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Wakebrad Ladies Man


Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject: Series of small fires |
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A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued.... and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The
Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and he was sentenced to 24 months in jail and ordered to pay a $24,000 fine. _________________ You have just entered the twilight zone. |
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patrickengler Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1188 City: Battle Creek/East Lansing
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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So this lawyer could be referred to as the Burninator?... _________________ Back to back NBA champs. |
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Wakebrad Ladies Man


Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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So this lawyer could be referred to as the Burninator?...
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hahaha yup. "Burninating the tabacco" _________________ You have just entered the twilight zone. |
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patrickengler Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1188 City: Battle Creek/East Lansing
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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ARROWED!!!!!!!! _________________ Back to back NBA champs. |
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Tyler T Wakeboarder.com Freak

Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Posts: 4772 City: Portland
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patrickengler Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1188 City: Battle Creek/East Lansing
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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Tyler T,
No. I will not accept this. In fact, I'm going to be a Burninator for Halloween this year. _________________ Back to back NBA champs. |
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Tyler T Wakeboarder.com Freak

Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Posts: 4772 City: Portland
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wakeboarder89 Addict

Joined: 15 Jun 2003 Posts: 637
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| ive heard that before |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| What if snopes lied? |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| I remember this from a couple years ago.... it was made up then, made up now... |
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Wakebrad Ladies Man


Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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I think it's funny whether it's true or not... which it probably isn't... _________________ You have just entered the twilight zone. |
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htownbdr Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 1460 City: Austin
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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I heard this story in Insurance class in college. I then heard it again in Law School. Both places said it was a made up story.
Not to ruin the fun...But, intentional acts (lighting the fire) are not covered by insurance policies. They are either a) not an "occurrence" or b) specificall excluded. |
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pyrocasto PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 5291 City: hendersonville
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Dang that story is old. Like old old. Fake, and old.
And BTW wes reeves, Snopes NEVER LIES!!!! It's Impossable!  _________________
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At least 50% of the population is retarded so I discount what they think or feel automatically. |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Feb 15, 2005 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| In my spare time, I'm going to fabricate a story about snopes lying and send it every e-mail in my address book. Then how are people going to check it? |
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BoardinDan Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 1025 City: clermont FL
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 3:31 am Post subject: |
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You should figure out how to make it so no matter what Snopes says, they are lying, like if they say its true, then its actually false, and if they say its false, its actually true. _________________ Staff member of
www.floridawakeboarding.com
Welcome to Florida where the palm trees grow sideways
i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day
it's depths that get to me |
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htownbdr Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 1460 City: Austin
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 5:51 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | You should figure out how to make it so no matter what Snopes says, they are lying, like if they say its true, then its actually false, and if they say its false, its actually true. |
And what if C-A-T really spelled D-O-G. You were smoking something when you wrote that...huh? jk. |
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Liquid Lifestyle Outlaw

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 222 City: Fox River Grove
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:18 am Post subject: |
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| htownbdr wrote: | | Quote: | | You should figure out how to make it so no matter what Snopes says, they are lying, like if they say its true, then its actually false, and if they say its false, its actually true. |
And what if C-A-T really spelled D-O-G. You were smoking something when you wrote that...huh? jk. | I actually laughed out loud at my desk from that comment.
It is amazing I ever get any work done at all. _________________ http://www.funonthefox.com/ |
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