Condom's???

Funkster · Posted: Apr 03, 2003 8:28 pm Post subject: Condom's???

what up yall'?? Long time no talk!! Well the poll speeks for itself,so lets here it!!! I wanna see the % of peolple that strap up and Iam not talking about your bindings. This is the first time I'am trying this option out so if I mess up dont' laugh at a honkey to hard!!

Funkster · Posted: Apr 03, 2003 8:29 pm Post subject:

Man see how long its been,Iam posting non wake in the General section. Pat please move to the non wake.

derrick · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 723 City: Orlando

funk, you are too much bro
peace
Derrick

otiswunguy · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 871 City: Sammamish

what up funk. i never enter the jungle wearing camo. that is just one of the good points about having a g\f. if you don't know the jungle well then make sure you gots your mosquito net.

Maestro · Posted: Apr 03, 2003 9:29 pm Post subject:

Hahahhaha... this is JOKES.....

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I would, but it sort of sucks to wear one when you rub one off, it wastes too much Lubriderm!! That shizzle is expensive, bro! Twisted Evil

Funkster · Posted: Apr 03, 2003 10:20 pm Post subject:

WOW, its good to see that my fellow boarders are safe in the sack!!! I thought that it would be close. If I have known the chic,I would rather hit it raw dog,but if it is a chic on a one night thing, I would def strap up!!!!!!

Kyle,that would be expensive how much I rub it down..ha ha

criminally_minded · Posted: Apr 03, 2003 10:29 pm Post subject:

Otiswunguy pretty much sums up my position, so there's not too much more to add. Praise the Pill! Very Happy

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 1:44 am Post subject:

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

all make your soldier wear a helmet when you send him to the front lines

core-rider · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 531 City: Huntsville, AL

Otiswunguy, what happens if while battling in the jungle your soldier misfires and you blow up the playhouse? Now not only can you not play anymore, but the looks of the house get messed up and your not interested in going back to play. Shocked

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I'm married. We use them sometimes, like when we have to go somewhere and I want to let one fly in the cave, but she doesn't want to deal with it leaking out all evening.

Plus, once in a while, they can be kind of fun. Using one with your wife is almost like a form of role playing. Like I sort of imagine that I'm back in school with some chick I just picked up from the bar. Know what I mean?

Mostly we don't use them, though.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 7:26 am Post subject:

I take all precautions. Dont want any little Sean's running around. Shocked

Dees · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 8:42 am Post subject:

ummm how do i answer. ummm yes and no. wait that seems to confusing. I guess I will say this; three of the chick i didn't strap up with, they were in 3+ yr (monogamuse) relationships before me so it seemed safe and it turned out to be. But from now on my soilder were's chemical/biological warfare gear.

and there are no little Dees's running around. and im germ free..

Todd Armstrong · Addict Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 758 City: Battle Ground

I am married and i never use condoms. We practice the "pornstar " method as I call it.

Funkster · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 8:52 am Post subject:

You can raw dog and not plant your seed fella's!!!!! Ponder that one for alittle while...ha ha ha

Pat McCarthy · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 9:13 am Post subject:

Let's keep it clean here people.......the topic is fine....as long as the graphic talk stays at a minimum. Good to see you hanging Funk!

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

Dude, that's dangerous. The withdrawal method is hardly reliable. (though it can be pretty fun!).

J_DOGG · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 9:27 am Post subject:

I'm with you Todd, we practice the "money shot" method also.....
I'm engaged and she is on the pill, so no I don't use plastic wrap....

BUT

Ever play the game 6 ways to Kevin Bacon?
Think about it for a moment no girl or guy is safe no matter how well you think you know the person. People are connected in so many ways you wont even want to know.

Wrap it until you are older and in a long term committed relation ship....you wont make a better decision your entire life....

It's not like you can say I don't like this any more and give it back, you get IT (aids), you take it to the grave.

PEACE

Archie_bunker66 · Newbie Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Posts: 48 City: Medicine Hat

A girl told me one time. "If your not going to wrap it, go home an wack it." Thats what I've lived by ever since.

B-rad · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 10:57 am Post subject:

I always do unless 1) she is on the pill AND we have been together for awhile. or 2) It's with my favorite chick rosie, and her 5 friends. I don't trust people these days and it's not like you can "tell" if someone has a disease or if she's fetile.

impulse · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 807 City: Snyder,TX

I always strapped up before marriage. Now that im married we dont have sex.

hahah just kidding dont have to wear one now. but i do have a baby too. planned but still. you dont want to knock a chick up.

rebelof86 · Newbie Joined: 19 Mar 2003 Posts: 8 City: Tampa

gotta use a shaft shield

Leggester · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 3:36 pm Post subject:

Nope, she's been spayed. (married)

derrick lenz · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 4:43 pm Post subject:

back when i was in highg school i knew a guy that used suran wrap because he didn't have a condom. i guess he got the same advice as archie bunker66 and thought he had a good idea.

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Hey FunkDaddy way to make your appearance with an interesting question Laughing

My answer is No. I have a reaction to the Latex and bug killer combination.
But then again I'm extremely selective and the last 3 dudes have been fixed.
Besides I'm a born again virgin who can count all my encounters one hand and 2 fingers. Crying or Very sad

Funkster · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 6:23 pm Post subject:

Well guys and gals I thought it would be way closer than what it is. Maybe I should have ask what do you prefer fealing wise!!!!!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Feeling wise, I prefer left-hand backwards after I sit on my hand long enough for it to go numb, with 5 squirts of Lubriderm! Laughing

Funkster · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 6:40 pm Post subject:

Kyle........ha ha ha that is way to much info,but thanks I gotta try that one!!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Just hookin' up the kind info, bro! Laughing

RUSSIAN · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 7:14 pm Post subject:

RUSSIAN · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 7:15 pm Post subject:

Jake0306 · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 7:18 pm Post subject:

I know its kinda little off topic, but still kinda falls under this. We just got done in sophmore health about sex and all that stuff. The teacher keeps stressing that almost 40% of condoms fail and get a girl pregnet. I'm kinda wondering if this is exagerated.....what do you guys think??

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Depends on how hard you are drilling for oil, jake....
It happens!

RUSSIAN · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 7:27 pm Post subject:

I've had more than a few break, I don't trust them at all. If you really need to protect the lil' homie then double bag it, but this is still not all that safe.
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