Funniest joke ever!

Bill Y Bob · Posted: Mar 20, 2003 8:38 pm Post subject:

i don't think the title fits very well. I didn't find it funny at all.

Maestro · Posted: Mar 20, 2003 8:40 pm Post subject:

I agree... that's pretty low...

Todd Armstrong · Addict Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 758 City: Battle Ground

weak joke.

ohsix · Posted: Mar 20, 2003 9:11 pm Post subject:

good joke man. looks like you got a tough crowd tonight.

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

ohsix · Posted: Mar 20, 2003 9:38 pm Post subject:

i do agree with you there john but to someone it may be the funniest joke ever, it's all a matter of opinion.

wviveen · Addict Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Posts: 705 City: Loosdrecht

Where is the joke..? Question

Grouch · Posted: Mar 21, 2003 6:21 am Post subject:

The joke probably got taken off, but here is on to make up for it. Very Happy

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but being the lazy no- goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened"

Grouch · Posted: Mar 21, 2003 6:22 am Post subject:

and another!

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her was a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to stuff when you hear the price."

NAW · Posted: Mar 21, 2003 8:56 am Post subject:

Disclaimer: This is NOT the funniest joke ever:

The CEO’s of three major breweries decided to get together at the local watering hole to talk industry trends, etc.
They are at the bar and the waitress asks each what they would like to drink. The CEO of Budweiser says proudly, ‘I’ll take a big glass of Bud.’ The CEO of Coors, asks ‘Can I have a nice mug of Coors, please?’ The CEO of Miller continues, ‘I’ll take a bottle of MGD.’
Then the CEO of Guiness, Art Guniess, joins the clan. He sits down and asks the waitress, ‘may I have a glass of coke please?’ The other CEO’s ask curiously, ‘Artie, what’s wrong with ordering a Guiness?’
Artie replies ‘you guys aren’t drinking beer, why should I?’

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

funniest thing i've heard in a long time has to be what supra has on his profile on AOL. see if he'll post it so u guys can laugh...

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

those are great

EriCCire · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 394 City: Minnesota

sorry guys i didnt know it would be deleted, i was just saying that tiger woods is amazing, ( i also golf) and he is always winning. I didnt knoiw you would take it soo seriously

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Mar 21, 2003 4:04 pm Post subject:

grouch for some reason dude you never run out of great jokes, those are classics
nick