O-J Ontrider and J-RO

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 11:54 am Post subject: O-J Ontrider and J-RO

Would the both of you be interested in fielding a few questions for the audience in regards to your new book?

Props, to Kid Insano too! I would like to know what it was like working with O&J?

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

What could you possibly want to know? We're two idiots. I'm just proud that I know how to write. (thanks mom)

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:07 pm Post subject:

ontrider, Well, the first question,

I heard that you and J-RO debated and discussed who's name would go first on the book. How did you finally reach a conclusion and how did J-RO get his name first?

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

It's in alphabetical order you fool.

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject:

ontrider, Not all law firms put their partners name on the door in alphabetical order. But that is for another thread.

Why did you pick and indy publishing firm for this project? The news on the street was that there were a number of high profile houses looking at this piece. Why the small indy firm?

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject:

muckmeister, Dude, we are just keeping it real. Imagine if we sold out before we were ever in. That would be dumb and wouldn't mesh with our hardcore street cred. Next question.

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject:

J-Ro, Considering the general stereotypes of the typical west coast Cali bro and the canuck, can you please explain in detail the dynamic of working together with two distinct styles?

CALI vs. CANADA?

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject:

Yeah, I hear ya. Most peeps don't understand the genius it takes to come up with this type of groundbreaking work. Considering everything was done online and via email, I didn't find out until after the book was done that Ont is actually a transgender panda with 6 fingers and no opposable thumb. Had I known that from the start I may have bailed on the collaboration. But I am glad we stuck with it.

WTF is a GFE? Thanks for the free advertising.

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject:

J-Ro, Google is your friend GFE.

I would like to follow up on a commnet you made earlier, hardcore street cred? How was this earned?

Canadians normally are not viewed as hardcore except for Brian Adams.

No opposable thumb? Interesting! Had you known about Ontrider, you would have ceased the engagement? Is there any legal recourse possible now? Potential fraud claim?

intotheflats · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

The back cover is amazing, how did you get such great reviews?

Have you actually sold any yet?

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

I think our little Mucky has a man crush......... Embarassed

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:08 pm Post subject:

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

oshensurfer · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

This question is for J-Ro or Ont.

I heard that "Oh my gawd, giiiirl", Oprah was looking into your book and considering it for her book club, but then finding out that you used the f-word and called people "stupid" and "moronic ass-monkeys" she pulled the plug. I have heard that she told people you plagerized some of the content.

Care to comment?

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject:

oshensurfer, I was fluffing him for the hard questions to come! like that haugy?

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

Riiiiight. Well you're the one whose box is getting slammed, so I think you are just itchin for some Canadian Bacon, and some Cali-fornication. Laughing

firefighter_186 · Soul Rider Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 291 City: Killeen

So I understand there is a movie deal in the works? Also is there any truth to the possible release of said movie at Sundance 08?

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject:

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject:

Gentleman chill.

One at a time.

Yes we have sold a copy. The reviews were by people who got free copies so they may be a little biased towrds us. (Read the reviews to understand)

Street Cred can only be earned or blessed upon you by P-Diddy. Who ironically sold his soul to the devil for some Cambodian breast milk. I got mine by putting a 12 gauge slug through an Emo's dome. Although he did ask to be killed.

Oprah can suck a can of I'm an idiot with ecoli sauce. She backed away from the promise of being in her book club even after I did the most humiliating thing of my life. You see she likes feet and likes to watch turtles hump. You put the two together and I have been seeing a therapist ever since.

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

J-Ro, So, you made ONT go in the back seat for the interview, is this how all the sessions went?

Your name is first on the book!

A GFE is where ONT will be spending any proceeds from the book!

intotheflats · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject:

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject:

The term "Author" is stretching it a bit. I think Ont would rather go down in the ANALS of Liberace if you know what I mean.

I think Ont is already working on the second book seeing as how this one is being received so well. Oh wait, we've only sold one copy, get out there and buy b!tches.

8824 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject:

J-Ro, thanks for cumming on the show! best of luck with book!

oshensurfer · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:47 pm Post subject:

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:51 pm Post subject:

oshensurfer, I still have turtle jizz under my toenails, I'm pretty sure the book club is off.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

muck, to answer some more of your questions. I pushed to have this book sent to Oprah's people, but J-Ro would have no part of it.

The sundance film festival is a possibility, but we have to get our potential talent to read the scripts while they are drunk and/or high, I believe to land a deal.

The term "moronic ass-monkeys" was never used in the book, but the 30something F words is what prompted the "Teen" rating.

If any of you pity me enough to buy a copy, I'll have you know that the proceeds will go to renew my Lavalife subscription.

oshensurfer · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject:

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

So if you were to compare yourself against your peers, would you say you are more along the lines of Tom Clancy or Dr. Suess? Laughing

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject:

Dude, were are right up there with Madonna and Fifty Cent. Both have written books but no one knows. Cause they sucked.

I would rather be compared to the side of a Rice Krispies box or maybe whoever writes the fine print at the bottom of a car sale contract.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

A prefer TRIX. They have better mazes.

firefighter_186 · Soul Rider Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 291 City: Killeen

As a follow on to my previous question, It was stated that you are looking at getting some talent for the possible movie version. First of all whom are you trying to get to play J-Ro, and how are you going to find a six-fingered transgender panda that is fluent in Canadian?

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

We're going to the Zoo. The federal authorities have only authorized us to Rent a disfigured, transgender panda since they are so rare. Panda's are rare alone! The Panda must also be accompanied at all times by a trainer and handler. The Panda actually speaks in sign language, which is universal. For example, About and Aboot would be the same sign and carry the same meaning.

Right now we have Brad Pitt in mind to play J-Ro. We have not heard back from any of his people though, besides a law firm that sent some sort of letter titled "Cease and Desist". I don't know much about legalise, so I'm going to just keep sending requests to Brad's publicist.

J-Ro · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 7:59 am Post subject:

firefighter_186, Do you remember the guy who played Sloth in Goonies? We have him on retainer to play me. I'm not sure if it's going to work though. We will need to work on his drooling. We need more drool for the character.

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

J-Ro, didn't John Mutuzak play sloth? If so, he's dead man. Crying or Very sad

Better line up Randy Quaid as your back-up.

firefighter_186 · Soul Rider Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 291 City: Killeen

Of course I remember “sloth” from “The Goonies”, I’m originally from Astoria, Or.(where the Goonies was filmed)

Chavez good call on Mr Matzuszak being dead, I figured they would have to get him really drunk to act from the grave.

And I was thinking more like DJ Qualls as a good substitute.