Somewhat of a funny Joke

Grouch · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 8:17 am Post subject: Somewhat of a funny Joke

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal. "No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."

B-rad · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 8:31 am Post subject:

I like it. Funny in a ha ha, not he he kind of way.

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 12:03 pm Post subject:

hahaha... that's funny... kind of. Laughing

grady · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 547 City: d-block

haha...not bad at all

Dragonlady8 · Guest

You get " strive: Humor of the day" too don't you. I'm surprised that some of those joke are "R"-rated. Twisted Evil

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

grouch, its been a while since you posted a joke, unless i just missed them, you used to post so many

Chales · Guest

Hey, seals don't live in Arizona!

Unless you're talking about the navy... which would make sense.

ohsix · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 1:27 pm Post subject:

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

ohsix · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 1:41 pm Post subject:

oh, i'm a dumby wumby. i was on the right track but didnt get the seal as an animal part.

Chales · Guest

Thata boy wes.

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 2:22 pm Post subject:

wes... you're kind of starting to turn into wakegurl... no offense wake!

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

that alright wes, we will let it go this time Wink

huh? no way, i never say things like that, do i? like what? im confused

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 2:28 pm Post subject:

in other words saying that you are blonde and wes is starting to act like you... a blonde... oh nevermind.

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

ya i know im a blonde, and a dumb one at that....jk, ....nevermind forget it

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 2:33 pm Post subject:

oh well... you're hott so it's all good gurl! (i think we should head to creamy or crunchy if we're going to carry on this conversation)

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

awww thanx, alright, ill meet ya there, lol

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

that's funny

earlcombearl · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 4:31 pm Post subject:

Amusing!

Slaytwebeling · Addict Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 892 City: Houston

Great joke

wakedork · Posted: May 01, 2003 7:44 am Post subject:

that is the funniest joke I've ever gotten off the internet. I guess it's funny because i watched too many Chilli Willi cartoons when I was growing up, and all I can picture is him wipping his mouth going no it's just ice cream.

Grouch · Posted: May 01, 2003 7:56 am Post subject:

x2xwakegurlx2x,

Sorry, I have been slipping on the jokes lately. I will try to keep up to my old standards just for you. Very Happy

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

thanx, its alright, i just happen to notice you stopped, its all good though Smile

chris_hargis · Newbie Joined: 22 Apr 2003 Posts: 14 City: Alabama

I think I laughed as much about the preceding replies as I did at the joke, and it was a funny joke.

Mister C · Posted: May 01, 2003 8:02 pm Post subject:

Thats a dirty joke, but hilariously funny. The only bad part was that my dad was right behind me when i read it, and he didnt find it as funny as i did.