It's gonna be a good day.

[Commodore]

I had to play it on the way back from breakfast.

I think today should be a good Friday.
I drove the jeep to work today. It ran great no hiccups at all. Considering I've put the hurt on her for the last 2 months on trails I haven't streeted it in a while. So I was glad to see she kept her interstate manners.

So I come into work on this beautiful day, it's 75 degrees out, and sunny.
Everything is functioning properly, a miracle. I beat the boss in again, and made sure he noticed. So when I leave early, he'll understand.

Well I'm hungry this morning so I figure I'll go get some breakfast, everything is A-okay here. So I go to our local little bistro for some good ole bacon and eggs with some amazing hashbrowns. Mmmmmm.
I take a seat and am reading the paper when I hear a very lovely voice from behind me, "Is that your CJ7?"

Now I've heard that question time and again, and when it comes from a voice like that, I know instantly what that means.

I turn around expecting to see a girl my age, but I turn to see a smoking MILF sitting there. She's in the good ole fashioned MILF clothes, workout clothes. Tight and flattering.

{Okay Haugy, let's see if you still got it}

I respond, and in short without all the quotes, she goes on to tell me she used to have a CJ7 when she was younger. And then the clencher......

"Oh I miss that ole jeep, I could pick up guys so easy with that, we used to go out in the woods and........" she pauses.......

"and well you know, we had a good time" she says slyly.

OH MAN WE HAVE A JEEP FREAK ON OUR HANDS.

Well about the time we have this conversation my food arrives. I wrap up the friendly banter and turn to eat my breakfast.

About 10 minutes later I hear it..............

"So it looks like your working today..."

Me - "Yeah gotta pay for the toys"

Her - "Too bad, it's such a beautiful day out, this would be a GOOD day to go out on some trails with some beer and have a good time."

Me - "You got that right, that would be a blast"

Her - "So why don't you tell work an emergency came up, we go get some beers, and go out in the woods for a few hours........."

Now at this point, I am practicly sporting wood like a 15yr old. This hot as hell MILF is trying to pick me up. YES YES YES MY FANTASY IS COMING TRUE!!!!!!!!

But I had to respond, and all I could muster politely was,
"I would love to, but I would have to call my fiancee to tell her I'll be home later".

Her - "Ohhhhhh, well she's a lucky woman"

Me - "And you can bet I'll be reminding her of that all weekend".

And now back to work, hornier than a rabbit on Viagra.

[wsuwakeboarder]

Ahh the old major C*ck block called the Fiancee. Hope the rest of the day goes this well for you.

[K-dub]

I thought the story was going to be about you finally doing away with one of the psycho animals that you deal with on a daily basis.

[Dpierce37]

nice....had a similar story...but it was with a drunk Asian girl in a convertible at 4am...I wont interfere with your story though! HAHA

[Commodore]

K-dub, stay tuned, I recently acquired a problem solver for critters.

Not my pic, but exact.


Dpierce37, hell, it's an open forum, do tell.

[chavez]

Hell, that made MY morning and I'm 2000 miles away!

[K-dub]

chavez, tell the class about that one time the "hot guy" pulled up next to you at the light and asked "Is that YOUR Miata?"

[Commodore]

This thread just oh so much better.

chavez, had to get up to piss after laughing at that one.

K-dub, only to then start laughing my ass off again.

[chavez]

[Dpierce37]

well came home smashed with my girl from the bars...girl went and passed out, so I decided to go walk my dog around the complex.

I was near the pool when this silver mr-2 pulls up next to me, and the said asian girl was in it drinking some man beverages...she asks me were the pool was, and I pointed, she looked at me said thanks, and drove on.

Well I few minuted went bye and I see her car just sitting in a spot next to the pool, so I decide to check it out...she was sitting on the top her seat, she asked if I wanted a beer, of course I can't turn down a beer....said she is meeting some girlfriends at the jacuzzi.....

Well, we have two pools, and the one with the Jacuzzi was up the way in a different location...I tell her this and she laughs....then she invites me to ride with her and come to the hot tub with her and her friends.....

call it a fiancee c&ck block if you want...but I am a better man for not going.....kicked myself all the way home too.....now if JT09 was there......they might of had to change the pool water after that night!! HAHAHA

[Lop]

Yes today is going to be a good day. the girl i have been seeing called and told me she has something special planned for my bday and i will definitely like it. No fiancee or wife to c-block me either... did i mention she is smoking hot?!

[jt09]

well, duh

actually, i'd have knocked it out right there at the car.

[Commodore]

Lop, you did, but you better nut up and get some pics for proof. Otherwise I think you're just desperate and poor Kaiser is getting the shaft, literally.

[Lop]

check your PM

[jt09]

glad to see Lop is back in the saddle!! how old is this chick? please tell me it's a -8 yr age difference at least.

[Lop]

jt09, - 4
long story how we should have already known each other and kind of strange that we really didn't

[Commodore]

Lop, Bravo my good man, bravo.

[Lop]

i just don't want to turn these fools loose with pics of her. jt's monkey would never be the same

[Commodore]

I just had a new request at lunch.

"Can you take me for a ride so my water will break?"

Asked by a VERY pregnant lady.

[Hollywood]

haugy, you know she Bubb Rubb s!

[booby bunny]

haugy, she is most likely dead serious.

Take her up on it, but put a towel under her butt.

[churchy]

The best way to induce is sex.

[Lop]

[Commodore]

Didn't want to poke the baby in the head so I declined.

[intotheflats]

I just started lightly seeing an older woman(35) and found out yesterday that she has a 19 year old daughter. She did what any mom would do and showed me a picture and HOLY CRAP is her daughter hot. I have spent all day trying to figure out the angle on this one but haven't come up with anything yet. I just keep imagining me being able to actually say "Who's your daddy"

[Tbonez]

Good day? That sounds like one of the worst days of your life...A "good day" would have been to live this day one week before you met your fiance....