Jokes

Face-Plant · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 703 City: Riverview

Anyone got any good war jokes? i heard this one the other day its kinda old but still pretty funny,

Why does the iraq navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their airforce

WakeBoardingManiac · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 914 City: Montréal

I've got one I'm going to have to translate, so it might not be as good...

Bush has been sent to hell after he lost the war.
A demon tells him he has to choose between three cells, in which he's going to pass eternity.

In the first one, he sees a demon bashing with a shovel on Hitler. "No! no!" Says Bush "Not that one!"

In the second one, he sees a demon stabbing Staline with a knife. Stalin's wounds are healing automatically, but he yells horribly still. Bush says that he doesnt want to to be in that room either.

Finally, he sees the third room, where Bill clinton is being given a blow-job by Monica Lewinski. Bush says: "Yes, I want to be in that one!" The demon ask: "Are you sure? You can't change idea afterwards..." Bush answers yes.

The demon then says "Ok Monica, you're out of there!" Twisted Evil

Nathan Newman · Addict Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 711 City: Baylor

hahahahaha
ok, what's the most common injury in the French army? -Sunburned armpits Laughing

Face-Plant · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 703 City: Riverview

haha dude thats pretty good

Brian B. · Posted: Mar 23, 2003 2:12 pm Post subject:

Saddam Hussein killed three of his generals....they were drinking Busch beer

aussie_stu · Posted: Mar 23, 2003 7:25 pm Post subject:

i love the monica joke lol

WakeBoardingManiac · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 914 City: Montréal

Thanks!

James K. · Posted: Mar 24, 2003 5:38 pm Post subject:

what do crabs and hussein have in common

they both irratate bush

slaydit · Posted: Mar 24, 2003 5:49 pm Post subject:

i got one. read it in the latest maxim.

so this iraqi is riding his new camel through the desert, and goes to the local bar.
he see's one of his friends and his friend says "nice camel, is it a boy or a girl?"

the iraqi replies "oh well its a girl."

then his friend asks. "how do you know?"

the iraqi replies "I was riding through the desert, and i heard sombody yell "look at the pu$$y on that camel!""

-jey

Slaytwebeling · Addict Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 892 City: Houston

This is more towards the french but still great.

How many gears do french tanks have.

5 for reverse and 1 for drive incase they get attacked from behind.

WakeBoardingManiac · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 914 City: Montréal

Lol, dont think I catched the good sense of that joke, but its still funny!

Rocko · Posted: Mar 24, 2003 6:18 pm Post subject:

Q) How do you define making love?

A) It's what a girl does while a guy is screwing her.

slaydit · Posted: Mar 24, 2003 8:49 pm Post subject:

rocko, dam u....got the maxim subscription.

-jey

Sean Erickson · Newbie Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 5

A blind rabbit and a blind snake bump into each other one day in the forest. They start talking and both have been blind since birth and they don't really know what kind of animals they are.

The snake tells the rabbit, "I'll crawl on top of you and maybe I can figure out what you are." He crawls around on the rabbit and says, "well you are furry, have big ears, and big feet. You must be a rabbit."

The rabbit decides to return the favor. He crawls around on the snake and says, "You are spineless, have no balls, and are kind of greasy. You must be a frenchman."

Nathan Newman · Addict Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 711 City: Baylor

nice sean.
what was the only war the French ever won? the french revolution, because they were fighting other french

KG · Outlaw Joined: 19 Jan 2003 Posts: 151 City: Cali

hahah. these a funny. I like the camel one Very Happy