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lcap
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 Posted: Jun 15, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: How Long Does It Take To Scratch A ......... |
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.......Hole big enough to let the boys breath in public with a 7 Levi rotation?
Answer: About 15 months for the first pair.
How long does it take your wife or GF to secretly dispose of them?
Answer: About 2 seconds! 
Why in the name of comfort do they feel compelled to get rid of the perfectly broken in pair of pants, shoes, t-shirts, sweats???? |
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jbt200
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i also wonder this.... my favorite pair of jeans my mom hates!!!!
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Bill Y Bob
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| Posted: Jun 15, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Yet they are fine with it if you go to a store and spend a hundred bucks on jeans that are already broken in and tattered? |
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pyrocasto
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My favorite shirt has most of the button hanging off from being sewn back on, a big sewed up rip in the back, a bunck of holes, and a bunch of bleach spots from a draino bomb gone wrong. 
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lcap
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2005 9:37 am Post subject: |
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pyrocasto,
You may want to hide that bad boy from the laundry hole/rip/bleach sheriff! I'm resorting to escorting my prized rags through the laundry. 
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lcap
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: |
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Oh no, I just remembered the childhood ditty:
God bless my holy clothes, the ones that I love
Stand beside them and guide them
Through the washing machine and the dryer.
She has finally made me loose my mind. 
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Wired
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2005 10:36 am Post subject: Re: How Long Does It Take To Scratch A ......... |
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| lcap wrote: | | Why in the name of comfort do they feel compelled to get rid of the perfectly broken in pair of pants, shoes, t-shirts, sweats???? |
Because you'll wear them in public and we do not want to be seen with someone who looks like we picked them up on the street.
There are many perfectly comfortable nice looking clothes out there.
As a side note, I also did this to my husband's hideously ugly clothes he bought before I came into his life. "Gee honey, I don't know where your gold, tie-dyed silk collarless shirt went". Tee hee hee. |
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chipsevila
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lcap
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject: Re: How Long Does It Take To Scratch A ......... |
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| Quote: | Because you'll wear them in public and we do not want to be seen with someone who looks like we picked them up on the street.
There are many perfectly comfortable nice looking clothes out there. |
No, no, no. A well manicured gentlemen with a hole in a tee shirt or Levi's will never look like he's off the street.
Nothing softer or more comfortable than an extremely well worn pair of Levi's, T-Shirt or Sweats. Nothing sexier than a women in them either! |
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NVChickadee
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| Quote: | | Nothing sexier than a women in them either! |
Right... Until you see that size 3 girl with DD's in the cute little hip huggers and a half shirt, belly button ring etc. looking like she just stepped off the cover of playboy... Then all of the sudden we look a little dumpy in those worn in sweats. 
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lcap
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NVChickadee
There is no accounting for style. Either you have it or you don't.
90% of the chicks who wear the hip huggers and half shirts looked like they shop at the house of horrors for their mirrors.---They only look good to themselves!!!! Fat rolls everywhere--and they SHOULD loose the belly button rings while they are at it.
| Quote: | | Small butts should also steer clear of super-low waistbands because they make your rear look flat and very low," warns Jolna. "Plus, it doesn't matter how slim you are, when you sit down every woman gets a little bit of skin pooching over the top at the side when she wears super low-riders." |
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sounds like a product of the 80's