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Partyb Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1810 City: Lantana, FL
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:08 am Post subject: What should I do when my wife is away... |
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My wife is going on a trip for 6 days and I will be staying home. What should I do, and/or what would you do if you had this new found freedom? I do not want to waste this opp. Besides boarding, that is a given. _________________ Check out https://www.facebook.com/darcizzleoffshore |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:18 am Post subject: |
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Hit every strip club in town with the guys!
Wakeboard everyday.....with a boatload of women....
Leave the toilet seat up
Don't clean or do dishes for 5 days...
Sprawl out in bed, and sleep right in the middle of it...
Watch all of the movies you can never watch when she's around...
these should get you started! |
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dan Outlaw
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 118 City: Long Beach
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:22 am Post subject: |
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Do all the things Kyle said, but:
- use paper plates so as to not leave a big pile of dishes when she comes home
- make the bed before you go to pick her up
- put the toilet seat down before you go to pick her up
- use cash at the strip clubs - Plastic is too traceable
Now, I'm not saying this necessarily so that you're nice to your wife. I'm just looking out for you. The whole saying "Abscence makes the heart grow fonder" also means "Abscence makes the nooky hotter!" When she comes home and see a (somewhat) clean house, a made bed, no dishes, and a toiled ready for her to use she'll be all over you!
It's all about getting some good nookie!!! _________________ Dan DeLaiarro
WICed Fest Co-Founder & Co-Organizer
WICed Fest Website
dan@earthwake.com |
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Hondo Newbie
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:26 am Post subject: |
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I agree with a couple of the above:
Watch those movies you can't watch when she is around (for me that was X-Men or anything SciFi)
Sprawl on the bed: So nice not to be limited to 12" because she keeps coming closer to stay warm, and of course the dog needs half the bed to begin with!
Realize just how tiring it is to be with the kids all day long, but it is still more fun that work.
Sleep until noon on Saturday while occassionally waking up enough to tell the kids to stop fighting.
Let the kids stay in their pajamas all day long...hey, they're just going to put them back on in 8 hours anyways.
And finally, Ice Cream for supper! |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:26 am Post subject: |
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And also, 5 days of booby-bars will make the nookie hotter......
The bars in Florida ROCK!!!!!! |
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christy Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 365 City: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:27 am Post subject: |
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My hubby would sit on the couch all day in his underwear scratchin' away! Just don't do anything with any other females and you're pretty safe. Do the things we ususally nag you about not doing: scratching, burping, farting, piling dishes in the sink, screaming at football on TV, leaving the seat up on the john, shaking hands with the pres.... just to name a few. Have your MALE buddies over. Drink and watch some porn, then go to Hooters for lunch, go back home and ride (your wakeboard), then go to a sports bar for some dinner and a few more beers, and when everybody's feeling pretty stupid, hit up a strip joint. By that time you'll be so intoxicated you won't DO anything stupid with a bimbo. Wake up the next moring and start all over again. By the time she gets home, you'll be rid of the desire to do the things we nag you about not doing. |
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christy Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 365 City: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:33 am Post subject: |
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hahahahaha!! So apparently I was right on target with my post I was typing as you guys all posted before I was done. Dan makes a very good point about having things back to normal when she gets home. Just don't make it too obvious you're trying to impress her, she'll wonder what you've been doing. And absence does make the nookie hotter. |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:35 am Post subject: |
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Christy:
By the time he makes it to that strip joint, he'll be so wasted that he WILL do something stupid......like spend all of his cash, and move to the ATM/Credit card(s)......Paper trail BAAADDD! |
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christy Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 365 City: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 9:37 am Post subject: |
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true, true |
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Shawn Madison Old School Freak
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2853 City: Norris, TN
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Do all the above, but have a plan to make the house look really nice and clean with the laundry done and a nice meal cooked for you wife. Also throw in some nice flowers for the table. Not roses though! Tell her you really missed her!
That way you can have a blast and know that you will be looking forward to her getting back-if you know what I mean! _________________ My opinion is my opinion!
-> Glyde Clothing <- |
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WakeRyd Outlaw
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 180 City: Richmond, VA
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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dude party at your place! call a stripper, get a couple of kegs and have a party for 6 days straight. just make sure you stay intoxicated for atleast 5 out of the 6 days she's gone so you don'nt remember what you do so you can't feel bad about it
werd _________________ "Lift it, so fat chicks can't climb it" |
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Rocko Old School Freak
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3745 City: Omaha
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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stripper and keg is the way to go. if you do this, you'll be making friendships that last a life time. don't forget to bring the coke- a -cola. |
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bigairnut Outlaw
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 172 City: Phoenix
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, do you have the guest bed set up? When I get there I won't be in any condition to drive after about two hours and I plan to stay that way for 6 days (gotta help you drink those two kegs and entertian all those strippers)! Just remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning! _________________ "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." Benjamin Franklin
"From My Cold Dead Hands." The late Charlton Heston |
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Chales Guest
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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the mail-lady. |
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jvanick Addict
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 892 City: Fox River, Illinois
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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I'd probably drink beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner, listen to the stereo at ear-shattering levels, not do any of the dishes (at least until the day before she gets home) and have all my buddies over for a huge smoke-in
I agree with the not having any females around too tho, women can smell that from a 1000 miles away.
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Partyb Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1810 City: Lantana, FL
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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I think i will go strip clubs as much as possible.
I think i will not have strippers to the house, women CAN smell that miles away.
I would love to board with a boat load of babes, but it is hard to find a boat load of babes on such short notice.
Excellent idea to have the house in good shape when she gets home.
Oh yeah, i will definetely watch all those movies i normally am not able to, Barbwire, etc.
I will also spend way too much time on wakeboarder.com!!!!!!!
And watch sports at Hooters.
The smoke-in is also a defenite.
Kyle, how did i know you would say that. We may be cut from the same mold. The FL girlie bars are awesome. Maybe if you ever come down this way I'll show you some. _________________ Check out https://www.facebook.com/darcizzleoffshore |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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that would be awesome!
I've had some good experiences at the bars there! |
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Partyb Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1810 City: Lantana, FL
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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I was just thinking that i would also play PS2 grand theft auto vice city until my thumbs bled. I am surprised nobody mentioned that. I would love to try that BMX triple X also. My Tony Hawk needs some work too.
Hey Kyle, i noticed in your profile, which i check hourly, that you were in the "industry," I think something to do with boarders-paradise, and also that you were going to Orlando sometime. Maybe i am thinking of someone else but i do not think so. If it is not being too nosy, what exactly do you do. I was thinking about an "industry" job being that i have no "real" job. _________________ Check out https://www.facebook.com/darcizzleoffshore |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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Party:
I am the gm of the San Jose, Ca. Boarder's Paradise store.
I am coming to Orlando, probably in April. I'm still unsure of when I can go....I have boatshows and demo days out the @$$ right now. I'll let you know! |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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Chales Guest
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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C'mon, did anyone read what I said? Wasn't that witty? |
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Partyb Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1810 City: Lantana, FL
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K-dub Ladies Man
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Posted: Jan 16, 2003 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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party:
If you were doing it right, you'd be pullin the neighbors daughter and her best friend(s). Now that's a party!
Just remember to set up a couple of cameras, and make me a copy when you're done. K?? Hey, that keg of beer might come in handy, lureing(sp?) over the chicklets.... |
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Partyb Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1810 City: Lantana, FL
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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Wife just left two minutes ago. As soon as i can pry myself of this darn computer i am going to the booby bar. I will update you all later. then i might hang out with bigairnut. _________________ Check out https://www.facebook.com/darcizzleoffshore |
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bigairnut Outlaw
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 172 City: Phoenix
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Whoa, wait just a darn minute here. You're going to the booby bar and THEN hang out with me? What's up with that? I wanna go to the booby bar too... _________________ "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." Benjamin Franklin
"From My Cold Dead Hands." The late Charlton Heston |
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K-dub Ladies Man
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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me too man! I'm on my way to the airport right now! |
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bigairnut Outlaw
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 172 City: Phoenix
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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partyb, i figured you'd be taking the wife to the airport, otherwise I would have called you for lunch...we went to Hooter's...woohoo! _________________ "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." Benjamin Franklin
"From My Cold Dead Hands." The late Charlton Heston |
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Partyb Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1810 City: Lantana, FL
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Ah bigairnut you are in big trouble. So many hooters, so little time. Actually she just left so I could not have gone at lunch time. I did not take her because taffie is panting hard and we are expecting the pups to pop anytime. Icky. Call me soon. If I do not answer right away, you know where i am. _________________ Check out https://www.facebook.com/darcizzleoffshore |
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Romi Outlaw
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 132 City: Mission Viejo, Ca
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Kyle...love the tower on the malibu, to bad it 3k+
Let the dog sleep on the bed!!! |
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Jam Outlaw
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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I wish I could add more but kyle and turk nailed everything right on the head. So for your second to last day take in a beach, get drunk. _________________ wake up and get HIGH |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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Romi:
where'd you hear 3 grand?
pm me.....
Jam:
that's a good one..... |
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nmballa Wakeboarder.com Freak
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 3906 City: Milwaukee
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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Hookers... Gotta have hookers... |
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Sean_Brinston Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1259 City: Alliston Ontario
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Watch the game , drink a bud(budlight) _________________ Ontario Rider
Id rather be wakeboarding
Rip Mark Kenney |
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K-dub Ladies Man
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Budweiser????????? gghhhhheeeckkk! I'm gonna be sick now... |
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Boardbrat Soul Rider
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 340 City: Southern California
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Posted: Jan 17, 2003 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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If I could only get my husband to leave for 6 days, i would have the cleanest house in town, but I would also know something was up.........lol _________________ If you're gonna ride my ass, pull my hair too!! |
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