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What's up with TX Women and cars?
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Mr. Dumass
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:08 pm    Post subject: What's up with TX Women and cars? Reply with quote

Yet another wife hit her husband this evening with her car. WTF??
She was ranting and raving at a gas station that he was cheating on her.. and then they went outside... and SPLAT! Lucky for her he didn't die.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must be something in the water
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who's to say women aren't just crappy drivers and inadvertantly run into crap and occasionally it happens to be their cheating husbands?
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i agree wes---driving school for all women should be mandotory and this will happen no more
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damm that sucks.Im glad im not a married guy in TX.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooooo! Look a speed bump! Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

another simple solution: dont marry crazy b*tches.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryan W-A married guy in Texas......
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i hate the onbes whole have like huge ass suvs and can tdrive them for stuff, the ones i hate the most are the rich ass ones the escaldes and navi's with a bunch of dents and stuff in em cause they dont know how to drive them, waste of a perfectly good caddie i think
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude josh i just laughed so hard when i read what u wrote
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um was it really that funny?????
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

them white trash are at it again, eh? Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what's this kyle? TX is white trash now? ok i believe you.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you think it is'nt wes?
I must be a girl if it is'nt???? Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh? im confused now.
i was agreeing with you jokingly.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know, bro....I am joking too! Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

alright i get it now.
little slow tonight.
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2003 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Texas sucks, i hate being there, i could like be knocked out and wake up blind folded there, and know that i was in texas, just because of the feel, of inbread people, hicks, and just plain stupid people,
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I move to Texas Im going to buy my wife a metro, something that will bounce off of me. maybe just leave a bruise.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear James,
Sorry to hear you have such a negative opinion of the Lone Star State. Those of us who live here happen to think quite highly of our state. I would like to personally invite you to Austin and show you a great time.

If you will please bring your own blindfold, I will provide the knockout.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it is so freakin' funny!......Tx women not putting up with men's s@#t!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the women in Texas were not so DAMN HOT, we would'nt have to cheat! There is just so much TALENT walking the streets of Texas!!!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely alot of TALENT here, but they are also talented at dishing out an ace whoopin'. Thats why I walk the straight and narrow. When you go after some strange, the question isnt if its right or wrong, but, "Am I going to die for this?"

WHen Im asked a stupid question, my answer used to be "Whatever, bi+c#", but now its "yes ma'am".

So the question come to this. Are the women in Texas really worth the risk?

Are you kidding me? Heck Yeah!!!
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jason - you hit the nail on the head! Be nice to the hotties and make sure you can survive to pimp another day!
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simple answer- Don't get married to any one of them!!!!
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I definitely have to agree with you Jason - the women here are hot but they can take care of themselves so ya gotta be careful not to piss them off.

I think it's almost more of a Southern women thing though than a Texas thing...all southern women can defend themselves pretty well.

James - you're also welcome to come to Dallas and take a ride with us. I don't understand all the negativitiy towards the Lone Star State Confused

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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raider - Haters Hate, that's what they do....that guy hates all over the place. He was ripping the American flag on another post.

Texas women rock.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think southern women are watching to much TV. Over the years they have been bred to have low expectations. However, in doing this they end up sitting at home watching sassy yankee women and there opinions. Think about it, whens the last time you saw any Southern Women portrayed with strong opinions or that can actually think? I see muted, battered, 'follow your husbands directions' type roles, but zero business minded, educated, logically thinking roles.

I am in no way demeaning Southern Women, and I actually think its about time they stood up for themselves. The husbands got what they had coming. They were obviously dumber than the average man because they got caught.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont know, mabey ive just been seeing the "wrong side" of texas, but, you guys would have to show me a really good time to get me to change my mind, and what is this talk of hot girls, they dident seem to be running that thick when i was there, mabey times have changed, haha
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gives more meaning to "Pimpin aint easy" at least in Texas
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only true pimps come from TX.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

true that, Wes!!! Wink Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2003 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Pchick, but it sure is fun.
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