Theory of Ninja Turtles: Believe it?

Chales · Guest

Do you believe in the theory of Ninja Turtles? Does it conflict with your religious beliefs? How do you remedy this?

Leggester · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 12:54 pm Post subject:

Well, first I'd see why they hate us. ( sorry CB, j/k )

Wiscokid · Outlaw Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 118

They are heros in a half shell. Can't compete with that. Cowabonga dude

franknbeans · Soul Rider Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 272 City: Ft. Worth

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 2:09 pm Post subject:

ninja turtles are the best, i used to watch that show everyday, i was a ninja turtle for halloween, i still have all the little figures and stuff. Last year on super hero day during spirit week for school. I was michelangelo

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

dude i always hated shredder so i gotta give the pizza eating sewer living dudes some major props for their abilities as ninja's even with the shell on the back

earlcombearl · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 3:51 pm Post subject:

why do they have Italian names? Why couldn't they have true American names, like Larry, Butch, and Clyde?

criminally_minded · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 5:43 pm Post subject:

Because cause Larry, Butch and Clyde weren't great artists.

Unless you mean Larry Flint.

Snow Skate Wake · Outlaw Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 124

How would it conflict with my religous beliefs, they are my religous beliefs. You know, splinter and the four disciples, come on, read the bible!

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

haha you guys are the greatest...

wiscokid - that was a great comment

Maestro · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 6:21 pm Post subject:

Man, those were the days! Ninja Turtles were the coolest EVER! I had the pizza machine/tank toy that shot out plastic pizzas - It was the greatest! I'd shoot my brother in the head when he was sleeping! Such good times!

robby j · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 City: Galena, Nevada

what is wierd is me and my 3 best friends are exactly like the ninja turtles personality wise...i'm the smart nerdy one...my other friend thinks he's in charge all the time...the other one is a party animal...and the last one is all intense...its creepy....

Maestro · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 6:30 pm Post subject:

That's wicked robby. Not only do you believe the Ninja Turtle Theory, but you also live it out in your daily life! I think I speak for everyone who believes when I say "I wish I were like you." Twisted Evil

fs04laoaksfny · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 6:33 pm Post subject:

hahaha they are making a new ninja turtle game for ps2 or something haha its gonna be sick the graphics are incredible

Maestro · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 6:49 pm Post subject:

Are you serious FS???? Damn.... I'd seriously buy PS2 just for that... holy crap... they're a timeless foursome that's for sure..

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

whats the ninja turtle theory Neutral

i used to love that show it was the shizzle way back when. i still remember the video games and action figures. the good ol days. i dont think the games would transfer well to 3d

robby j · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 City: Galena, Nevada

yeah maestro...it was the greatest revelation of my young adult life...we were on a canoe trip in the boundry waters (ontario minnesota border)...and we were drunk off of cheap booze and talking and i was like...holy crap we are the teenage mutant ninja turtles!!!

Dragonlady8 · Guest

1) Yes - after living in NYC, theory of mutation has been clarified.
2) Not sure ( see #3)
3) Still working on that. Does anyone know where I can find good pizza here in Orlando? Mr. Green

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

it supports my belief in darwinism as they evolved from regular turtles to the freakish turtles that they are. is it true that they are making a movie about them?. great post chales.im bout sick of the religion posts. go to church or go to lake...no brainer for me! besides if i go to hell that is where my friends will be and prolly one heck of a party. Wink

wakedork · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 6:09 am Post subject:

The Turtles kicked serious ass when Jim Lee redid the comic series. It was like the original turtles not that washed down, saturday morning crap. I mean the blood shed, broken bones I'm gonna kick your face in real stuff. Yea they kicked ass.

Grouch · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 7:34 am Post subject:

What happened to all the good cartoons like turtles, GI Joe, Thundercats, Voltron etc...

Now we have Pokeman, Power Rangers and other crap like that. Recess is good but doesnt compare to the cartoons from back in the day.

Jester · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 9:47 am Post subject:

I dunno, the theory of Ninja Turtles has too many holes in it. They're just too complex to be an accident, look at how their digits are perfectly formed to use tools like nunchucks! They've evolved a little bit 'cuz now they can eat pizza & talk, which regular turtles can't, but I can't believe that they evolved from some newt-like creature, I hafta imagine that some higher amphibian created them. Mr. Green

BR_WB · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2850

April was soooo hot.
Later,
Brad

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 12:11 pm Post subject:

I want to get the dvd trilogy they came out iwth. I'm sorry to hear that otiswunguy

DRAGON88 · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 12:14 pm Post subject:

Phantom, give me your addy and ill send you a home made pizza. Wink

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 12:20 pm Post subject:

Phantom theres a good place across from ripleys believe it ornot, like chicagos pizza house or soemthin, don't really remember

fs04laoaksfny · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 2:23 pm Post subject:

haha yea maestro they have a ninja turtles game in the prosess of being made lol capcoms making it so you know it will have sick graphics and its mostlikly going to be on xbox and gamecube

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 2:32 pm Post subject:

just re read one of the posts, and i don't know where all the good cartoons have gone, like what about ghost busters, I serioulsy don't know whats up with sponge bob or u-g-o or whatever that is

Mister C · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 5:14 pm Post subject:

Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters were my favorite cartoons when i was younger.

Ninj Turtles mutating doesnt have any conflist with my religious beliefs, and i think they are pretty cool.

tyybo · Soul Rider Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 340 City: Fargo

what the hell is the theory of ninja turtles, its a catroon that every little kid when i was young watched, if your talkin about evolution then call it that haha

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 29, 2003 5:57 pm Post subject:

Ninja Turtles are awesome. I liked the blue guys weapon. They always had that really cheesy pizza too. That was awesom! Laughing

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Dragon88~ You're such the studpuppy..... Puppy Eyes

. You'd go out of your way to make me a pizza? With Extra cheese and 'shrooms.
My Bday is Thursday (5/1).... I'm gonna be 29 for the 10th time Crying or Very sad

You can make me a Bday Pizza, how's that sound?

tyybo · Soul Rider Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 340 City: Fargo

heheh no way dave the purple dude with a big stick, donatello, ha i know my turtles

jason_ssr · Posted: Apr 30, 2003 6:40 am Post subject:

BUt if they evolved, then why are there still regular turtles?? Cartoons have gone soft. If you want to see a decent cartoon, you have to go back to early Japanimation like Speed Racer and Battle of the planets. You know, when people really died!! GIJoe could never win the war, because every time the blew up an enemy vehicle the passengers always made it out alive. The enemy army never got any smaller! And, Thundercats, it was 6 on 3 every episode and they, with all their powers, couldnt kill 2 stupid goons and a corpse. We need to bring death back into cartoons!