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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:15 pm    Post subject: Please name this thread (Half-Cross-eyed Bill's Family Fun-T Reply with quote

Since I am HORRIBLE at naming a topic, have a go at it!


I was thinking:

"Expensive whores"
"Don't do it"
"Most expensive vagina on the planet"
etc etc etc.




MJ No. 1 on divorce cost list
Settlement could top Diamond's $150 million


Associated Press

April 14, 2007

NEW YORK -- Divorce has its price--and no celebrity, it appears, knows that better than Michael Jordan.

The basketball superstar's split last December from his wife of 17 years, Juanita, is No. 1 on Forbes.com's list of "The 10 Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces." Juanita Jordan could "get more than $150 million in a settlement, making the Jordan divorce the most expensive in entertainment history," Forbes said.

Neil Diamond, whose 1995 divorce from Marcia Murphey cost him an estimated $150 million, holds second place. Steven Spielberg comes in third for paying ex-wife Amy Irving an estimated $100 million, which was then half his fortune, when they divorced in 1989. The Oscar-winning director is currently worth $3 billion.

Also making the list are estimated settlements between Harrison Ford and Melissa Mathison ($85 million); Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva ($80 million); Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, whose divorce could cost him more than $60 million; James Cameron and Linda Hamilton ($50 million); Michael and Diandra Douglas ($45 million and two homes); Lionel and Diane Richie ($20 million); and Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall ($15 million to $25 million).

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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He put his _____ in her ______, so now she's taking him to the hole." Laughing

Poor Jordan

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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

muckmeister, to quote Eddie: "HALF"!!!!

There, you have your name.

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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i say expensive whores
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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Cross-eyed Bill's Family Fun-Time Juggling Revue"

or

"Put Your Hands Up and Step Away From the Toilet Plunger"

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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i love seeing women doing a good split


















-up

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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YES!!!! Very Happy well played, muck.
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PostPosted: Apr 17, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

iirc, MJ has no one to blame but himself on this one.
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PostPosted: Apr 18, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who said money can't buy happiness?
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PostPosted: Apr 18, 2007 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Murphy wrote:
I have yet... Even if the pu$$y was great
and sparks shot out the woman's ass
and cannons blared
and the mountains crumbled
and the seas roared,
no pu$$y is worth $150 million!


No pu$$y.


HALF!!!

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