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Mr. Dumass Criminal

Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 81 City: Texas
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:08 pm Post subject: What's up with TX Women and cars? |
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Yet another wife hit her husband this evening with her car. WTF??
She was ranting and raving at a gas station that he was cheating on her.. and then they went outside... and SPLAT! Lucky for her he didn't die. |
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Premier135Chick Guest
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Must be something in the water |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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| who's to say women aren't just crappy drivers and inadvertantly run into crap and occasionally it happens to be their cheating husbands? |
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JHrod Wakeboarder.com Freak

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| i agree wes---driving school for all women should be mandotory and this will happen no more |
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Ryan W Soul Rider


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 452 City: Ontario,Canada
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Damm that sucks.Im glad im not a married guy in TX. _________________ Gas,Grass or Ass nobody rides for free.
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Mr. Dumass Criminal

Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 81 City: Texas
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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Ooooo! Look a speed bump!  _________________ No matter how you shake,
No matter now you hop,
You just won't get rid of that one last drop! |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| another simple solution: dont marry crazy b*tches. |
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Premier135Chick Guest
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Ryan W-A married guy in Texas...... |
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Ryan W Soul Rider


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 452 City: Ontario,Canada
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Ya. _________________ Gas,Grass or Ass nobody rides for free. |
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Butta Seeka Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 1970 City: rowlet, tx.
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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i hate the onbes whole have like huge ass suvs and can tdrive them for stuff, the ones i hate the most are the rich ass ones the escaldes and navi's with a bunch of dents and stuff in em cause they dont know how to drive them, waste of a perfectly good caddie i think _________________ "We forget in life that we are not human beings living a spritual experience, but spritual beings living a human experiance."
-Shawn Akers 1971-2001 |
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wake152 Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1098 City: Eugene, Or
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Dude josh i just laughed so hard when i read what u wrote _________________ Go Ducks
You Down with AGB? |
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JHrod Wakeboarder.com Freak

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| um was it really that funny????? |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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them white trash are at it again, eh?  |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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| what's this kyle? TX is white trash now? ok i believe you. |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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you think it is'nt wes?
I must be a girl if it is'nt????  |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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huh? im confused now.
i was agreeing with you jokingly. |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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I know, bro....I am joking too!  |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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alright i get it now.
little slow tonight. |
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wake152 Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1098 City: Eugene, Or
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Posted: Feb 23, 2003 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT  _________________ Go Ducks
You Down with AGB? |
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JamesWatts Addict


Joined: 21 Feb 2003 Posts: 685 City: Santa Monica
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 1:19 am Post subject: |
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Texas sucks, i hate being there, i could like be knocked out and wake up blind folded there, and know that i was in texas, just because of the feel, of inbread people, hicks, and just plain stupid people,
-James
WSR _________________
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Offdapeggs Criminal


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 54 City: Tulsa, Ok
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 5:45 am Post subject: |
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| If I move to Texas Im going to buy my wife a metro, something that will bounce off of me. maybe just leave a bruise. |
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jt09 Ladies Man


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 6:17 am Post subject: |
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Dear James,
Sorry to hear you have such a negative opinion of the Lone Star State. Those of us who live here happen to think quite highly of our state. I would like to personally invite you to Austin and show you a great time.
If you will please bring your own blindfold, I will provide the knockout. |
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riverfreak Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 1381 City: East Texas
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 7:38 am Post subject: |
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I think it is so freakin' funny!......Tx women not putting up with men's s@#t!!!  |
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Vinne Babareeno Criminal


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 95 City: Austin, Tx
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 7:47 am Post subject: |
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If the women in Texas were not so DAMN HOT, we would'nt have to cheat! There is just so much TALENT walking the streets of Texas!!!!  _________________
Put my finger where??  |
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jason_ssr Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4054 City: Dallas, Tx
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 8:12 am Post subject: |
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Definitely alot of TALENT here, but they are also talented at dishing out an ace whoopin'. Thats why I walk the straight and narrow. When you go after some strange, the question isnt if its right or wrong, but, "Am I going to die for this?"
WHen Im asked a stupid question, my answer used to be "Whatever, bi+c#", but now its "yes ma'am".
So the question come to this. Are the women in Texas really worth the risk?
Are you kidding me? Heck Yeah!!! |
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jt09 Ladies Man


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 8:57 am Post subject: |
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| Jason - you hit the nail on the head! Be nice to the hotties and make sure you can survive to pimp another day! |
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WRRide Outlaw

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 194 City: West Chester/Philadelphia PA and Ont. CA
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Simple answer- Don't get married to any one of them!!!! _________________ "The pen is mightier than the sword cause the pen gives the word sending swords to war." |
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Raider Lefty Soul Rider


Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 9:40 am Post subject: |
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I definitely have to agree with you Jason - the women here are hot but they can take care of themselves so ya gotta be careful not to piss them off.
I think it's almost more of a Southern women thing though than a Texas thing...all southern women can defend themselves pretty well.
James - you're also welcome to come to Dallas and take a ride with us. I don't understand all the negativitiy towards the Lone Star State  _________________ I make my guardian angel work harder then yours. |
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jt09 Ladies Man


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 9:48 am Post subject: |
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Raider - Haters Hate, that's what they do....that guy hates all over the place. He was ripping the American flag on another post.
Texas women rock. |
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Budman Outlaw

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 137 City: Tifton
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 9:57 am Post subject: |
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I think southern women are watching to much TV. Over the years they have been bred to have low expectations. However, in doing this they end up sitting at home watching sassy yankee women and there opinions. Think about it, whens the last time you saw any Southern Women portrayed with strong opinions or that can actually think? I see muted, battered, 'follow your husbands directions' type roles, but zero business minded, educated, logically thinking roles.
I am in no way demeaning Southern Women, and I actually think its about time they stood up for themselves. The husbands got what they had coming. They were obviously dumber than the average man because they got caught. |
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JamesWatts Addict


Joined: 21 Feb 2003 Posts: 685 City: Santa Monica
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 10:37 am Post subject: |
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i dont know, mabey ive just been seeing the "wrong side" of texas, but, you guys would have to show me a really good time to get me to change my mind, and what is this talk of hot girls, they dident seem to be running that thick when i was there, mabey times have changed, haha
-James
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Premier135Chick Guest
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 10:45 am Post subject: |
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| Gives more meaning to "Pimpin aint easy" at least in Texas |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 10:52 am Post subject: |
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| The only true pimps come from TX. |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 11:01 am Post subject: |
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true that, Wes!!!  |
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wake152 Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1098 City: Eugene, Or
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Posted: Feb 24, 2003 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Hey Pchick, but it sure is fun. _________________ Go Ducks
You Down with AGB? |
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