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8824 Ladies Man

Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 15136 City: Wilmington, Delaware
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject: Please name this thread (Half-Cross-eyed Bill's Family Fun-T |
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Since I am HORRIBLE at naming a topic, have a go at it!
I was thinking:
"Expensive whores"
"Don't do it"
"Most expensive vagina on the planet"
etc etc etc.
MJ No. 1 on divorce cost list
Settlement could top Diamond's $150 million
Associated Press
April 14, 2007
NEW YORK -- Divorce has its price--and no celebrity, it appears, knows that better than Michael Jordan.
The basketball superstar's split last December from his wife of 17 years, Juanita, is No. 1 on Forbes.com's list of "The 10 Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces." Juanita Jordan could "get more than $150 million in a settlement, making the Jordan divorce the most expensive in entertainment history," Forbes said.
Neil Diamond, whose 1995 divorce from Marcia Murphey cost him an estimated $150 million, holds second place. Steven Spielberg comes in third for paying ex-wife Amy Irving an estimated $100 million, which was then half his fortune, when they divorced in 1989. The Oscar-winning director is currently worth $3 billion.
Also making the list are estimated settlements between Harrison Ford and Melissa Mathison ($85 million); Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva ($80 million); Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, whose divorce could cost him more than $60 million; James Cameron and Linda Hamilton ($50 million); Michael and Diandra Douglas ($45 million and two homes); Lionel and Diane Richie ($20 million); and Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall ($15 million to $25 million). _________________ www.integrity-wake.com
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kavlock99 Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 1214 City: St. Louis
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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"He put his _____ in her ______, so now she's taking him to the hole."
Poor Jordan _________________ (0OO \ (||||)(||||) / OO0) |
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chavez Ladies Man


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 27375 City: Roseville
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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muckmeister, to quote Eddie: "HALF"!!!!
There, you have your name. _________________
| Quote: | | That's Mr. Gingermex to you a$$hole. |
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devon Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Posts: 1367 City: Ottawa
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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i say expensive whores
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tball Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 3953
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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"Cross-eyed Bill's Family Fun-Time Juggling Revue"
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"Put Your Hands Up and Step Away From the Toilet Plunger" _________________
| GOB Bluth wrote: | | It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? |
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LakeIolaLuke Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3064 City: Lake Iola/Orlando
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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i love seeing women doing a good split
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| buckthis wrote: | | And another reason wakeboarding is better than surfing, you die less, that means you have another day to wakeboard, which is more fun than surfing anyway. |
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tball Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 3953
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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YES!!!! well played, muck. _________________
| GOB Bluth wrote: | | It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? |
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jt09 Ladies Man


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Apr 17, 2007 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| iirc, MJ has no one to blame but himself on this one. |
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Hollywood PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Posts: 5601 City: Door Knob
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Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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Who said money can't buy happiness? _________________
| dizzlestoy wrote: | | Dumb question... What is "Bubb Rubbing" I googled it and wakeboarder.com came up. |
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Josh R Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Posts: 3163 City: Melbourne, Australia
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