Ho Smart are you?

[OttoNP]

> > DETROIT MATH TEST
> >
> >
> > THE CITY OF DETROIT HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY
>EXAM NAME____________________ GANG NAME______________
> >
> > 1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He
>usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13
>rounds per drive-by shooting.
> > How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt
>before he has to reload?
> >
> > 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8
>ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85
>per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his
>hold?
> >
> > 3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per
>trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to
>support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
> >
> > 4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he
>bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many
>ounces will he need?
> >
> > 5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for
>stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals
>1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more
>Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
> >
> > 6. Raul got 6 years for murder. He also got
>$10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends
>$100 per month, how much money will be left when he
>gets out? Extra credit bonus: How much more time will
>he get for killing the ho that spent his money?
> >
> > 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22
>square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet,
>how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce
>cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
> >
> > 8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There
>are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact
>percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
> >
> > 9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a
>Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a
>cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a
>lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one
>week's income?
> >
> > 10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates
>away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes
>Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will
>Billy be when he gets whacked?

[riverfreak]

pretty funny, learning through real life experiences...... brilliant!

[Grouch]

Thats better than the SAT's

[ohsix]

funny sh*t. that test might actually be fun to take.

[Aubs]

my mom's old algebra teacher used to do problems like that.. its hillarious

[Bill Y Bob]

grouch-any test is better than the SAT's

[Kinky]

I am glad that we don't have those SAT's here.