talk about lucky...

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 5:46 am Post subject: talk about lucky...

talk about lucky...

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

criminally_minded · Posted: May 15, 2003 5:48 am Post subject:

Haven't you posted that before? Funny stuff though Mr. Green

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 5:59 am Post subject:

criminally_minded,

I have never posted that before, but if someone else has I am sorry for biting.

NAW · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:03 am Post subject:

HA!!!

vance · Guest

lol thats some funny s**t.. had to read the last part twice though to get it

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:12 am Post subject:

I dont keep my condoms in the car.

I wear one at all times just in case I am going to get lucky somewhere. Shocked

you know the scout motto: BE PREPARED

Goatwake · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:19 am Post subject:

trevo go edit that u foreign bastard

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:24 am Post subject:

Hit that sh_t raw dog and bail. Twisted Evil

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

here i thought you had made a moral decision. hell yeah! chalk one up for condoms in the car. score... car +2\ wallet -10 should have known! Rolling Eyes

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 15, 2003 10:49 am Post subject:

AHAHAHAHAHA... that's hilarious!! I'll have to take 'em out of the wallet right now and go put 'em in my truck!! Laughing

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

once again, another great one by Grouch...your doing well Very Happy

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 15, 2003 11:30 am Post subject:

honey - i'll be sure and bring my supply and keep a couple in my wallet when I come to see you. Laughing

Chales · Guest

So what are you doing tonight dear?

Your mom.

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Ok....I'm only gonna remind you this one time only:
NEVER LEAVE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR OR WALLET!!!
Heat breaks down latex. So unless you want to spread your demon seed Evil or Very Mad

all over this earth, keep them away from heat and petroleum based lubricants.
and by all means, check the expiration dates Shocked

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

phantom5815, always the voice of reason... My demon seed??? Shocked

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Ohhh, c'mon Nor*Cal it's only a generalization.
I'm sure you carry the Devil's Spawn Twisted Evil

Love you , mean it Wink

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 1:11 pm Post subject:

Mine is really the Demon Seed! Twisted Evil