great quote

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 05, 2003 4:13 pm Post subject:

I'm gonna try that one too... brb. "here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!!!"

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 05, 2003 4:44 pm Post subject:

sorry cm... it'll never happen!! we just finished page 52 and have now started on page 53...

Mullet Man · Outlaw Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 132 City: SoCal

Luckily I have a four slice toaster. I put one paw in each part of the toaster and made sure to toast them for equal lengths of time. The tricky part was actually cover the entire paws withbutter. I was able to fashion somewhat of a butter cast for each paw. After several attempts at gathering cats and horrific scratches on my arms and face I have concluded that you could not get a person to change the cats on your car nor rotate your cats when needed. That baby who is used in the tire commercials would also get thrashed sitting there in a pile of cats.

One more thought...how would a cat land if it had no feet?

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

belly flop

ohsix · Posted: May 05, 2003 5:44 pm Post subject:

okay i'll go ahead and post the results even though no one guessed.

when dropped mustard side down the bread landed mustard side down form both the 2nd and 3rd stories.

when dropped mustard side up the bread landed mustard side up from both the 2nd and 3rd stories

when dropped parallel to the ground the bread landed mustard side up from both the 2nd and 3rd stories.

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

you stole my signature. Laughing

i used that quote in my signature on the old site. i found it on some site online but did you add the last half cuz i dont remember it. yay i found it the esact quotation is "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright. and i found it on http://www.geocities.com/funnyquotesuniverse/

Snow Skate Wake · Outlaw Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 124

Alright JJ, I will conduct that experiment on my cat. I will tell the results tomorrow.

ohsix · Posted: May 05, 2003 8:04 pm Post subject:

viking are you talking about my sig?
the first part is just an old saying. i'm not sure how i came up with the second part. i've probably heard it before or something but i just either thought of it or remembered it one day.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:30 am Post subject:

My signature is the best... Mr. Green

Dees · Posted: May 06, 2003 6:57 am Post subject:

Fish have feelings too you know.

Dragonlady8 · Guest

If you buttered both sides of toast, wouldn't that end up being a huge crouton? Confused

What would happen if you stuffed the cat full of buttered toast?

Jim M · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Posts: 2933

You guys are missing some very important common variables here.

The toast has to have one buttered side, one normal side, only then will it fit into the category of 'buttered toast'. You could also include Peanut Butter or Jam or whatever and it would not alter the results, for this is based on the implied concept that you always get screwed if you drop a piece of toast w/ something on it. Cheese Pizza may even produce the same results.

JerZeyGrlWakr1080 · Outlaw Joined: 01 May 2003 Posts: 182 City: Jersey

dees, if u want to talk bout fish, go the the forum about "get rid of those damn fishmen one and for all" thing. this is bout cats, buttered toat, and somehow people are stealing other peoples quotes, LoL! Im from Jersey, we dont throw cats out windows, just a person once in awhile.

Mullet Man · Outlaw Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 132 City: SoCal

Did you know that you can grab a cat by the tail and swing it like a wind mill 10 times and the tail will pop off! Try, and let me know how it works.

criminally_minded · Posted: May 06, 2003 2:11 pm Post subject:

We do that to possums, but their tails don't come off.

Mister C · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:31 pm Post subject:

Alright guys, the reason that toast always lands butter side down is because of the weight. Therefore, the side thatthe cat is on will land on the ground, because it has more weight due to the cat and cats always land on there feet. Thats a double factor that strikes out the factor of butter on the other side.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:34 pm Post subject:

WOW... ya'll are getting too technical for me! Why don't we just drop some cats and buttered toast off a building and see what the outcome is. I already killed my cat trying the swinging it around by the tail ten times thing, so we'll have to use somebody else's.

Mister C · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:37 pm Post subject:

Are you serious? I can never tell unless you put some kind of smiley or something.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:42 pm Post subject:

Oh... sorry 'bout that C. Here ya go: Twisted Evil

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

Mr. C, if you had read thru this post you would have read the one that says your weight does not affect the force exerted on you by gravity. my theory is that if i were to drop a cat with buttered toast off a building or object. the universal forces that cause toast to land butter side down and cats to land on there feet would counteract each other and they would begin rotating on an axis perpendicular to the ground and continue to accelerate until they reached a terminal velocity of the speed of light squared at which point they hit the groumd and create a wormhole that leads to a paralel dimension wher neither cats nor buttered toast exist. Hypothetically speaking of course. (I shuld probly be doin homework now Mr. Green

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Mister C · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:45 pm Post subject:

Well weight doesnt, by mass does. My theory has now been revised, and it now conforms with the laws of physics, and all that is left is for it to be proven.

Thanks for the smileys Twisted Evil

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

mass doesnt matter either the pull of gravity is the same on every object. i forgot what scientist proved that but i think it was some italian guy.

Liprider · Posted: May 08, 2003 9:52 am Post subject:

im going to try the double buttered sided toast idea and see what happens.....it landed in my face, buttered side of course

Face-Plant · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 703 City: Riverview

ive dropped my pet cat and it landed on its back....but maybe it was just becasue i feed him butter that very morning Shocked

J_DOGG · Posted: May 09, 2003 12:33 pm Post subject:

I like toast.....

I missed all the fun.....

Liprider · Posted: May 09, 2003 12:38 pm Post subject:

J_DOGG, i would have never guessed..........

fs04laoaksfny · Posted: May 10, 2003 8:01 pm Post subject:

Lol off subject but drop a cat on a miror what happens??????

Breaks all 4 legs...doesnt know when its going to land so it lands straight legged...pluss the body wieght is too much to hold straight legged....hahah or knock a cow over and they need a crane to lift em because they cant get up off there sides by them self...

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

and take a cow upstairs and they will never come down

Mister C · Posted: May 10, 2003 9:49 pm Post subject:

Yeah it will, just butchered and ready to be shipped to your local Mickey Ds. Twisted Evil

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

cows are much more fun than cats and buttered toast combined.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/games/udder/game.php

MobyRick · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 247 City: Greer, SC

I think you should take two cats and tie them together by their feet so that they are belly to belly. This would be the best answer.