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Neognosis Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 5:50 am Post subject: How many people have.... |
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Gotten some on their boat? _________________ I walk 47 miles of barb wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house up on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide |
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Swass Guest
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 5:57 am Post subject: |
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What's this fascination with our sex lives lately?
I'm not gettin' any! There..are you happy now?!?! |
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DaveBrowning Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 2666 City: The 'boro
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Twice last summer...  _________________ If my above post offends you in any way, simply ignore it. If you do not know how to ignore it, complain to me in a PM and I will show you how. |
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koltman Addict

Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 902 City: Sydney/Orlando
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:27 am Post subject: |
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It wasn't my boat, does that still count? _________________ ODPC |
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Dees Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 3548 City: Nampa
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| Swass wrote: | What's this fascination with our sex lives lately?
I'm not gettin' any! There..are you happy now?!?! |
Same here. You happy now _________________
| haugy wrote: | | Your 14, you masturbate. There's your answer. |
| jt09 wrote: | | ont - like your money, your opinion loses value as it crosses the border. |
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churchy PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 5814 City: Boise, ID
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| Of course... That's one of the main reasons for getting a boat. |
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Neognosis Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:23 am Post subject: |
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I ask because my 'bu will be here next week, and me and the wife were talking about christening it. But we would have to pretty far out into Lake Ontario to avoid somebody with binoculars getting a show. Although my wife sometimes likes the idea of somebody watching. She sometimes scares me with that a little. _________________ I walk 47 miles of barb wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house up on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide |
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Leggester PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 6961
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Why would you care if someone got a show?
The answer is yes BTW. But oddly enough, we never planned it. I gues we're more spontaneous  _________________ I'm hung like Einstein,
And smart as a horse! |
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NAW Wakeboarder.com Freak

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4295 City: Chicago-ish
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:28 am Post subject: |
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Although my wife sometimes likes the idea of somebody watching.
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It's perfectly healthy....go for it!  _________________ www.MidwestMilitia.net |
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Neognosis Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:51 am Post subject: |
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Why would you care if someone got a show?
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I don't know, it makes me nervous. I mean, I once showed a video of me and a girlfriend to an entire party, but the idea of someone watching who is being offended makes me, um, a little "soft on crime."
On our honeymoon my wife liked going it out on our balcony, and I went along but it totally made me nervous. I did learn a very usefull tip though: The faster you are trying to end it, the longer it will go on. _________________ I walk 47 miles of barb wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house up on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide |
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Leggester PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 6961
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:54 am Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO CB!!!!
It's just like a thread on these boards, they don't have to look
In may case, most people don't want to see a couple in their late 40s doing it. _________________ I'm hung like Einstein,
And smart as a horse! |
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jt09 Ladies Man


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:55 am Post subject: |
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My bud used to have a houseboat that we partied on every weekend right next to Carlos and Charlie's on Lake Travis just out of college. I think every one of us had sex in front of someone (many someones most times) at least once. It really is amazing what the lake and several margaritas will do to a woman's dignity.
I miss that houseboat. |
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Neognosis Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 8:25 am Post subject: |
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Ever get walked in on or walk in on your roomate? Man, I sure have had both happen several times. _________________ I walk 47 miles of barb wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house up on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide |
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NorCalStud686 Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 1410 City: Nor*Cali-Forn-i-a
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:26 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, we were kinda in a secluded place out on the delta, then i started getting pissed off, because these kids on PWC's kept passing by us and looking, they must have been about 13. Damn horny kids!
"Ever get walked in on or walk in on your roomate?"
My friends have walked in on me and my girlfriend (they were drunk), for some reason they thought it was funny to just leave the door open(there was no lock ), and sit out there, laughing.
But whats even worse, my mom walked in on my girlfriend and i. mere words cannot describe her face  _________________ Religion. The poor man's alternative to expensive sports and sporting events. - Dave W |
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Neognosis Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:36 am Post subject: |
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I used to try to get walked in on by my ex-girlfriends mother. She was hotter than my girlfriend. _________________ I walk 47 miles of barb wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house up on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide |
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NorCalStud686 Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 1410 City: Nor*Cali-Forn-i-a
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:39 am Post subject: |
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cameraboy, haha thats awesome.
I have a question, yeah its bad if your friends think your moms a milf. is it worse if your girlfriend thinks so? _________________ Religion. The poor man's alternative to expensive sports and sporting events. - Dave W |
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:45 am Post subject: |
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CB, so what maybe she'd get all hot and bothered and want to join in?
Yes, that's the whole reason of bringing girls on the boat. Otherwise, I'd just go to the nearest restaurant with a buffet and pick up girls there.
....My last piece on the boat last summer....me and my good buddy double teamed a high school girl....unfortunately, her twin sister wasn't there to join in...b/c she would have.  _________________
| Best Quote Ever wrote: | | 'No regrets', that's my motto.....well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight' |
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jeffrey_25 Addict


Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 811
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:56 am Post subject: |
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kswiss,
That's nasty. |
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Swass Guest
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| kswiss wrote: | ....unfortunately, her twin sister wasn't there to join in...b/c she would have.  |
Fabricator! |
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nmballa Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 3906 City: Milwaukee
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 10:02 am Post subject: |
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tag teamed that hilarous. You guys get the old fingercuffs going on her? _________________ jt09 wrote:
I used to get all happy when the girlie would make a colonic appointment. That meant she was going to be breaking out the "fine china" soon.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509037985&ref=profile |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: |
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You say Lake Ontario huh? hmmmmmmm
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Swass, hey man, they were sluts, what can I say. _________________
| Best Quote Ever wrote: | | 'No regrets', that's my motto.....well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight' |
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Neognosis Ladies Man


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 11:10 am Post subject: |
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I have a question, yeah its bad if your friends think your moms a milf. is it worse if your girlfriend thinks so?
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Are you asking if it's bad if your girlfriend thinks your mom is a milf? I'd call that great, as it indicates she may be open to a threesome that DOES NOT involve your mom.
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CB, so what maybe she'd get all hot and bothered and want to join in?
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You know it! It goes something like this:
door swings open
Surprised gasp
"Alison, what do you think you are doing!??! Not in my house!
--dramatic pause------------
In my house, you need to please your man right. Give me that nasty thing (slurp slurp)" (porn music starts now)
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Swass, hey man, they were sluts, what can I say.
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Kswiss, you ignorant adolescent. SLUTS? dude, women like that are enlightened and something to be treasured. If you go around calling them SLUTS like that was a bad thing, they just might stop being so open minded and the nookie will dry up. Think, man! For the love of God!
While I was riding last year, this chick I picked up at the sand bar flashed me her peach from the back seat. My wife had to be physically restrained from putting the emergency oar through her skull. _________________ I walk 47 miles of barb wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house up on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide |
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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Kswiss, you ignorant adolescent. SLUTS? dude, women like that are enlightened and something to be treasured. If you go around calling them SLUTS like that was a bad thing, they just might stop being so open minded and the nookie will dry up. Think, man! For the love of God!
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hahahaha. Hey, I love sluts. I don't have a negative opinion of them _________________
| Best Quote Ever wrote: | | 'No regrets', that's my motto.....well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight' |
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BoardinDan Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 1025 City: clermont FL
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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wow something just occured to me while reading the date on this thread... its march... geese and i havent gotten any on my boat stupid parents had to be there all the time!!!  _________________ Staff member of
www.floridawakeboarding.com
Welcome to Florida where the palm trees grow sideways
i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day
it's depths that get to me |
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chavez Ladies Man


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 27375 City: Roseville
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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While I was riding last year, this chick I picked up at the sand bar flashed me her peach from the back seat. My wife had to be physically restrained from putting the emergency oar through her skull.
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RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006 |
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nick e[V]ans Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 2077 City: brissie, Australia
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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haha, cant say i've gotten any on a boat before, theres not that much space on ours.
but yes indeed i have been walked in on many a time, mainly by my gf sister, but yeh she really doesn't mind anymore. _________________ professional procrastinator |
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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nick e[V]ans, next time, ask her if she wants to join in  _________________
| Best Quote Ever wrote: | | 'No regrets', that's my motto.....well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight' |
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nick e[V]ans Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 2077 City: brissie, Australia
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Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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kswiss, not a bad idea from a guys pov... but could you imagine having your brother joining you in a sexual experience nuff said _________________ professional procrastinator |
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Dave W Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 3216 City: Rochester
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Posted: Mar 06, 2004 4:29 am Post subject: |
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CB, I was going to say "be sure to let me know if you need a third this summer", but somehow it just doesn't seem like the thing to suggest in this thread.
So what bu did you end up going with? _________________ How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough. |
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067
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Posted: Mar 06, 2004 10:10 am Post subject: |
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nick e[V]ans, you'll never know if you don't ask. Some chicks are into that. Someone somewhere will always be into outrageous stuff. _________________
| Best Quote Ever wrote: | | 'No regrets', that's my motto.....well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight' |
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itch Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Posts: 2563 City: m m m itch igan
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Posted: Mar 06, 2004 10:14 am Post subject: |
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You mean like that one time she was hanging from the tower?
OOOOPPPS don't want to give to much away.
ITCH
GB _________________ I would kill my Rabi with a pork chop to sleep with your sister! |
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Boardergirl Criminal

Joined: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 53 City: The Hamptons
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Posted: Mar 08, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Thats so damn sexy to get some on their boat....Thats all I'm sayin  _________________ Hott guys, water, and sand..that's all you need for fun..But you gotta give my wakeboard too! |
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Rocko Old School Freak

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3745 City: Omaha
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Posted: Mar 08, 2004 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| i'm still a virgin. |
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churchy PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 5814 City: Boise, ID
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Posted: Mar 08, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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Your too young |
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