can ninja turtles swim, what about talking rats

wakeriderof87

now i know ninjas can swim and so can turtles, but can ninja turtles

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

of course...so can sewer rats, just ask Splinter, but I bet the Shredder would sink like a rock with all that metal.

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NAW · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:38 am Post subject:

What about the two mutants Shredder made.....Bebop and Rocksteady, can they swim? Is it they're birfday? And who do they think the hottest chick is?

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:40 am Post subject:

hmmm, you've raised some interesting questions naw, i will do research and report back

Grouch · Posted: May 01, 2003 7:04 am Post subject:

COWABUNGA DUDE!

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 4:44 pm Post subject:

Naw, i am back and have discovered that they can not swim, there birthday is not today, and bebop thinks that leslie kent is hot, and rocksteady says that emily copeland is the hottest

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:26 pm Post subject:

my girlfriends mom is hot. Laughing

ohsix · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:28 pm Post subject:

my last gf's mom was very hot. in fact if she wasnt married i would try to hook up with her.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:30 pm Post subject:

something about that is just kinda weird, I wouldn't let my gf hear me sayin that

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject:

oh... i've already told her... she thinks it's funny. she's just like her mom... she's a keeper... I MEAN... SHE'LL STILL BE HOTT WHEN SHE'S 40!!! Twisted Evil

ohsix · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject:

mine knew i thought her mom was hot. we would joke about it all the time. she never thought i would hook up with her though.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:33 pm Post subject:

lol, this kid who lives down the streets mom is hot, we mess wtih him about it all the time, it pisses him off so bad

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:34 pm Post subject:

yeah... we joke around about her mom being hott, but i wouldn't think of hooking up with her. that... just wouldn't be right.

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

All this is fine but who would win. Any Ninja Turtle or Ralph Macchio as the Karate Kid?

My money is on Ralph after getting worked for a while he'd win with a single hit.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:37 pm Post subject:

you crazy, he'd go to hit there hard shell and break his fist, then try to kick it and break his ankle, then go home crying to his momy

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:39 pm Post subject:

i think his mom would probably be dead... seeing as he's like 90. i wonder if his mom is hot? Laughing

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:40 pm Post subject:

o well, he'd go cry to his momy's grave.

ohsix · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:41 pm Post subject:

I would take a turtle over ralph because even though they never did put their bodies inside their shells they coudlnt be called turtles if they couldnt so they could just get in their shell while karate kid gets tired and then kick his ass with nunchucks, swords, rafaels little knives and leonardos wooden stick. then if that didnt get it splinter would show up and take care of it. so if you think about ralphs got 5 to 1 odds of getting his ass beat.

personally if you put lennox lewis up against any martial artist with no weapons and no shots to the balls i think lennox could take any of them.

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

No way. Mr. Miagi (sp?) trained him so well he'd punch right through the hard shell. Splinter has nothing on Mr. Miagi.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:42 pm Post subject:

wes... i believe that's a bit too technical for me. just straight up kick his arse... nothing fancy. Laughing

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Wes- I have to disagree there. Lennox Lewis is a great boxer but I wouldn't call him a great fighter. He has to take a man rounds in order to wear them down. He relies heavily on being able to keep the guys outside. As soon as a boxer gets inside Lewis ties them up. In a street fight a martial artist would be too fast and take Lewis to the ground where most fights end up anyways.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:45 pm Post subject:

yep the karate dude doesn't have a chance

ohsix · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:49 pm Post subject:

is there such thing as a martial arts street fight anyway? the only place i've seen martial artists actually fight in a real fight is UFC and the 2 end up on the ground and it comes down to strength to push the other guy off and hitting hard in awkward positions. not pressure points and quickness like martial arts. i think lewis would win because once they got to the ground lewis has the strength to get in a position to his advantage the ablility to take hits and the power to beat the sh*t out of someone with very few hits.

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:51 pm Post subject:

yyyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!!!! wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (my impersonation of the karate dude)

BW · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 602

I Agree with Norcal, the Karate Kid has it in the bag, plus he made friends with the other kids that tried to beat him up for the entire movie. So if they had a 4 on 4 battle they'd win. Then on the side you'd have Splinter and Mr.Myagi going at it and thats no contest for Mr Myagi, who cant beat a old rat?

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 5:55 pm Post subject:

dude this rat has powers

BW · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 602

He has no powers, do you not remember the movie, he had to get Casey Jones to rescue him. Weak powers if you ask me.

NAW · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:01 pm Post subject:

Michaelangelo could kick Lewis' arse Exclamation

...with a piece uh pizza in his hand

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:05 pm Post subject:

how come their cheese pizza always looked so good and cheesy??!! i was always mad when i got mine and it didn't look like theirs! Laughing

ohsix · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:07 pm Post subject:

so far lewis could kick everyone mentioned ass' because they dont even exist.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:08 pm Post subject:

yea well i still say that michelangelo would just pound all of them at once

Gunther · Soul Rider Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 348 City: Concord

The turtles rock!!!!!!! Which one is your Fav?

DaveBrowning · Posted: May 01, 2003 6:28 pm Post subject:

The red one and the blue one are my favorites.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: May 02, 2003 6:28 am Post subject:

michelangelo is the best of course, then rafael