Bud Light

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

Remember those bud light real hero things? Anyhow, we just drove out to New York last weekend and on the way back I made up one...keep in mind this was at 3 AM...
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Today we salute you, Mr. speeding ticket getting guy...
(Mr. speeding ticket getting guy)

You flush out the police, alerting us of their presence as we see their flashing lights pulling you over.
(pulling you over)

While your stopped getting a speeding ticket, we are free to drive by at 85, allowing us to arrive at our destination sooner and ticket free.
(freedom)

Facing delays, higher insurance rates, suspended license, and court appearances, you endure these hardships so we don't have to.
(order in the court)

So crack open a nice cold budlight Mr. speeding ticket getting guy, this bud's for you...
(Mr. speeding ticket getting guy)
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Weed

NAW · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 5:35 am Post subject:

HA! I thought those commercials were the greatest Cool

B-rad · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 5:46 am Post subject:

That's a good one, I know I appreaciate that guy. In fact, we're heading out to Dallas Thursday afternoon for triple crown. Is there anyone that would like to volunter to be this guy for us?

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

On our trip we went pretty much 85 the whole way and we passed 8 people pulled over taking one for the team....

I feel for all of them except one. It was a BMW Z-3 that was playing racecar driver in heavy traffic, you know when you really aren't going to get ahead and trying forces you to tailgate and cut people off. It was great seeing him pulled over, plus I hate BMWs.

Nick
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Motorcycle tires

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

I got a ticket the other night and have been outing the Popo vehemently since then! I am a light flashing fool these days.

I hate riding with people who SLOW DOWN when they see someone pulled over by a cop. Ummm....the cop is BUSY right now! He can't get you! Keep speeding!

Dees · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 8:11 am Post subject:

that's sweet. It just show that were behind on the times. They still play those here. I think

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

i almost got tricked the other day. the cop pulled up behind a car parked on the side of the road. turned on his lights and started runnung radar. i figured he was busy and didn't slow down. 10 over must not have been worth it. that is funny though. heres to you speeding ticket getting guy.

ohsix · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 9:47 am Post subject:

as cool as it is to have a CB in your car or truck they really are pretty helpful. on my way to and from school im on I-20 quite a bit and every single cop on the road gets called out on that thing. i always do 85 and had never gotten a ticket until last weekend but that was for a seatbelt.

Jim M · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Posts: 2933

Haa thats a great one OttoNP, I always call them 'employees'. If you haul past me, it means you are going 85+ and will definitely attract cops, and I appreciate you working for my cause, hence the term 'employee'.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Why does it not suprise me that a kid going to school at Texas A&M and drives a giant Dodge truck has a CB radio? Very Happy

B-rad · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 10:49 am Post subject:

HAhahaha, good one jt. Too bad you won't be with us in Dallas this weekend. I'll make sure to toss a few back for you in spirit. I think Saturday night we are heading out to Greenville. The beagle, old crow, and harder bar did us well last year.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Damn B-rad, you are making me even more pissed I can't go!!! Good ole Regal Beagal...where college girls go to give themselves to $30K millionaires....

B-rad · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 10:53 am Post subject:

yup, ah... the Beagal. There is still time to come down with SARS for the weekend.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

I would fake it, but I gotta make that $$$$ and people weren't exactly out getting hammered on Easter weekend.

ohsix · Posted: Apr 23, 2003 10:58 am Post subject:

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Just like you said bro - not a better cop finder in the world than a CB. Don't know anyone with one who has ever got a ticket.

DaveBrowning · Posted: Apr 24, 2003 6:39 am Post subject: