Pranks

JRock*Girl · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1340

Im looking for some good pranks to pull. All last weekend two little punks have been messing around with my friends house (leaving a trash can filled with water tilted against the door so when she opened it the water spilt all through her house, they duck taped the door shut (lame), toilet papaered the trees out front, poured ranch dressing all over the front door and left a dead fish head on top of the wreath on her door.) Were looking for some good idea's...anyone?

Drew · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 214

put stuff in a garbage bag and light it on fire.. classic

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

Calling the police would work...retaliating may be fun, but it might also escalate the situation and cause them to do worse things to her house.

Bill Y Bob · Posted: May 04, 2003 8:56 pm Post subject:

throw dog crap all over their house

ohsix · Posted: May 04, 2003 9:10 pm Post subject:

dog crap under their car door handles (or whatever else you want) throw crap in their swiming pool (if they have one) write something in their grass with gasoline, or their driveway with oil. stick tampons covered with ketchup on their house, car, etc. let the air out of their tires (through the valve stem, dont cut them) have pizza delivered to their house, firecrackers on their porch (use cigarette for a long fuse) that's all i can think of for now.

Jester · Posted: May 05, 2003 7:43 am Post subject:

The thing about poo is that if you use it you almost certainly hafta touch it. Who wants to do that?

Jello John's right, you gotta be careful with how far you take this. If you're not ready to absorb the next higher up prank then don't retaliate, just swallow your pride & walk away.

That being said, if you still want ideas I have a few.

1) Greasin' up the car door handles is a good idea, I just personally wouldn't use poo. Toothpaste, peanut butter, or Vaseline are all good substitutes. You can do the same thing to their front door.

2) You can also TP their car & then wait for the morning dew to make a mess out of it. If you don't get dew in the morning then hose the car yourself. You can also Saran Wrap the doors & then put Vaseline on the Saran Wrap.

3) Cover their car or porch in Dixie cups full of water, although this is time consuming & requires a TON of cups so get help if you're gonna do it.

4) Same flavor as the garbage can trick, but a bit more creative. Take butcher paper & write something like "I win" or "Sucker" on it & tape it up on the front door jamb. Then in the space between the paper & the door put popcorn or birdseed or rice or whatever.

Grouch · Posted: May 05, 2003 9:13 am Post subject:

Burn a cross on their front lawn.

NAW · Posted: May 05, 2003 9:20 am Post subject:

Dees · Posted: May 05, 2003 11:14 am Post subject:

do these punks live with there parents.???? If not I got a good one for you.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 05, 2003 11:46 am Post subject:

Do the same stuff to them... but like all in one night. Do as much as you can possibly think of in one night.

Chales · Guest

You actually know who it is? Number one rule for pulling a prank. Don't let there be any evidence whatsoever that could lead to you.

I'd rob their house, break a window to make it look like a desperate amateur, and then give everything back a month later.

Dan_ride_wi · Criminal Joined: 17 Apr 2003 Posts: 83 City: Hartford

Throw a condom in their gas tank on their car.(If they have on) Eventually it will clog the gas line. When they have it towed, it will move. And it will start at the dealership. Mess's with them real good Twisted Evil

Todd Armstrong · Addict Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 758 City: Battle Ground

The car door handle thing is better when you get evey handle with poo, grease,whatever on every door EXCEPT the drivers door so the person's kids, friends, wife will get pissed at the prankee.

Leggester · Posted: May 05, 2003 1:24 pm Post subject:

Why don't you just reload the 410 with rock salt. Stay up at night and catch them.

Oh, sorry, that's what we did in the seventies.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 05, 2003 2:12 pm Post subject:

hahahaha... leggester... that's funny. i'm gonna hafta try that.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

you've never done that dave???

Wakeboy551 · Posted: May 05, 2003 11:24 pm Post subject:

how do you reload shells? would a 12 be too powerful? whats something i can reload in a 12 that won't be deadly, if anything

JER

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 06, 2003 4:39 am Post subject:

STPHNSN23 · Guest

here's what you do:

1) find a decent amount of roadkill

2) chop roadkill up in small, juicy pieces

3) dump bucket of 'roadkill soup' on porch or in mailbox

4) repeat

OR, my personal favorite is flouring cars. but u don't put flour only. first, you spray the car with a little water. this will make the flour stick. then dump all the flour on. it's a bitch to clean, and they probly won't Bubb Rubb with you again.

on another note, if u do decide to strike back, they may just call the cops on you. personally, i never call the cops bc i do stuff to people all the time. have fun, but be smart about it.

senate62 · Posted: May 07, 2003 1:29 am Post subject:

water meters...one of the most effective way to gain revenge on some bastard that you hate is to turn off his water...the reason this is such an effective means of revenge, is because getting caught is very difficult unless you are seen...simply open the cover of their water meter and look for a small knob, (most have this) use your pliers or wrench to turn the knob, if you are unsure which way is off, remember where you start, and turn which ever way is easier until it stops,in the morning you will know if your little scheme has worked,you can expect to see mr. neighbor take a leisurly walk to the front lawn carrying a pair of pliers...

another... put that double sided sticky tape stuff for the flies, on their windscreen of the car.. hard to get off!

throw rocks and stuff on their roof at 2am in the morning lol

ohsix · Posted: May 07, 2003 11:22 am Post subject:

the water meter is pretty good. you could also do the same to the gas meter. that way they wouldnt have any hot water and they would have to re-light all their gas appliances.

wakeboarder · Addict Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Posts: 702

next time they come over shoot them with paintball guns.
if they leave thier car unlooked, open the hood and disconnect like to spark plugs so 2 cylinders wont fire up and thier car will run off beat and have less power
tie thier car to thier fence or front door.
fork thier yard
put fireworks in thier mail box

Ryan_m · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 653 City: glen ellyn

just pulled this one off tonight. My friend had a huge box of porn in his garage (not sure were it came from), and we went through it and found a shemale porn. We took this porn movie, and put it in a kids mailbox, with a note to him. When his parents find it he will be owned. =)

STPHNSN23 · Guest

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

hide dead fish in their car if its unlocked--think of everyplace possible-glovebox, underseats, under hood, in trunk, under floor mats, if the door panel is removable inside the door-------and do it on a hot day

Slaytwebeling · Addict Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 892 City: Houston

Put poo in the mail box

ohsix · Posted: May 10, 2003 8:32 pm Post subject:

Kai · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287

saran wrap their car nice and tight, with several layers of it

Mister C · Posted: May 10, 2003 9:44 pm Post subject:

I didnt read all the posts cuz im too lazy, so sorry if these ideas have already been brought forth.

1. Put one of those screamer firecrackers that make a whole lot of noise on their doorstep and ring the doorbell.
2. Get a bunch of poop in a garbage bag, light it on fire and leave it on the doorstep.
3. Put salt all over the grass is you wanna be malicious and destroy their yard.
4. Right some really nasty words in hersheys chocolate syrup on their driveway and it will etch into the cement and they will have to repave it.
5. Do the usual Tping and hope it gets wet

Remember, some of those things can cost a lot of money to fix, so be careful and remember the consequences of your actions.

Or not Devil Guy