Blonde Joke for the day

Dragonlady8 · Guest

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

Leggester · Posted: May 13, 2003 5:54 am Post subject:

What's black & blue & brown all over?

( a brunette that told too many blonde jokes Wink

jumalian · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 7625 City: san diego

HAHAHAHA!!! Excellent, Leggester!

Kinky · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 218 City: Niagara Falls

Good one.... Both of you! Laughing

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 10:07 am Post subject:

These two (2) blonds walk into a building,

You think that one of them would have seen it. Laughing

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 10:09 am Post subject:

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 10:10 am Post subject:

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 10:12 am Post subject:

Indecent Exposure

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 10:13 am Post subject:

Puzzle Pieces

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!"

The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"

One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-6- years!"

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 10:14 am Post subject:

Baking Blondes

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"

The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

Chales · Guest

The title implies just one joke. We could all go to a blond joke site if we really wanted this.

Grouch · Posted: May 13, 2003 12:19 pm Post subject:

Chales,

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Dont cry. Crying or Very sad

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

haha - do u guys kno how long it took me to get the building one? haha

Dees · Posted: May 13, 2003 12:52 pm Post subject:

true blonde Aubrey, true blonde

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69's a mouthful.

Mister C · Posted: May 13, 2003 3:50 pm Post subject:

How do you know when a blonde's having a bad day?

When her tampon's behind her ear and she cant find her pencil.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

dees - thanks

jello - that ones great!!!!

Dragonlady8 · Guest

AUBS!!!! I can't believe you made me spit diet coke all over my monitor.
I almost choked from laughing so hard. Shocked

Leggester~ words of experience? Laughing

Leggester · Posted: May 14, 2003 5:56 am Post subject:

Phantom, painfully so.

I try to stick to frog jokes now.

Whats red and black and green and goes 70 mph?

A frog in a blender!

Dragonlady8 · Guest

What did Kermit every do to you? You know Miss Piggy has a pretty mean right hook Shocked

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 7:44 am Post subject:

What do you have when you have two (2) little green balls in your hand?

Kermits undivided attention! Laughing

Option · Posted: May 14, 2003 7:45 am Post subject:

Aubs you are too funny! Laughing

Leggester · Posted: May 14, 2003 8:03 am Post subject:

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other?

"How 'bout that, we DO taste like chicken!"

STPHNSN23 · Guest

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 8:24 am Post subject:

Why does a cow wear a bell?

Because his horns dont work!!! Rolling Eyes

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

how do you know a blonde's been on the computer?

the joy-sticks wet

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:30 am Post subject:

Jen,

I thought it was because there was white out on the screen.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:31 am Post subject:

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

I like Jen's punchline better Grouch!! Laughing

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:34 am Post subject:

jt09,

Thats OK. I cant please everyone, but I can sure try. Very Happy

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:36 am Post subject:

Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks.

"Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.
"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue.

In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:37 am Post subject:

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?

The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:38 am Post subject:

HAHAHAHA... Mr. Green

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

how does a blonde print e-mail?

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:01 pm Post subject:

HEHEHE... that is so true! Rolling Eyes

Aubs - you've probably tried that before haven't you? No wonder the pictures aren't up yet!! Laughing