Smelly Lunches

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Okay, I can't even breathe now. Do you guys have anyone in your office who brings in stank-ass lunches???! I'm dying here. I'm not sure what to do about this, I've already cranked the fan up but it's not helping.

Leggester · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 8:17 am Post subject:

I work with both Singaporans and mainland Chinese.

'nuff said.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Leggester, and you're in programming???! I think you're lying.

mbuck · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 1629

The guy next to me always has a mixture of brown rice/tuna/tomatoes smothered in A1 steak sauce and mustard, then nuked in the micro. Sickening smell that rolls out of that cube.
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Darin · Guest

I thought it was "Smelly Launches". Well, ours can get that way when the river isn't moving. Which is the dirtiest river in America now. I used to hear it was the Delta in CA. But now it's the chunky waters of the Susquahanna in PA.

But I never had to deal with a smelly lunch. Suppose I can add that to the list of things I'm thankful for. Laughing

Leggester · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 8:35 am Post subject:

Ontrider - who do you think does the programming? Americans? HAH! Mr. Green

chipsevila · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 8:52 am Post subject:

A girl I used to work with a girl who would bring in Weight Watchers shrimp 'n' pasta. Come on, that's just narsty. Microwaved healthy shrimpies?? That used to stink up the whole 2nd floor of our building.

joedirt00 · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 8:57 am Post subject:

You guys got it easy. We have one Indian guy(from India not Native American) Every day same thing some kind of Curry BS. Stinks to high hell, not only that but he stinks to high hell as well. That stuff must just come from his pores or something.

Anyway he always hits the microwave first, which inturn stinks up the lunch room. Smells worse than ANY Econo-Lodge I've ever been in.

I mad the mistake of asking him one day whats in the container, he opened it up and it looked like somebody $hit in his Tupperware.

NASTY!!!!!!!

NAW · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 8:58 am Post subject:

One guy eats canned tuna smothered in mustard every day. The owner eats a different Seatle Sutton 'meal', microwaved everyday. That sht smells like a bag of arseholes.

lcap · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 10973 City: Homeless

An ancient Chineese Proverb to hang on the Cubicals:

"Don't fear her wraith. If it smells, DON'T EAT IT."

Or as Oprah advises, politely tell them the stinch is from harmfull bacteria.

Leggester · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 9:08 am Post subject:

4 Indians

2 Russians

16 Orientals

6 English

1 Portuguese

1 Jordanian

1 Frenchman

1 Australian

A few Californians

The rest are normal people Laughing

well,,, except for the Texans

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

How do you regulate something like this anyways? It's affecting my work so I think something should be done about it!

Really though, it's not fair. I mean, I don't think my turkey sandwich with lettuce is bothering anyone. So I've decided that tomorrow I'm gonna bring in a bowl of dog $hit and cook it in the staff microwave. Then I'll just leave it on my desk and go out for lunch.

Bambamski · Posted: Jun 21, 2005 9:39 am Post subject:

My wife use to work for this a$$ of a dentist and he'd come up with a new rule each week. One of them was no offensive smelling lunches allowed.

MadDog · Soul Rider Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 465 City: Upstate NY

My office used to be next to a couple of korean Nationals. Nothing could be worse than the Kim Chi they would have every day. Spoiled pickled cabbage. It was discusting. i am glad to be out of that office.

Buergday · Guest

I've got the opposite problem. The girl who sits about 15 feet from me always eats early (like 11:30) and she brings the most mouth watering home made meals in. It smells like frigging thanksgiving in my office every day. Actually, she's eating right now and I'm totally drooling. Smells like some sort of gravy-based meal today. There's a hint of garlic too. MY GOD - IT SMELLS SO GOOOOOOD! I usually don't get out to lunch until like 3:00, so its torture!

Dragonlady8 · Black Widow Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198

Broccoli...reheated...... Now that's some nasty smelly stufff.

bsaaron · Outlaw Joined: 21 Feb 2005 Posts: 100 City: Calgary