Needing some help from the Boys...

Beach247 · Newbie Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 42

Hey Boys!!
Well I need some info from you. How do you let a girl know you are interested in her? What are definite turn-offs, as well as turn-on's? Any help in how to read you crazy guys, would be awesome!! Smile

finkle · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067

if I'm interested in a girl, I'll just give her a lot of attention....flirting is an obvious

Turn ons include:
physically -->nice teeth, butt, thin
non-physically--> intelligent, likes to go out late, drink, enjoys the lake (a must)

Turn offs include:
physically -->bad teeth/breath, rolls, mustaches, too short of hair
non-physically-->all/most friends are guys, self-involved, snowboard chix

Mister C · Posted: Feb 03, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject:

A major turn-off for me (if your actually looking to be in a relationship, instead of just a random hook-up) is when you cant hold your end of the conversation. If I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall, its not good.

Beach247, are you asking because you just wanna know as a general rule, or is there some specific instance going on where you're trying to attract a guy?

HoustonJ · Soul Rider Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 264 City: Houston

Beach247, when I'm into a girl I show her lots of attention, physical contact is usually more than with a normal girl(hugs or like back rub or simple hand shake) I actually listen to her unlike most girls who are always talking about whatever and I will normally strike up a conversation whenever possible. If you wanna reel him in all you gotta do is hug him, talk with a little sexuality tossed in there. Like something hinting that you want him, and be a little upfront but dont like be crazy. Asking to go out for coffee or something is okay but askin him to be your b/f is unacceptable.

Guest · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 6:59 am Post subject:

pee on another man's territory, it says badass all over it, and the ladies love it.

NAW · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 7:07 am Post subject:

A_Deer, I tried that once....got nothin' but a swift kick in the junk Confused

waker124 · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 7:09 am Post subject:

A_Deer, LMAO Laughing

Leggester · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 7:15 am Post subject:

If he likes you, he'll lick his eybrow Shocked

Rocko · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 7:21 am Post subject:

If I'm interested in a girl I stick my ____ in her ____. And I definitly get turned on when she's trying to kick me off. Don't forget to punch her in the back of the head.

nashvillematt · Addict Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 823 City: Nashville

Rocko, dont you mean donkey punch?

Captain_Tripps · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 260 City: Dallas

Rocko · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 7:46 am Post subject:

nashvillematt, that's what it's called.

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

I just fling poo at her! That seems to always work for me! Mr. Green

itch · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 8:35 am Post subject:

Who flung poo
I usually stick my _____ in her _____
Sorry had to long live grouch!!!!!!!!!!!
itch

waker124 · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 8:37 am Post subject:

Do it like a caveman....KNOCK HER OUT AND DRAG "ER HOME! Mr. Green

churchy · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 9:00 am Post subject:

If you can't tell if a guy likes you, he probably doesn't... unless he is a tool and doesn't know what he is doing. Maybe he sits behind you and pulls your hair or something. If I say "Hey, Baby, want to ___k", then I probably like you... at least for a little bit while I give you the best 10 minutes of your life.

MinnDizzyG · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 9:23 am Post subject:

Beach247 -

waker124 · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 9:30 am Post subject:

36-24-36

she's a brick house!! Laughing

Chales · Guest

Here's another good one.

If you're hot, you know that he likes you.

waker124 · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 11:17 am Post subject:

if she takes her top off

she likes you

Dragonlady8 · Black Widow Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198

churchy · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject:

Succubus08, the size usually starts a friction fire by about 9 mins. 30 secs. in. I am frantically trying to hurry and get off in the next 30 secs. before I get bucked off.

Dragonlady8 · Black Widow Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198

churchy, Use more lube Laughing

HoustonJ · Soul Rider Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 264 City: Houston

churchy I thought you had that special deal with the KY Jelly guy?

In response to the Donkey Punch you gotta get her at the top of the stairs, do a modified donkey bunch in the upper back region and then grab her arms pull them back and ride her down the stairs!

Or have your friend sweet talk a girl till he gets her in the room, wait for 10minutes, then run in screamin RODEO and see how long he can stay on! Wink

Chales · Guest

I think what churchy is trying to say is that 2 sticks cause a fire...

I mean that he likes men...

I mean...

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

jason_ssr · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject:

eeven73 · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject:

take her Deer hunting

wakerider1223 · Posted: Feb 04, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject:

eeven73, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

03Belmont · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 4656

eeven73, Nice man... Nice

79nawteak · Addict Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 691 City: Kannapolis

Guys are simple compared to girls. If he comes around and calls ask you to do things with him, it probably means he is interested you.

(field of dreams voice)

"If he likes you he will come"

...............errrr to see you

Beach247 · Newbie Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 42

Are you boys into shy girls? Or the flirts? I have a hard time reading you guys. I mean I won't be the first to strick up a converstaion, I am just too damn shy. Are you guys attracted to any girl that comes and talks no matter her looks?

Chales · Guest

From what I have found, it really doesn't matter how outgoing or softspoken girls are. Someone, somewhere, is putting up with their shi+.

Ctipping · Posted: Feb 05, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject:

Beach247, I was in a hottub, and some girl stole my shorts....is that good or bad?

Laughing

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

probably so you couldn't follow her out of the tub.