Dear Abby....

ohsix · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 2:18 pm Post subject: Dear Abby....

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, their heroin habits.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her that I have a distant cousin who is French?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Grouch · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 2:31 pm Post subject:

I think I saw that same topic on Jenny Jones last week.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

hahahah thats great

Nathan Newman · Addict Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 711 City: Baylor

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

lol. thats a good one.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

congrats on your 100th post vikingsextreme...

DRAGON88 · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 3:16 pm Post subject:

lol! awsome!!

west coast boarder · Addict Joined: 09 Mar 2003 Posts: 558 City: Nor Cal

Thats funny. Laughing

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 5:29 pm Post subject:

thats great i wouldn't admit if i was french in any way

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 5:42 pm Post subject:

hahahahaha... that's great!! Laughing

Mister C · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 9:23 pm Post subject:

Hilarious, but i dont think that person reputation will be at stake.

Todd Armstrong · Addict Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 758 City: Battle Ground

I hope you all take it lightly

wviveen · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 705 City: Loosdrecht

M. Reeves, j'ai un brothel à Paris. Si vous voulez pouvez-vous tous venir et travailler pour moi? Vous devrez travailler dur et pas recieve aucun salaire Wink

Bogger · Outlaw Joined: 10 Apr 2003 Posts: 134 City: Augusta, Ga

hahaha.. thats pretty funny

Rocko · Posted: Apr 26, 2003 11:02 am Post subject:

good stuff.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

wviveen - i only understood most of what u wrote.. this is what i got from it

Mr. Reeves - I have ___ in Paris. If you would like, you could come work for me? You will have to work hard and will not receive a salary.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 26, 2003 12:04 pm Post subject:

its i have a hoar house is what i'm thinkin

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

it says monsiuer reeves- i have a brothel(whore house) in Paris. If you...........

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

ohh - i see...

Face-Plant · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 703 City: Riverview

thats good stuff

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 27, 2003 9:19 am Post subject:

haha, i was right, i don't even know how to speak french. I can barely speak english

B-rad · Posted: Apr 28, 2003 11:38 am Post subject:

That was good, nice.... Need some more light hearted humor on here. It's getting kind of stuffy with all of the political talk 24/7.

Kinky · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 218 City: Niagara Falls

LOL
That was pretty funny.
You're right B-rad, we do need more humor, rather than politics (sp)