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Fishmaster Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Posts: 1112 City: Atlanta
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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There are Cool Girls, and there are ones that like you but only after they change you. The cool ones you'll see on the lake hangin with the gang, partyin with you and your buds, and out to have as much or more fun than you. The other ones work to make you desert your friends and be someone your not. The latter is the inspiration for:
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY WAKEBOARDS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS !
1: BOARDS DON'T GET MAD WHEN YOU RIDE OTHER BOARDS
2: YOU CAN RIDE A BOARD AND THERE IS NO COMMITMENT
3: YOU CAN SWAP BOARDS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
4: YOU CAN GET A NEW BOARD AND STILL RIDE YOUR OLD ONE
5: BOARDS NEVER WANT TO BE CUDDLED AFTER BEING RIDDEN
6: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY BOARDS AS YOU WANT
7: BOARDS MAY LOSE FLEX, BUT THEY NEVER LOSE THEIR SHAPE
8: BOARDS WILL RIDE IN THE RACKS - STRAPPED DOWN
9: WHEN YOUR DONE RIDING, YOU CAN JUST PUT YOUR BOARD
AWAY UNTIL THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO RIDE IT
10: BOARDS LOVE TO BE RODE HARD, AND PUT AWAY WET
And a special one for your friend
11: BOARDS WANT YOU TO SPEND MORE TIME BOARDING WITH YOUR FRIENDS
My better half is working on the TOP 10 on why boards are better than men. Hope I dont get outdone to bad!
Bill _________________ Founder of Monster Tower Wakeboard Towers
(no longer associated with Monster Tower, but love those guys and the products)
www.Fishmaster.com |
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WAKEKID Newbie


Joined: 09 Mar 2003 Posts: 25 City: Nebraska
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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I wasn't sure, i asked my girlfriend about and she siad
well he could start by doin that he should just be like well if ur g/f loved u enough shes not gonna break up with u because u wanna see ur friends every once in a while and if she does then it wasn't meant to be
and he should be like u should do what u want i mean its ok to leave ur g/f for a while shes not gonna melt or anything
he just needs to tell his friend that he feels they are growin apart
that is what she said  |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Kyle Wells wrote: | she'll dump him on his @$$ in a bit, and he'll come running back to his homies!  |
i would put money on that. i've seen it happen every time. a dude likes a girl cause she's hot and rich and busts his ass to do everything just right for her and is constantly afraid that she is going to dump him and then it happens. i always say i'll never talk to a dude again cause he gave up all his friends for some ho but i always feel sorry for the dude cause evryone's had their share of getting shafted by love. |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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not even that wes.....she's only 17, and he's 22. Thier still young, and both of them are going to be going through many changes....especially her. And the fact that she's rich, and sounds a bit on the high maintainence side......  |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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22 and 17???? im almost 19 and people give me crap for getting with juniors in high school (17 year olds) what kind of dad lets his 17 year old daughter date a 22 year old? i could understand girls dating older guys once they're out of their parents house but thats a pretty good jump for someone that's still probably in high school.
i bet he feels pretty cool picking his girlfriend up for lunch from school and all the dudes that are still in high school giving him sh*t for it. no offense but this guy sounds like a loser. |
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Fishmaster Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Posts: 1112 City: Atlanta
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Great point by Kyle on the age issue. She's 17 and has the silver spoon. He's 22 and wants it, and is willing to give up the buds to get it – a short term issue and probably not what she wants anyways.
He'll be back and just have fun then. Go easy; it could be you next time. Testosterone is like a box of chocolates; you never know what the hell your going to get into!
Bill _________________ Founder of Monster Tower Wakeboard Towers
(no longer associated with Monster Tower, but love those guys and the products)
www.Fishmaster.com |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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I did'nt want to say it Wes...but you hit the nail right on the head!  |
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Nor*Cal Ladies Man


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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Everyone changes that freshman year of college or first year out of the house. My money is on her dropping him. _________________ If I agreed with you we would both be wrong. |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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we should start a betting pool, Nor-Cal!  |
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Nor*Cal Ladies Man


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds good... I'll take April 15th _________________ If I agreed with you we would both be wrong. |
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Fishmaster Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Posts: 1112 City: Atlanta
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Pool Started!
I'll bet $1000 with 10-1 odds they dont get married and stay married for 5 years! _________________ Founder of Monster Tower Wakeboard Towers
(no longer associated with Monster Tower, but love those guys and the products)
www.Fishmaster.com |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| 2 Gs says he gets her knocked up, she gets pregnant, and all of a sudden he's back with Brad and the boys... |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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man, there's alot of money riding on that guy and his stupid @$$!  |
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wake152 Wakeboarder.Commie

Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1098 City: Eugene, Or
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Posted: Mar 10, 2003 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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ha ha 16 cents says i get her knocked up and he gets pissed and comes and beats my ass _________________ Go Ducks
You Down with AGB? |
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Fu Wei Outlaw


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 108 City: Singapore
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 3:35 am Post subject: |
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lol thats funny... _________________ Life is short, wakeboard naked! |
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Brad Embleton Addict


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 City: Niagara Falls
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 5:35 am Post subject: |
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Maestro thats funny dude!
Thanks guys for hearing me out on this. I guess I will just live w/ it. I just cant belive that he is passing up everything for a chick. But I guess all guys do that at one point or another.
It is so bad that she is only 17 too. She doesnt like me b/c I made a comment once about her skipping school one afternoon. It was just a comment. _________________ Save a board...ride a wakeboarder! |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 10:55 am Post subject: |
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he'll be back Brad! I'll bet my left nut on it!  |
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Brad Embleton Addict


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 City: Niagara Falls
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 11:20 am Post subject: |
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tahnks kyle! _________________ Save a board...ride a wakeboarder! |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 11:22 am Post subject: |
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anytime!  |
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Dees Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 3548 City: Nampa
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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maybe she has a sister _________________
| haugy wrote: | | Your 14, you masturbate. There's your answer. |
| jt09 wrote: | | ont - like your money, your opinion loses value as it crosses the border. |
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Aubs Motorboat Queen

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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wake - that was hillarious..
brad - sorry to hear about it dude.. my friend faked a concussion to stay home with her boyfriend instead of going snowboarding for 4 days, and she's only 15. im not friends with that lying lil b!tch anymore tho... so its all good  |
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Kinky Outlaw


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 218 City: Niagara Falls
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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You guys are right,
As soon as she turnes 19, or moves out of the house (with out him) she's gone.
Believe me, I was there! I was her! (Not no more, I grew up!!!)
And, I know Matt and her, they're going DOWN!!!
I give it till next X-Mas though. (He can be really dumb)
 _________________ Don't dunk the cat in the water!!!! |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| so, Kinky.......you know these two people personally? |
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$-[]0[][]V[][]0-$ Criminal


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 99 City: san jose
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Posted: Mar 11, 2003 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Make sure she RIMS............ _________________ "Go ahead and marinate on that for a minute" |
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Brad Embleton Addict


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 City: Niagara Falls
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Posted: Mar 12, 2003 5:38 am Post subject: |
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Kyle
Kinky does know both of them, personally. _________________ Save a board...ride a wakeboarder! |
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K-dub Ladies Man

Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760
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Posted: Mar 12, 2003 9:21 am Post subject: |
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| well then, maybe Kinky should go put a boot in your friends @$$.....he's obviously not listening to you! |
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Kinky Outlaw


Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 218 City: Niagara Falls
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Posted: Mar 12, 2003 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Kyle,
that was a funny idea and all, but the dude won't listen to anyone....
wait, there is someone...
HER!!
He'll come around, that's what I keep telling Brad, just wait till summer, he'll be itching to board again!!! _________________ Don't dunk the cat in the water!!!! |
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kali ma Guest
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Posted: Mar 12, 2003 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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| KILL HER |
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mandi Outlaw

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Posts: 223 City: Oklahoma
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Posted: Mar 12, 2003 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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I can't stand to see my friends trying to control their guy's life. I think it is good to date someone that is already part of your hangout group. You can always hang out w/the same people. And have fun wakeboarding together.
That is just what i think. I may be wrong. |
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