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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 9:38 am    Post subject: Your First Time Reply with quote

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has more experience, but it is the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver: your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he'd be! He looks deeply into your eyes and tells you to trust him ---- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for any easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he goes very slowly, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges through- out your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks concerned and asks you if it's too painful.... Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now to numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled!
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow - that was great
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was beginning to wonder about you for a second there, Grouch..... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what the hell kind of dentist do you go to!!
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

grouch was just hoping it was something else going into his mouth
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hur hur hur good one wake cough fag cough
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

STPHNSN23

What does wake cough fag cough mean?

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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just goes to show how sick and perverted we all are ! Anyone else as proud as i am ? Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am the one that posted it and now all you guys are calling me a fag. My feelings are hurt again. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe STPHNSN23 is just gay. jk It was funny and you know it!
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have seen something like that before, it was giving all things that sound like something else, but at the end, all it was, was milking a cow or something, its sort of like this one, but with something different----jus thought i would share
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PostPosted: Mar 06, 2003 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

grouch - i think he was calling wake a fag... even if he was making fun of u... we all still love u!!!
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PostPosted: Mar 07, 2003 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aubs,

I understand now, i did not understand the sentence and did not know where he got wake from. My dumby wumby needs to pay a little more attention. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mar 07, 2003 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awww, Grouch don't get your feelings hurt.
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PostPosted: Mar 07, 2003 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rember my first time, sorta, I woke up with a mouth full of gaze and blood. but then again it was all 4 wisdoms he pulled.
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PostPosted: Mar 07, 2003 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dees same here. I think the bastard slipped me some ruffies. But at least he gave me more drugs as a parting gift.
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PostPosted: Mar 07, 2003 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

owch guys im hurt so much
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PostPosted: Mar 08, 2003 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was makin fun of wake152's homosexual comment. maybe i should be more clear next time hehe
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