guys i think we should all chip in.

Rocko · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 8:22 am Post subject: guys i think we should all chip in.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2171104600

graphik · Addict Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 727 City: miller lake

$ 1700 is the current bid... And I bet you'd never get a piece anyway

Rocko · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 8:39 am Post subject:

why do you have to ruin it for me............ Crying or Very sad

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

i would be constantly trying to put my balls in the bush instead of getting hers out. prolly keep handing her the wood too. sounds like fun to me though.

Face-Plant · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 703 City: Riverview

would it be messed up if i pushed her in the pond with that white outfit on?

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

2550.........just to caddy for her-----someone needs to rob those rich b@st@!^ds

Nathan Newman · Addict Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 711 City: Baylor

oh, why can't I be 21 years old Puppy Eyes

I would love a piece of that, even if I did have to double-bag it Mr. Green

Nathan Newman · Addict Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 711 City: Baylor

the worst part is that some old guy is gonna end up paying like 10,000 dollars too

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

he's gunna be walking with a cane while carrying her bags.... gotta love those old rich people!

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Nathan- She wouldn't even feel ya...

west coast boarder · Addict Joined: 09 Mar 2003 Posts: 558 City: Nor Cal

I agree with Nor*Cal. She wont even know that its happening.

criminally_minded · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:07 pm Post subject:

I got 5 bucks in my wallet. Do they accept striking personalities as payment on Ebay?

earlcombearl · Posted: Apr 25, 2003 12:54 pm Post subject:

Rocko, the Heat and I are going to put a bid in.

Maestro · Posted: Apr 25, 2003 1:01 pm Post subject:

That's absolutely insane. $4700 to spend a day being her slave. That's totally outrageous. Like, maybe $470, but 10x that? Some people have WAY too much money.

Chales · Guest

I can't believe noone caught what otis said. One of the wittiest things I've heard yet.

Buergday · Guest

She's a dirty slut.
She banged Ron Jeremy - RON (fat, sweaty, hairball) JEREMY!!
You can have her.
The only bid I have for her is to bid her good luck with the genital warts.

Chales · Guest

Do you speak from experience through your knowledge of this "Ron Jeremy"? Sounds like a pretty smart guy if he could get her...

But if you want to be really smart, con her into paying you to caddy, like it should be done.

Buergday · Guest

Smart guy? He's a damn porno star, man. He got paid to do her - just like everyone else.
She's seen more sausage than a hungarian butcher. I wouldn't want to hang out with her in person anyway. She's probably dumb as a post - It'd ruin the whole fantasy.
I also wouldn't want everybody to know that I was the dumby wumby who spend 5k to haul her crap around the golf course.
I'll watch her DVDs, but she can carry her own balls - god knows she's had plenty of experience! Maybe she could carry them in her mouth. Smile