Would you ever date a plus size chick????

Grouch · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 11:25 am Post subject:

Shes so fat when she fills up the tub, SHE FILLS UP THE TUB.

Laughing

Grouch · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 11:25 am Post subject:

Shes so fat had to take a train and 2 buses just to get on her good side.

Laughing

Grouch · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 11:25 am Post subject:

Shes so fat when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

Laughing

NAW · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 11:34 am Post subject:

btch so fat, shes gotta put her belt on with a boomerang Rolling Eyes

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

For more fat jokes got to www.yourmom.com

matt 4 · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 12:41 pm Post subject:

shes so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper

wake152 · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 12:51 pm Post subject:

i got some real racist jokes if anyone wants to hear private message me, they are pretty bad though but really funny if ya just dont take them to heart Smile

Bethany · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 1:27 pm Post subject:

Grouch,
Man, I worked hard for those 100 posts, too bad it's going to take me a long time to get to anything cooler than an outlaw. Oh well, Yes the fat jokes are funny.

Rocko · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 1:50 pm Post subject:

I can't date any chicks taller or bigger than me. So i'm a d*ck, like you guys didn't know that already. I like the girls tiny w/ huge tata's. Not asking for much. Rolling Eyes

Vinne Babareeno · Criminal Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 95 City: Austin, Tx

Rocko, you know you love those girls that have CANCLES!

(for those of you that don't know, CANCLES are when the girls has to ancles because her cavles go straight to her foot)

Vinne Babareeno · Criminal Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 95 City: Austin, Tx

My all time favorite She's so fat:

She's so fat...........She left in High Heels and came back in Flip-Flops!

Laughing

or the great stand-by she's so fat:

She's so fat.......When she hauls-ass, she has to make 2 trips!!

Laughing

Rocko · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 2:04 pm Post subject:

i'm a big fan of cottage cheese, mmmmmmm!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

mmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

oink, oink! Laughing

pedro · Posted: Mar 14, 2003 8:41 pm Post subject:

Cheaper than buying a fat sack for the boat

Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

Fat sack, 50 $ used
Pump for fatsack, 50 $ used

All your friends seeing your 300 pound beast of a girl in the back seat of your 02 Xstar in a bikini, priceless

Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

~Edited for sensitive fat people~

akirachan · Criminal Joined: 11 Feb 2003 Posts: 61

Y'know, the less you weigh, the easier it is to get kidnapped...

BlindSide · Posted: Mar 15, 2003 10:02 pm Post subject:

i wouldnt really care, physicall apperince is alot, but if u were stuck in a room with a gurl for a yer, would u want it to b a hot chick but thats all she was, or a Plus size gurl, but could make u laugh and good to talk to? i think everyone would really choose the plus size gurl.

i like bigmacs answer, short and simple, lol

i dont care though, extra weight in the boat to get a even a nicer wake, wont have to fill up the balace bags!

DRAGON88 · Posted: Mar 15, 2003 10:19 pm Post subject:

I am the most greatest person in the world that you will ever meet...

Just thought I'd add that, sorry I'm a little loopy...I just got back from snowboarding so I'm extemley tired.

Grouch · Posted: Mar 17, 2003 8:32 am Post subject:

ohsix · Posted: Mar 17, 2003 11:03 am Post subject:

i couldnt date a fat chick cause that would be hurtin all the fat dudes' game. it's all about equality.

jolly rogers · Newbie Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 29 City: S. Louisiana

shes so fat: when she wears red,kids chase her around the neighborhood yelling kool aid! kool aid!

Grouch · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 11:33 am Post subject:

We are still on this topic!

Anyone want to go hogginig tonight? Twisted Evil

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I've got the bag of twinkies, let's go Grouch! Laughing

Grouch · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 11:38 am Post subject:

Its on, I will bring the cupcakes to coax her back to my place and lubrication to get her through the door. Laughing

wake152 · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 11:47 am Post subject:

lard ass, lard ass, lard ass, lard ass, that movies great

Premier135Chick · Guest

Your mamma's so fat...how fat is she?

Grouch · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 3:12 pm Post subject:

She could get busy with 22 burritos, I saw her in the back of taco with hand cuffs on.

"Pharcyde"

Premier135Chick · Guest

my thoughts exactly...now that song is stuck in my head because of this thread

Grouch · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 3:17 pm Post subject:

Nice taste in music. Most people would read that post and wonder why she didnt finish her sentence. Confused

Premier135Chick · Guest

Can you imagine what people must think when they hear me sing it in my car?

Grouch · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 3:27 pm Post subject:

It all depends on your singing voice. Smile

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it........... Laughing

Dragonlady8 · Guest

For all you Ford fans.....Extra large sized models.

ohsix · Posted: Mar 18, 2003 6:45 pm Post subject:

that pic is funny cause there sitting on a chevy and it even has a gay "heartbeat" sticker on the back window.