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Neognosis
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 Posted: Mar 05, 2004 5:50 am Post subject: How many people have.... |
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Gotten some on their boat?
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Swass
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What's this fascination with our sex lives lately?
I'm not gettin' any! There..are you happy now?!?! |
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DaveBrowning
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Twice last summer... 
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koltman
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:27 am Post subject: |
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It wasn't my boat, does that still count?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| Swass wrote: | What's this fascination with our sex lives lately?
I'm not gettin' any! There..are you happy now?!?! |
Same here. You happy now
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| Of course... That's one of the main reasons for getting a boat. |
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Neognosis
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I ask because my 'bu will be here next week, and me and the wife were talking about christening it. But we would have to pretty far out into Lake Ontario to avoid somebody with binoculars getting a show. Although my wife sometimes likes the idea of somebody watching. She sometimes scares me with that a little.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Why would you care if someone got a show?
The answer is yes BTW. But oddly enough, we never planned it. I gues we're more spontaneous 
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:28 am Post subject: |
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Although my wife sometimes likes the idea of somebody watching.
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It's perfectly healthy....go for it!
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Neognosis
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:51 am Post subject: |
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Why would you care if someone got a show?
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I don't know, it makes me nervous. I mean, I once showed a video of me and a girlfriend to an entire party, but the idea of someone watching who is being offended makes me, um, a little "soft on crime."
On our honeymoon my wife liked going it out on our balcony, and I went along but it totally made me nervous. I did learn a very usefull tip though: The faster you are trying to end it, the longer it will go on.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:54 am Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO CB!!!!
It's just like a thread on these boards, they don't have to look
In may case, most people don't want to see a couple in their late 40s doing it.
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jt09
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My bud used to have a houseboat that we partied on every weekend right next to Carlos and Charlie's on Lake Travis just out of college. I think every one of us had sex in front of someone (many someones most times) at least once. It really is amazing what the lake and several margaritas will do to a woman's dignity.
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Neognosis
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Ever get walked in on or walk in on your roomate? Man, I sure have had both happen several times.
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Yeah, we were kinda in a secluded place out on the delta, then i started getting pissed off, because these kids on PWC's kept passing by us and looking, they must have been about 13. Damn horny kids! 
"Ever get walked in on or walk in on your roomate?"
My friends have walked in on me and my girlfriend (they were drunk), for some reason they thought it was funny to just leave the door open(there was no lock  ), and sit out there, laughing.
But whats even worse, my mom walked in on my girlfriend and i. mere words cannot describe her face 
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Neognosis
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I used to try to get walked in on by my ex-girlfriends mother. She was hotter than my girlfriend.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:39 am Post subject: |
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cameraboy, haha thats awesome.
I have a question, yeah its bad if your friends think your moms a milf. is it worse if your girlfriend thinks so?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:45 am Post subject: |
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CB, so what maybe she'd get all hot and bothered and want to join in? 
Yes, that's the whole reason of bringing girls on the boat. Otherwise, I'd just go to the nearest restaurant with a buffet and pick up girls there.
....My last piece on the boat last summer....me and my good buddy double teamed a high school girl....unfortunately, her twin sister wasn't there to join in...b/c she would have.
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kswiss,
That's nasty. |
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| kswiss wrote: | | ....unfortunately, her twin sister wasn't there to join in...b/c she would have. |
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 10:02 am Post subject: |
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tag teamed that hilarous. You guys get the old fingercuffs going on her?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: |
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You say Lake Ontario huh? hmmmmmmm 
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Swass, hey man, they were sluts, what can I say.
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Neognosis
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I have a question, yeah its bad if your friends think your moms a milf. is it worse if your girlfriend thinks so?
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Are you asking if it's bad if your girlfriend thinks your mom is a milf? I'd call that great, as it indicates she may be open to a threesome that DOES NOT involve your mom.
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CB, so what maybe she'd get all hot and bothered and want to join in?
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You know it! It goes something like this:
door swings open
Surprised gasp
"Alison, what do you think you are doing!??! Not in my house!
--dramatic pause------------
In my house, you need to please your man right. Give me that nasty thing (slurp slurp)" (porn music starts now)
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Swass, hey man, they were sluts, what can I say.
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Kswiss, you ignorant adolescent. SLUTS? dude, women like that are enlightened and something to be treasured. If you go around calling them SLUTS like that was a bad thing, they just might stop being so open minded and the nookie will dry up. Think, man! For the love of God!
While I was riding last year, this chick I picked up at the sand bar flashed me her peach from the back seat. My wife had to be physically restrained from putting the emergency oar through her skull.
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finkle
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Kswiss, you ignorant adolescent. SLUTS? dude, women like that are enlightened and something to be treasured. If you go around calling them SLUTS like that was a bad thing, they just might stop being so open minded and the nookie will dry up. Think, man! For the love of God!
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hahahaha. Hey, I love sluts. I don't have a negative opinion of them
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BoardinDan
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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wow something just occured to me while reading the date on this thread... its march... geese and i havent gotten any on my boat stupid parents had to be there all the time!!!
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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While I was riding last year, this chick I picked up at the sand bar flashed me her peach from the back seat. My wife had to be physically restrained from putting the emergency oar through her skull.
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nick e[V]ans
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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haha, cant say i've gotten any on a boat before, theres not that much space on ours.
but yes indeed i have been walked in on many a time, mainly by my gf sister, but yeh she really doesn't mind anymore.
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finkle
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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nick e[V]ans, next time, ask her if she wants to join in
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nick e[V]ans
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2004 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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kswiss, not a bad idea from a guys pov... but could you imagine having your brother joining you in a sexual experience  nuff said
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Dave W
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CB, I was going to say "be sure to let me know if you need a third this summer", but somehow it just doesn't seem like the thing to suggest in this thread.
So what bu did you end up going with?
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finkle
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nick e[V]ans, you'll never know if you don't ask. Some chicks are into that. Someone somewhere will always be into outrageous stuff.
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2004 10:14 am Post subject: |
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You mean like that one time she was hanging from the tower?
OOOOPPPS don't want to give to much away.
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Thats so damn sexy to get some on their boat....Thats all I'm sayin
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| i'm still a virgin. |
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