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Dragonlady8 Black Widow


Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: Boys- If you had to choose one...... |
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Because 85% of the men choose impotence over becoming bald.
According to Oprah's magazine.... 
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intotheflats PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Posts: 5492 City: Port Clinton, Oh
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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How could anyone not rather be bald. Sure your less likely to get some but at least it is still possible. _________________ Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Leggester PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 6961
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get it.
Isn't the shaved head look "in" these days? So who would care about being bald?
Gents just can't seem to age gracefully these days... _________________ I'm hung like Einstein,
And smart as a horse! |
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abovethewake Addict

Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 583 City: sarasota
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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i dont think youre gonna get anyone to say impotent _________________ P.O.O.P.!!! |
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Leggester PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 6961
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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impotent = married
 _________________ I'm hung like Einstein,
And smart as a horse! |
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Buergday Guest
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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I'm already going bald, so I've had to come to terms with it
Now, impotence I just couldn't handle. |
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BelmontWake Soul Rider

Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 278
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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There's always viagra.
Nothing horrible about either I think, bald look can be good sometimes. |
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Dragonlady8 Black Widow


Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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BelmontWake, It's better taking Cialis, because there's a greater window of opportunity than with Viagra.
Viagra - must be take 1 hr prior
Cialis - ( 36 hr window ....and no you don't stay hard for amount of time either) you can take it on friday night for the weekend. If you don't get lucky on friday, you still have it in your system for Sat, and if that don't happen.... Sunday is your last chance to "git you some".......then there's always the Palm sister  _________________ [quote="Swass"] 8824, dude - I suck. You were right.[/quote]. |
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BelmontWake Soul Rider

Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 278
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Dragonlady8 wrote: | BelmontWake, It's better taking Cialis, because there's a greater window of opportunity than with Viagra.
Viagra - must be take 1 hr prior
Cialis - ( 36 hr window ....and no you don't stay hard for amount of time either) you can take it on friday night for the weekend. If you don't get lucky on friday, you still have it in your system for Sat, and if that don't happen.... Sunday is your last chance to "git you some".......then there's always the Palm sister  |
wow at least one girl gets it... |
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patrickengler Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1188 City: Battle Creek/East Lansing
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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I'll pass on that whole impotence thing...bring on the baldness. Besides, girls love rubbing the head.  _________________ Back to back NBA champs. |
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gswake Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 1420 City: Little Rock
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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Now hang on - isn't there a difference between impotence and "erectile dysfunction"? Shootin' blanks wouldn't be bad if you didn't want any midgets anyhow. But if we're talking unable to perform... well then baldness is clearly the better option.
Personally - the baldness is coming, may as well get comfortable with it. |
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BelmontWake Soul Rider

Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 278
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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gswake, courtesy of google,
importence: Inability to achieve an erection.
So, I guess both of the options aren't HORRIBLE. Some chicks dig the baldness, otherwise you got the 21st century by your side. |
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MrCool32 Soul Rider

Joined: 03 Sep 2003 Posts: 306
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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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| BelmontWake wrote: | gswake, courtesy of google,
importence: Inability to achieve an erection.
So, I guess both of the options aren't HORRIBLE. Some chicks dig the baldness, otherwise you got the 21st century by your side. |
importence.........I believe it was IMPOTENCE, as in impotent...NOT potent, meaning you're shooting blanks, your sperm is retarded!!!! |
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Dragonlady8 Black Widow


Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198
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Posted: Jun 18, 2005 3:47 am Post subject: |
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| gswake wrote: | Now hang on - isn't there a difference between impotence and "erectile dysfunction"? Shootin' blanks wouldn't be bad if you didn't want any midgets anyhow. But if we're talking unable to perform... well then baldness is clearly the better option.
Personally - the baldness is coming, may as well get comfortable with it. |
Ohhh Boy .....someone fell asleep during sex ed
Shootin' Blanks has to do with getting a Vasectomy. That means your demon seed's cut off from spreading a new generation.
Erectile Dysfunction is the new word of millenium. Impotence just gives a "dirty 'ol man" sound to it all.
You know, similar to garbage man. Which would you prefer: Garbage man or Sanitation Engineer??  _________________ [quote="Swass"] 8824, dude - I suck. You were right.[/quote]. |
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lcap Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 10973 City: Homeless
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Posted: Jun 18, 2005 4:05 am Post subject: |
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| What 'normal' guy is going to be polled by Oprah? I'd take my bald Mr. Happy over a full head with a penis pump any day! |
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pyrocasto PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 5291 City: hendersonville
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Posted: Jun 19, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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"Women will never be as good as men until the can walk down the road with a beer gut and bald and still think they're sexy"
I'll take bald anyday. _________________
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At least 50% of the population is retarded so I discount what they think or feel automatically. |
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J-Ro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 5662 City: Rocklin
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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 10:02 am Post subject: |
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In the recent Cargo mag, they took a poll of 850 women and 85% said they didn't care if a man was losing his hair or was bald. Not sure if I believe that though. _________________ Steal My Book
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craiger Soul Rider

Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 498 City: Plano
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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 11:39 am Post subject: |
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J-Ro,
One way to think about that poll you mentioned is that 85% of women are not what you are looking for, so their standards are much lower than the 15% that you would love to be with... |
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re re Addict


Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Posts: 723
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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 11:42 am Post subject: |
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I prefer impotent men. _________________ PS- this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
http://www.fairtax.org <---Learn it, love it, call your Congressman. We'll all be better off. |
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Dees Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 3548 City: Nampa
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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Rather be bald.
she can have a smooth wake _________________
| haugy wrote: | | Your 14, you masturbate. There's your answer. |
| jt09 wrote: | | ont - like your money, your opinion loses value as it crosses the border. |
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nick e[V]ans Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 2077 City: brissie, Australia
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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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dlady, you crack me up, hilarious.
baldness is not something that concerns me, impotence however... give me a chrome dome anyday _________________ professional procrastinator |
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jt09 Ladies Man


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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That ain't a choice I'm makin'.
Great hair and able to hammer a 10 penny nail through a 2x4. |
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