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Boys- If you had to choose one......

 
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If you had to choose one:
Bald
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Impotent
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:23 pm    Post subject: Boys- If you had to choose one...... Reply with quote

Because 85% of the men choose impotence over becoming bald. Shocked
According to Oprah's magazine.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How could anyone not rather be bald. Sure your less likely to get some but at least it is still possible.
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it.

Isn't the shaved head look "in" these days? So who would care about being bald?

Gents just can't seem to age gracefully these days...

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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont think youre gonna get anyone to say impotent
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

impotent = married

Shocked

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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm already going bald, so I've had to come to terms with it Laughing
Now, impotence I just couldn't handle.
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's always viagra.
Nothing horrible about either I think, bald look can be good sometimes.
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BelmontWake, It's better taking Cialis, because there's a greater window of opportunity than with Viagra.
Viagra - must be take 1 hr prior
Cialis - ( 36 hr window ....and no you don't stay hard for amount of time either) you can take it on friday night for the weekend. If you don't get lucky on friday, you still have it in your system for Sat, and if that don't happen.... Sunday is your last chance to "git you some".......then there's always the Palm sister Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dragonlady8 wrote:
BelmontWake, It's better taking Cialis, because there's a greater window of opportunity than with Viagra.
Viagra - must be take 1 hr prior
Cialis - ( 36 hr window ....and no you don't stay hard for amount of time either) you can take it on friday night for the weekend. If you don't get lucky on friday, you still have it in your system for Sat, and if that don't happen.... Sunday is your last chance to "git you some".......then there's always the Palm sister Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


wow at least one girl gets it...
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll pass on that whole impotence thing...bring on the baldness. Besides, girls love rubbing the head. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now hang on - isn't there a difference between impotence and "erectile dysfunction"? Shootin' blanks wouldn't be bad if you didn't want any midgets anyhow. But if we're talking unable to perform... well then baldness is clearly the better option.

Personally - the baldness is coming, may as well get comfortable with it.
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gswake, courtesy of google,

importence: Inability to achieve an erection.

So, I guess both of the options aren't HORRIBLE. Some chicks dig the baldness, otherwise you got the 21st century by your side.
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PostPosted: Jun 17, 2005 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BelmontWake wrote:
gswake, courtesy of google,

importence: Inability to achieve an erection.

So, I guess both of the options aren't HORRIBLE. Some chicks dig the baldness, otherwise you got the 21st century by your side.



importence.........I believe it was IMPOTENCE, as in impotent...NOT potent, meaning you're shooting blanks, your sperm is retarded!!!!
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PostPosted: Jun 18, 2005 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gswake wrote:
Now hang on - isn't there a difference between impotence and "erectile dysfunction"? Shootin' blanks wouldn't be bad if you didn't want any midgets anyhow. But if we're talking unable to perform... well then baldness is clearly the better option.

Personally - the baldness is coming, may as well get comfortable with it.


Ohhh Boy Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes .....someone fell asleep during sex ed Laughing
Shootin' Blanks has to do with getting a Vasectomy. That means your demon seed's cut off from spreading a new generation.

Erectile Dysfunction is the new word of millenium. Impotence just gives a "dirty 'ol man" sound to it all.

You know, similar to garbage man. Which would you prefer: Garbage man or Sanitation Engineer?? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Jun 18, 2005 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What 'normal' guy is going to be polled by Oprah? I'd take my bald Mr. Happy over a full head with a penis pump any day!
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PostPosted: Jun 19, 2005 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Women will never be as good as men until the can walk down the road with a beer gut and bald and still think they're sexy"

I'll take bald anyday.

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PostPosted: Jun 20, 2005 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the recent Cargo mag, they took a poll of 850 women and 85% said they didn't care if a man was losing his hair or was bald. Not sure if I believe that though.
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PostPosted: Jun 20, 2005 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

J-Ro,

One way to think about that poll you mentioned is that 85% of women are not what you are looking for, so their standards are much lower than the 15% that you would love to be with...
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PostPosted: Jun 20, 2005 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer impotent men.
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PostPosted: Jun 20, 2005 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rather be bald.

she can have a smooth wake

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PostPosted: Jun 20, 2005 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dlady, you crack me up, hilarious.

baldness is not something that concerns me, impotence however... Shocked give me a chrome dome anyday

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PostPosted: Jun 20, 2005 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That ain't a choice I'm makin'.

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