What would you do if......

B-rad · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:04 am Post subject: What would you do if......

What would you do if your girlfriend/wife/ hump buddy/ etc. Told you they were expecting a mini-you? This isn't happening to me or anyone that I know, just wonder what the reactions would be. I know I would take a day off and just have a mental break down. The next day I would take another day to sit and think about the mental and fiancial ramafications that would affect me and the other person. Any one had this happen or is in the process of this?

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:07 am Post subject:

I would probably freak out!! That would just absolutely suck!! I would probably do the same thing you would do.

FRANKIE · Guest

if someone told me that i was having a mini-me... i would probably have to take a deep breath and then ask the angel why god felt a need for a second immaculate conception - hehehe. then again, i don't know how surprised i would be at the fact that i was chosen to give birth to the anti-christ...jk.

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:31 am Post subject:

I would get the rusty coat hanger and rubbing alcohol out. Twisted Evil

NAW · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:32 am Post subject:

I'd probably do the right thing and warn the FBI ahead of time. Laughing

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Bottle of whiskey and a flight of stairs... Twisted Evil

***this is just a joke. what I just said is seriously messed up and wrong.

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:51 am Post subject:

What I said is messed up and wrong also, I would never really use a rusty coat hanger.

I would get a new coat hanger. Laughing

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

I guess I would have to slap the ol' "For Sale" sign on my boat Puppy Eyes

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 14, 2003 11:59 am Post subject:

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:11 pm Post subject:

I would sell the newborn on the black market and than get a new boat. Laughing

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I would run like hell!
Or, I would want a test. All the girls I know probably would'nt know who the father really was! Twisted Evil

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Grouch that's a great idea. I bet people would pay 50k for a newborn.

NAW · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:21 pm Post subject:

Grouch, you're one twisted fool Twisted Evil

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:26 pm Post subject:

NAW,

And than some Twisted Evil

Chales · Guest

Run.

Jump.

Splat.

earlcombearl · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:29 pm Post subject:

I'd kick myself in the junk and buy a case of 151 and drink until i pass out, wake up and start over and over.

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:30 pm Post subject:

It should be:

Run.

Push.

Splat.

No need for you to hurt yourself.

Chales · Guest

lol, hey where did you get that Jeff Anderson thing Grouch.

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 12:40 pm Post subject:

Chales,

Turk made that Avatar for me. That is a video part from the last Straight Jacket Film.

RIP JEFFY

markfromtexas · Outlaw Joined: 13 Apr 2003 Posts: 113 City: Houston

In a recent study, it was found out that 30% of all newborns aren't a biological match to the perceived daddy, so guys, when ever a chick says its yours, don't claim responcibility, you can go to the delivery room, be there for her, but under all circumstances don't sign the birth certificate, wait until you find out via dna test, after that you can sign it, if you do so before finding out and its not yours, you will be stuck w/ taking care of the kid despite it not being yours

Grouch · Posted: May 14, 2003 1:13 pm Post subject:

markfromtexas, who lives in Reno, Nevada, Thats kind of confusing.

Thanks for the advice I will remember that next time I have to go and sign another one of those damn birth certificates.

markfromtexas · Outlaw Joined: 13 Apr 2003 Posts: 113 City: Houston

yea, always representin where ya from, just didn't want anyone to confuse me w/ one of these back asswards fools from nevada,

WIDE-A-WAKE · Soul Rider Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 370 City: Otis

I would get out the cheetos and drink some beer.

wake152 · Posted: May 14, 2003 3:05 pm Post subject:

earlcombearl, a case of 151? damn guy if you need a case to get Bubb Rubb up you need to slow down for a while

Bethany · Posted: May 14, 2003 3:05 pm Post subject:

Grouch,,, your terrible.

Hope all is well haven't heard from you in awhile, you must be busy riding that 50 of yours. Moving back to the YL pretty soon, talk to ya later.

B

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 5:57 am Post subject:

Bethany,

We ride every day for hours. We built a track in my friends yard with 3 big step ups, 2 doubles and a few tables. Its so sick, I am all scraped up but you cant get to hurt when your only 13" off of the ground. Laughing

Random112233 · Outlaw Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 118 City: NC

that would suck. I would get my wakeboard out and do all these craisy tricks and die trying them. Wink

franknbeans · Soul Rider Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 272 City: Ft. Worth

Grouch stole my answer. so, i guess i'd just have to wait till 2nd trimester and walk her to the top of a nice set of stairs.

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:51 am Post subject:

franknbeans,

Its all good, if you want you can call on me and I can perform the procedure myself. I have done several, actually 2 or 3 in every state I have visited. Laughing

Butta Seeka · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:54 am Post subject:

i would be like whoa im having a kid and jump ut a window, not really i would be like well ok, and take care of her and the baby

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:56 am Post subject:

WakeSK8erTrevo,

Your answer made me want to cry Crying or Very sad

, you are so responsible. I guess that I have a lot of growing up to do still. Laughing

Dees · Posted: May 15, 2003 7:15 am Post subject:

I would do the right thing. Support them. Any idot can make a baby, but it takes a real man to be a father (what ever Fishburn said in boyzinthehood)

FRANKIE- If you want to dance with the devil you have to pay the fiddler....or something, god you make me nervous

King of the Tigers · Posted: May 15, 2003 9:24 am Post subject:

If I wasn't married and it was my girlfriend I'd be pretty down.

If I was married and it was my wife I'd be pretty excited

If I was married and it was my girlfirend I'd move to Afghanistan.

Mister C · Posted: May 15, 2003 6:01 pm Post subject:

I would rather move to some cooler place, like a place where there are a lot of places to ride, maybe australia.

RUSSIAN · Posted: May 15, 2003 8:04 pm Post subject:

Grouch, were you abused as a child.... j/k. you crack me up man Laughing