Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.....................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

Dees · Posted: May 14, 2003 7:20 am Post subject:

sweet now i know there secrets

J_DOGG · Posted: May 14, 2003 8:23 am Post subject:

So true it's scary.....

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I'm the Whiskey kind of guy, but I just don't give a damn about anything.... Laughing

FRANKIE · Guest

ha ha ha ha.... the entire time i was reading, i was like, "when are they gonna talk about tequila... that's my drink!" although, i do tequila shots and margaritas (which is a blender drink... but i think it is unjustly categorized).

i'm just saying...

B-rad · Posted: May 14, 2003 10:22 am Post subject:

I stick to the beer and shots... and toothless waiterss. Those are the most sexy beasts around! I wonder if you orderd white zin with a tequila chaser if you would be after the toothless waiter? Laughing

Funny stuff though

Premier135Chick · Guest

Working at a bar myself, I'd have to say those are pretty right on. Girls that take tequila shots are usually the most fun girls in the bar. I also love it when girls order beer. They tend to be down to earth and way cool to talk to.

What I hate seeing are the girls who stand there and wait for someone to buy them a drink. They start chatting up with a guy just so he'll buy her a drink.

riverfreak · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:39 am Post subject:

I've never met another woman who was a beer drinker that I didn't like, the wine girls are what you have to watch out for.....emotional rollercoasters.....beer is the best, its just so fattening! Confused

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

mmmm beer.

I'm a vodka and gin guy when not drinking beer. What's that mean?

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:43 am Post subject:

What do you drink Pchick?!

Chales · Guest

I drink vodka.

That's funny too, because there's this guy at our country club that everyone thinks is gay and he's the only guy that drinks white zinfandel.

earlcombearl · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:27 pm Post subject:

what about the guys who go to the bar, drink domestic and imported beer, have a wiskey and coke and then order a couple shots? are we still down to earth, yet we don't give a damn but we want to get laid? What do you guys think? I am on the fence that we are down to earth and we just want to get some.

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:52 pm Post subject:

Any which way you look at it all of us guys just want to get laid.

I wish girls would understand that and make it easier for us.

FRANKIE · Guest

no earl. you're just horny! (i should know?... oh, alright... just rocky is horny. ha ha)

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 1:11 pm Post subject:

I bet Rocko is still bummed that spring break is over and he had to come out of the closet and stop masterbating Laughing

Bethany · Posted: May 14, 2003 3:08 pm Post subject:

Frankie, I'm with ya girl.. tequila is the drink of choice!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

soooooo, Frankie, and Bethany.....Tequila drinkers, huh??? When do you two ladies want to go get some drinks?? Twisted Evil

Dragonlady8 · Guest

what about the non-drinker?
I just collect tequila for the cool containers......and yes all the bottles are still full.

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Bethany and some guy that I don't remember... Cuervo anyone?

FRANKIE · Guest

kyle.
now you know everything that you need to know about me... take me to a "you know what" kind of bars so we can check out some chicas...get me a few coronas with lime... some tequila shots (raw)... and i'm in heaven!!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

uh-oh......the secret to "drunken-frankie"....... Laughing