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Vance Addict


Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 994
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 8:02 pm Post subject: Pulled over tonight (For no reason) |
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So I was going to hang out with my girlfriends brother and his friend who just got back to Iraq. I have never been to this house, so I got lost on the way. I had just put in my radar detector today, and it started going off like crazy saying I was locked on. I was thinking WTF, So i switched it to city and the same thing was still going off.
So anyways, I missed the street, and thinking it was back the other way i turned and went by like 2 or 3 streets, I realized stuff it must be the other way. So I turned down a street, hit a side street, and went over like 4 or 5 streets and found the right one. I was getting ready to turn into my friends house when I see these lights come on. Im thinking damn did I do one of those rolling stops on accident at that last stop sign? So I;m pulled over in my friends drive way, ahhaha it was so dumb. He asks us tons of questions.. like where you guys going? I told him HERE. He said he had passed me and turned around and started following me. Im guessing this becaue I have the pure blue luminics and i had just washed and waxed my car and wheels, so it was blinging.
So he asks us a ton more questions about what we were up to, asked for id and ran them, and then found NOTHING and said well ok have a good time.
I guess he was bored? Maybe he was mad becaue I got a pimp ass car and a hot ass gf.  _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
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Mike Addict


Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 536 City: Orlando
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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A Civic with a huge aluminum wing and tacky rims doesnt count as a pimp ass car vance _________________ "Have you ever noticed that waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps?"
-Biggy |
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scott a Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810
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Vance Addict


Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 994
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Damn I suck at life. _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
Integrity all the way. |
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matt1808 Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 1981
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Vance, he may have pulled you over for cruising (if you have a cruising law in you state) since you went up and down the road a couple times. it is such a stupid law. |
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pooser Wakeboarder.com Freak

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| matt1808, in a residential area? i doubt it. |
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D420 Soul Rider

Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 279 City: NAPLES
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| damn po po |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Me and my buddies just stole like 6 street signs on our way back from the bar.... no cops so far... go figure  |
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BrandonC Addict


Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 539 City: Murrieta
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Well you most likely looked suspicious, possibly casing out the neighborhood looking for something easy to steal. Possibly you were going to steal the lightning bolt pin stripes off the window of some Nova for your own pimped ride. |
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Sofa King Soul Rider

Joined: 18 Jul 2003 Posts: 318 City: Littleton COLORADO!
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Or pehaps some park benches have been missing in the area, and turning up well......you know. _________________ "I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja."
"You might wanna make your move, coz mine's gonna be ugly" -Brock Samson |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Waiting for the pizza man - look outside our building and there's a dude with his pants around his ankle screwing some random chick in public - never would have thought I'd see it... she must have been super drunk, 'cause she proceeded to put her underwear on over her jeans... hahaha... |
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Sofa King Soul Rider

Joined: 18 Jul 2003 Posts: 318 City: Littleton COLORADO!
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, would you be a savior and go tell my mom that she forgot her to take her pills. She's always doing that. _________________ "I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja."
"You might wanna make your move, coz mine's gonna be ugly" -Brock Samson |
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ontrider Ladies Man


Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | she proceeded to put her underwear on over her jeans |
Is that the way kids are wearing em these days?
Maestro, classy women you got there! At least you don't go to Guelph.  |
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churchy PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 5814 City: Boise, ID
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Posted: Sep 10, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject: Re: Pulled over tonight (For no reason) |
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| Vance wrote: | I guess he was bored? Maybe he was mad becaue I got a pimp ass car and a hot ass gf.  |
Is this the same gf you were crying on here about the other day because she left you? |
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tommyadrian5 Addict

Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 907
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 12:15 am Post subject: Re: Pulled over tonight (For no reason) |
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| churchy wrote: | | Vance wrote: | I guess he was bored? Maybe he was mad becaue I got a pimp ass car and a hot ass gf.  |
Is this the same gf you were crying on here about the other day because she left you? |
Flippin Sweet! |
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scott a Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 1:16 am Post subject: |
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haha this thread was bad news from the start...
sht...maybe i should start my own completely useless thread. it seems to be the trend nowadays.
for those confused about the thread is all about that involves vance's break up or relationship problems or sore vagina or whatever, here's the link: http://forums.wakeboarder.com/viewtopic.php?p=682640&highlight=#682640
scions are gay. _________________ www.TheLiquidPlayground.com
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Vance Addict


Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 994
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Man you guys are so cool! Churchy is my favorite. Man if I would have known you guys would have had a field day with me posting that hot girl,'hot car line I should have not had posted it!
I'm acutally surprised you havn't came up with something better. The badasses of wb.com get an "F" today. Maybe another day.
ScottA --
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This is the place to post topics that DO NOT relate to wakeboarding. |
Thanks. _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
Integrity all the way. |
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nmballa Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 3906 City: Milwaukee
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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The chick im kicken with got pulled over last night. Caught a DUI. Sucks for her. _________________ jt09 wrote:
I used to get all happy when the girlie would make a colonic appointment. That meant she was going to be breaking out the "fine china" soon.
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pyrocasto PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 5291 City: hendersonville
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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nmballa, well, she's the dumby wumby drinking and driving... _________________
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At least 50% of the population is retarded so I discount what they think or feel automatically. |
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nmballa Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 3906 City: Milwaukee
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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pyrocasto, she blew just over the legal limit. Only had like three beers. Shes taking it pretty ruff. _________________ jt09 wrote:
I used to get all happy when the girlie would make a colonic appointment. That meant she was going to be breaking out the "fine china" soon.
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Bruky Guest
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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| I got pulled over tonight with my girlfriend in the car. He tells me I didn't use my blinker pulling out from a Starbucks parking garage, checks my I.D., then runs his flash light 4-5 times over my girlfriend, scans all the way up and all the way down. Then he pulls his head out of the window, says, "You two have a nice night", then sticks his head back in, with the flashlight, and scans her again, then leaves. I don't think he once looked me in the eye. Don't they send these goons to P.R. camp? |
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Bethany Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1983 City: Bend
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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And everyone wonders why wb.com gets bad rep.
Vance,
Don't sweat it.
Scotta,
Go back to being fat and living in Oakland.  |
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D420 Soul Rider

Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 279 City: NAPLES
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Posted: Sep 11, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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she blew just over the legal limit.
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maybe if she blew something else she wouldnt have gotten the dui  |
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Bruky Guest
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 12:02 am Post subject: |
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| Scott a is fat? |
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: |
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scotta deserves several stars for this thread.
I'm in the library LMAO, trying to be quiet. oh, I'm going to read through this again....so pointless, and yet so entertaining.
maestro, sounds like she's turning the whole "underwear outside the pants" theme into a way of life or something, IDK funny nonetheless _________________
| Best Quote Ever wrote: | | 'No regrets', that's my motto.....well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight' |
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mbuck Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 1629
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| scott a wrote: | | i sht in my pants today. |
I ate some really old rotten ham in the fridge on saturday. No worries, on the sand bar a little later, went to drop some a$$, nope, mudded up the entire area. shting your pants sucks.
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Vance Addict


Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 994
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Bethany --
Thanks! But I don't care what ScottA says, he will just outwit me with some comment because he's an internet debate champion.
I think he's just jealous because I'm better at wakeskating then him.  _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
Integrity all the way. |
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PimpinD Addict

Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 785 City: Orlando, FL
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 8:59 am Post subject: |
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come on vance, sicon is nice and all, but far from being pimp... maybe if it was cl55 or s55 on 20s or even a Rang Rover on 22s it could be pimp .... the cop saw your car figured you were young, probably up to no good, and would bust your balls..... _________________ http://www.wakepics.com/member/PimpinD |
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Vance Addict


Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 994
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 9:59 am Post subject: |
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PimpinD,
I was just joking about the "pimp ass car" thing. I knew everyone would get there panties tied up.  _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
Integrity all the way. |
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PimpinD Addict

Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 785 City: Orlando, FL
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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haha understandable ... which blubs did you get? Im thinking of getting some Ultra whites for my Land Rover for the fog and main lights .... I havent looked into bulbs for a while, i remeber Nokyia and PIAA being good.... any clue? _________________ http://www.wakepics.com/member/PimpinD |
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Bruky Guest
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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PimpinD, "sicon's" with "blubs" is straight pimpin.
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Hollywood PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Posts: 5601 City: Door Knob
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Posted: Sep 12, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Bruky wrote: | | PimpinD, sicon's with blubs is straight pimpin. |
Don't forget the waxed wheels. Vance I'd really like to meet you be it at the bank, a party, wherever and introduce my size 12. _________________
| dizzlestoy wrote: | | Dumb question... What is "Bubb Rubbing" I googled it and wakeboarder.com came up. |
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J-Ro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 5662 City: Rocklin
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Posted: Sep 13, 2005 7:31 am Post subject: |
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You guys should box for pink slips. I know Hollywood wants a Scion refrigerator box with wheels. _________________ Steal My Book
Read My Blog
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Vance Addict


Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 994
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Posted: Sep 13, 2005 11:17 am Post subject: |
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J-Ro,
Well he'd have to box my gf than, and she'd probably win. I don't drive that xB.
Hollywood,
Surf Expo. Hope to see you there tool! _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
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Aubs Motorboat Queen

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167
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Posted: Sep 13, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| has anyone gotten themselves out of a ticket in a very interesting/unusual way? i know a girl who literally 'blew' her way out of a ticket if u know what i mean |
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