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wu343
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 Posted: Aug 31, 2005 10:07 am Post subject: My BARE Life Jacket!!! |
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Look at my zip up BARE life jacket! F***ing look at it! This life jacket means one thing! I’m coming home with some I'm an idiot tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice Pee-on at Guidant Corp! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice Pee-on” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it before it gets wet!
My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have BARE life jackets too!
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wu343
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I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat her ass! And God help her if she gets any blood on my BARE life jacket! If she does, I’ll scrub it out with her big fat ass and some bleach! I mean it!
I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I f***ing love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!
I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!
I’m gonna grind on dudes all night! You heard me! When I see a group of dudes dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump his ass until it hurts! I will rub my I'm an idiot against him so that he can feel my throbbing hard on!
When I do not hook up with a dude at that club, I will say that the place is “full of f***n HOMOs”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!
I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big guys who are also ordering Penis Calada’s w/ an umbrella to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat and tell them to go f*** themself!
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wu343
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2005 10:11 am Post subject: |
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| I found this on the web and thought it was funny. Apparently this guy really likes his life vest.
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Beaver
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City: Nanaimo
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| Posted: Aug 31, 2005 11:13 am Post subject: |
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| wu343, i guess so.
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Big Carni
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City: Where else, but the land of 10,000 lakes
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