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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 8:02 pm    Post subject: Pulled over tonight (For no reason) Reply with quote

So I was going to hang out with my girlfriends brother and his friend who just got back to Iraq. I have never been to this house, so I got lost on the way. I had just put in my radar detector today, and it started going off like crazy saying I was locked on. I was thinking WTF, So i switched it to city and the same thing was still going off.

So anyways, I missed the street, and thinking it was back the other way i turned and went by like 2 or 3 streets, I realized stuff it must be the other way. So I turned down a street, hit a side street, and went over like 4 or 5 streets and found the right one. I was getting ready to turn into my friends house when I see these lights come on. Im thinking damn did I do one of those rolling stops on accident at that last stop sign? So I;m pulled over in my friends drive way, ahhaha it was so dumb. He asks us tons of questions.. like where you guys going? I told him HERE. He said he had passed me and turned around and started following me. Im guessing this becaue I have the pure blue luminics and i had just washed and waxed my car and wheels, so it was blinging.

So he asks us a ton more questions about what we were up to, asked for id and ran them, and then found NOTHING and said well ok have a good time.

I guess he was bored? Maybe he was mad becaue I got a pimp ass car and a hot ass gf. Razz

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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Civic with a huge aluminum wing and tacky rims doesnt count as a pimp ass car vance
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i sht in my pants today.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn I suck at life.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vance, he may have pulled you over for cruising (if you have a cruising law in you state) since you went up and down the road a couple times. it is such a stupid law.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

matt1808, in a residential area? i doubt it.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me and my buddies just stole like 6 street signs on our way back from the bar.... no cops so far... go figure Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you most likely looked suspicious, possibly casing out the neighborhood looking for something easy to steal. Possibly you were going to steal the lightning bolt pin stripes off the window of some Nova for your own pimped ride.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or pehaps some park benches have been missing in the area, and turning up well......you know.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waiting for the pizza man - look outside our building and there's a dude with his pants around his ankle screwing some random chick in public - never would have thought I'd see it... she must have been super drunk, 'cause she proceeded to put her underwear on over her jeans... hahaha...
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, would you be a savior and go tell my mom that she forgot her to take her pills. She's always doing that.
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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she proceeded to put her underwear on over her jeans


Is that the way kids are wearing em these days? Laughing Rolling Eyes

Maestro, classy women you got there! At least you don't go to Guelph. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sep 10, 2005 11:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Pulled over tonight (For no reason) Reply with quote

Vance wrote:
I guess he was bored? Maybe he was mad becaue I got a pimp ass car and a hot ass gf. Razz


Is this the same gf you were crying on here about the other day because she left you?
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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 12:15 am    Post subject: Re: Pulled over tonight (For no reason) Reply with quote

churchy wrote:
Vance wrote:
I guess he was bored? Maybe he was mad becaue I got a pimp ass car and a hot ass gf. Razz


Is this the same gf you were crying on here about the other day because she left you?


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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha this thread was bad news from the start...


sht...maybe i should start my own completely useless thread. it seems to be the trend nowadays. Rolling Eyes

for those confused about the thread is all about that involves vance's break up or relationship problems or sore vagina or whatever, here's the link: http://forums.wakeboarder.com/viewtopic.php?p=682640&highlight=#682640

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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man you guys are so cool! Churchy is my favorite. Man if I would have known you guys would have had a field day with me posting that hot girl,'hot car line I should have not had posted it! Rolling Eyes

I'm acutally surprised you havn't came up with something better. The badasses of wb.com get an "F" today. Maybe another day. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The chick im kicken with got pulled over last night. Caught a DUI. Sucks for her.
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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nmballa, well, she's the dumby wumby drinking and driving...
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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pyrocasto, she blew just over the legal limit. Only had like three beers. Shes taking it pretty ruff.
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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got pulled over tonight with my girlfriend in the car. He tells me I didn't use my blinker pulling out from a Starbucks parking garage, checks my I.D., then runs his flash light 4-5 times over my girlfriend, scans all the way up and all the way down. Then he pulls his head out of the window, says, "You two have a nice night", then sticks his head back in, with the flashlight, and scans her again, then leaves. I don't think he once looked me in the eye. Don't they send these goons to P.R. camp?
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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And everyone wonders why wb.com gets bad rep.

Vance,
Don't sweat it.

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PostPosted: Sep 11, 2005 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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she blew just over the legal limit.

maybe if she blew something else she wouldnt have gotten the dui Very Happy
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Scott a is fat?
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PostPosted: Sep 12, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

scotta deserves several stars for this thread.

I'm in the library LMAO, trying to be quiet. oh, I'm going to read through this again....so pointless, and yet so entertaining.


maestro, sounds like she's turning the whole "underwear outside the pants" theme into a way of life or something, IDK funny nonetheless

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PostPosted: Sep 12, 2005 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

scott a wrote:
i sht in my pants today.



I ate some really old rotten ham in the fridge on saturday. No worries, on the sand bar a little later, went to drop some a$$, nope, mudded up the entire area. shting your pants sucks.
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PostPosted: Sep 12, 2005 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bethany --

Thanks! But I don't care what ScottA says, he will just outwit me with some comment because he's an internet debate champion.

I think he's just jealous because I'm better at wakeskating then him. Laughing

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come on vance, sicon is nice and all, but far from being pimp... maybe if it was cl55 or s55 on 20s or even a Rang Rover on 22s it could be pimp Smile.... the cop saw your car figured you were young, probably up to no good, and would bust your balls.....
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PostPosted: Sep 12, 2005 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpinD,

I was just joking about the "pimp ass car" thing. I knew everyone would get there panties tied up. Very Happy

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haha understandable ... which blubs did you get? Im thinking of getting some Ultra whites for my Land Rover for the fog and main lights .... I havent looked into bulbs for a while, i remeber Nokyia and PIAA being good.... any clue?
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PimpinD, "sicon's" with "blubs" is straight pimpin.

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PimpinD, sicon's with blubs is straight pimpin.


Don't forget the waxed wheels. Vance I'd really like to meet you be it at the bank, a party, wherever and introduce my size 12.

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You guys should box for pink slips. I know Hollywood wants a Scion refrigerator box with wheels.
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PostPosted: Sep 13, 2005 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

J-Ro,

Well he'd have to box my gf than, and she'd probably win. I don't drive that xB.

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PostPosted: Sep 13, 2005 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

has anyone gotten themselves out of a ticket in a very interesting/unusual way? i know a girl who literally 'blew' her way out of a ticket if u know what i mean
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