I got game

zero1471 · Newbie Joined: 10 Apr 2003 Posts: 5

all you wannabe rappas out there dont know what its like just take a hike there aint now room for you go smell the paint maybe youll get high and die u got no respect fo others no love ta ya motha u think youll get by? why? u got a child at home sittin in the crib u too irresponsible u got yoself in trouble your girlfriend dont love you but you got no clue

what now
what now
you aint got no show
i know
gone and messed things up
the whole worlds corrupt hey

now the days go by you to proud to deny this has gone too far u aint gonna be no star i can already see it now how? i got the powa u the leaning towa only u fell never to get up again with those raps so go take a nap and watch as everyone flies by you its time for you to move on even though you never moved in the frist place were tired of seeing your face its such a disgrace u represent us bad that makes us mad but dont worry u gonna be taken out

what now
what now
you aint got no gig
i know
gone and messed things up
the whole worlds corrupt

no support for you so you got one last chance to say your goodbye but it dont really matta everyones glad u gone to scatta its gonna be a much better community we gonna bring back the rap that the world knows u aint gonna get away with out impunity cuz i know i wouldnt wanna be in yo shoes when yo face is shown on tv as the man who was taken outta the race u did it to yourself you had no business in this business and i gotta my witness yeah

what now
what now
you aint got no show
i know
gone and messed things up
the whole worlds corrupt corrupt corrupt

thats it youre gone and thats the end of this song what

zero1471 · Newbie Joined: 10 Apr 2003 Posts: 5

yo somebody gotta respond whachu think bout my rap i think i could make a career outta this stuff

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

i think ur rap is crap
the only person who would like that is a geeky little sap
go take a couple laps
while you think about coming here to make ur jaw flap

you ain't got game
ur stuff is in fact rather lame
there's no way u'll ever have fame
ur stupid little diddo is really tame

yo dude i'm just messin
if i read ur stuff i'd learn a lesson
don't take this to any offense
don't be so god d@mn dense

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

lets hear the most wakeboard related rap you people can come up with. that way everyone here will be entertained.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

chargin chargin chargin the wake
thinkin of the next trick to make
get launched off the lip
and pull a huge double front flip
spot your landing as you come around
and shout with joy when the water is found
make the softest landing you can
You did a double front roll-you are the man
now its time to celebrate
go grab a beer with your mate
get drunk and make a little mini-double flipper
your kid will be the next biggest ripper

Kai · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287

f*ck tubing its a weak activity, and so are the people who strap on a ski, might as well lay on the ground and bleed, cause you dont want to leave it up to me, take your ski and put it right up your pooper, i dont see anyone that could ever be stupider, also pop all your tubes, quit now your putting several boarders in bad moods, your ruining our butter, nah fool i didnt studder nor mutter, im basically saying keep in your own space or get busted in the face!

earlcombearl · Posted: Apr 12, 2003 12:13 pm Post subject:

Nice one Josh.

Face-Plant · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 703 City: Riverview

dude josh is killing it, go hrdy its ya birfday, we gonna party like it's ya birfday

loongoon · Newbie Joined: 13 Apr 2003 Posts: 25 City: HAHAHAHAHA

zero1471 i just think that had to be the absolute biggest waste of ur time in the history of ur past and future life

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

are there gonna be strippers face-plant??? and drinks are on you right-??

earlcombearl · Posted: Apr 13, 2003 2:15 pm Post subject:

What is up with all these rap threads? Honestly Exclamation

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

rapping is the new cool thing on this site
don't mess with us rappers we like to fight
start things with me and i'll take a bite
like mike tyson did to that famous ear
i hope this rap has instilled you with fear
now that i'm done someone get me a beer

Kai · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287

just a beer how bout a case?
dont worry hrdy dont think theyd front in the first place
they can see that you got what it takes
your here for real unlike them other fakes

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

kai that rhyme was amazing
and if i don't get a beer i'll go hell raising
of course i'm not a phony or a fake
i am the real deal;the king of the lake

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

cause we rappers gotta be rappin all the time ---for shizzle my nizzle

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

And you can't contain all of your raps in one post?

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

nope---we hafta spread rap to everyone

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

But these raps
Are crap
They suck really bad
Your "abilities" are really sad
You make me want to die
Well, at least after I read Kai's
You "rappers" make me vomit
After reading all of this $hit

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

well don't read it---no one forces you to read these threads
shut up and stop whining

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

I just kiddin' wit you
Just so you know, I have the flu

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

well eat/drink some chicken soup take 5 alka seltzer cold/flu gel gaps and sleep for the next 15 hours-when you wake up you will feel like a new person

JJCash12345 · Newbie Joined: 10 Apr 2003 Posts: 25

you cant spell crap with out rap (rap sucks)

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

Well, I have to do homework right now that I have do because I have to turn it in by tomorrow, regardless of whether I go to school or not. I was mildly disapointed that you didn't rhyme that post. Confused

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

i agree rap sucks but i just have a natural ability to rhyme so i might hafta start liking it so i can become a rapper

BigTimer · Posted: Apr 13, 2003 8:17 pm Post subject:

Hrdy, your shizzle's not too bad,
zero, your rap's just plain sad
JJCash, your face I'll smash
cause hip-hop's not a f'n fad

Really tho, I'm just playin'
Don't take to heart these things I'm Sayin'
It's getting real late, I'm with my playmate
I'm off to do some labia slayin'

Adios, till we speak again
I'm off to pursue a perma-grin
with one fine girl who'll rock my world
and do me while I type this in

PEACE AND HAIR GREASE

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

labia slaying--------for some reason the name you gave it is a little disturbing Confused

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

you guys really freak me out sometimes...

BigTimer · Posted: Apr 14, 2003 7:40 am Post subject:

My bad. I just reread my post the following day and that was a little graphic. Sorry, just rolled off my tongue.

earlcombearl · Posted: Apr 14, 2003 9:05 am Post subject:

This rapola is crapola!