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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 5:53 am    Post subject: It's gonna be a good day. Reply with quote

I had to play it on the way back from breakfast. Laughing

I think today should be a good Friday.
I drove the jeep to work today. It ran great no hiccups at all. Considering I've put the hurt on her for the last 2 months on trails I haven't streeted it in a while. So I was glad to see she kept her interstate manners.

So I come into work on this beautiful day, it's 75 degrees out, and sunny.
Everything is functioning properly, a miracle. I beat the boss in again, and made sure he noticed. So when I leave early, he'll understand.

Well I'm hungry this morning so I figure I'll go get some breakfast, everything is A-okay here. So I go to our local little bistro for some good ole bacon and eggs with some amazing hashbrowns. Mmmmmm.
I take a seat and am reading the paper when I hear a very lovely voice from behind me, "Is that your CJ7?"

Now I've heard that question time and again, and when it comes from a voice like that, I know instantly what that means. Twisted Evil

I turn around expecting to see a girl my age, but I turn to see a smoking MILF sitting there. She's in the good ole fashioned MILF clothes, workout clothes. Tight and flattering.

{Okay Haugy, let's see if you still got it}

I respond, and in short without all the quotes, she goes on to tell me she used to have a CJ7 when she was younger. And then the clencher......

"Oh I miss that ole jeep, I could pick up guys so easy with that, we used to go out in the woods and........" she pauses.......

"and well you know, we had a good time" she says slyly.

OH MAN WE HAVE A JEEP FREAK ON OUR HANDS.

Well about the time we have this conversation my food arrives. I wrap up the friendly banter and turn to eat my breakfast.

About 10 minutes later I hear it..............

"So it looks like your working today..."

Me - "Yeah gotta pay for the toys"

Her - "Too bad, it's such a beautiful day out, this would be a GOOD day to go out on some trails with some beer and have a good time."

Me - "You got that right, that would be a blast"

Her - "So why don't you tell work an emergency came up, we go get some beers, and go out in the woods for a few hours........." Shocked

Now at this point, I am practicly sporting wood like a 15yr old. This hot as hell MILF is trying to pick me up. YES YES YES MY FANTASY IS COMING TRUE!!!!!!!!

But I had to respond, and all I could muster politely was,
"I would love to, but I would have to call my fiancee to tell her I'll be home later".

Her - "Ohhhhhh, well she's a lucky woman"

Me - "And you can bet I'll be reminding her of that all weekend". Laughing

And now back to work, hornier than a rabbit on Viagra. Laugh
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh the old major C*ck block called the Fiancee. Hope the rest of the day goes this well for you.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing


I thought the story was going to be about you finally doing away with one of the psycho animals that you deal with on a daily basis.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice....had a similar story...but it was with a drunk Asian girl in a convertible at 4am...I wont interfere with your story though! HAHA
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub, stay tuned, I recently acquired a problem solver for critters. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Not my pic, but exact.


Dpierce37, hell, it's an open forum, do tell.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell, that made MY morning and I'm 2000 miles away!

Dpierce37 wrote:
nice....had a similar story...but it was with a drunk
Asian girl in a convertible at 4am...I wont interfere with your story though! HAHA


"Hey is that your Murano" just doesn't have the same ring to it there D$.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

chavez, tell the class about that one time the "hot guy" pulled up next to you at the light and asked "Is that YOUR Miata?"
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread just oh so much better.

chavez, had to get up to piss after laughing at that one.

K-dub, only to then start laughing my ass off again.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub wrote:
chavez, tell the class about that one time the "hot guy" pulled up next to you at the light and asked "Is that YOUR Miata?"

Luckily, haven't had that one yet. Mostly it's been middle-aged women (NOT cougars) oogling over it. Confused Laughing


I don't want to know what has been said to my wife while she was driving it. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well came home smashed with my girl from the bars...girl went and passed out, so I decided to go walk my dog around the complex.

I was near the pool when this silver mr-2 pulls up next to me, and the said asian girl was in it drinking some man beverages...she asks me were the pool was, and I pointed, she looked at me said thanks, and drove on.

Well I few minuted went bye and I see her car just sitting in a spot next to the pool, so I decide to check it out...she was sitting on the top her seat, she asked if I wanted a beer, of course I can't turn down a beer....said she is meeting some girlfriends at the jacuzzi..... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Well, we have two pools, and the one with the Jacuzzi was up the way in a different location...I tell her this and she laughs....then she invites me to ride with her and come to the hot tub with her and her friends.....

call it a fiancee c&ck block if you want...but I am a better man for not going.....kicked myself all the way home too.....now if JT09 was there......they might of had to change the pool water after that night!! HAHAHA

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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes today is going to be a good day. the girl i have been seeing called and told me she has something special planned for my bday and i will definitely like it. No fiancee or wife to c-block me either... did i mention she is smoking hot?!
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, duh

actually, i'd have knocked it out right there at the car.


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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lop, you did, but you better nut up and get some pics for proof. Otherwise I think you're just desperate and poor Kaiser is getting the shaft, literally. Laughing
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

check your PM
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

glad to see Lop is back in the saddle!! how old is this chick? please tell me it's a -8 yr age difference at least.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jt09, - 4
long story how we should have already known each other and kind of strange that we really didn't

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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lop, Bravo my good man, bravo.

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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just don't want to turn these fools loose with pics of her. jt's monkey would never be the same
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just had a new request at lunch.

"Can you take me for a ride so my water will break?" Laughing

Asked by a VERY pregnant lady. Laughing
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, you know she Bubb Rubb s! Laughing
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, she is most likely dead serious.

Take her up on it, but put a towel under her butt.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best way to induce is sex.
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

booby bunny wrote:
haugy, she is most likely dead serious.

Take her up on it, but put a towel under her butt.


and pop out the drain plugs...

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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't want to poke the baby in the head so I declined. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just started lightly seeing an older woman(35) and found out yesterday that she has a 19 year old daughter. She did what any mom would do and showed me a picture and HOLY CRAP is her daughter hot. I have spent all day trying to figure out the angle on this one but haven't come up with anything yet. I just keep imagining me being able to actually say "Who's your daddy" Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good day? That sounds like one of the worst days of your life...A "good day" would have been to live this day one week before you met your fiance....
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