Barbara Walters Interview

Chales · Guest

This is one of the better jokes I've heard.

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.
While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why
the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress and his
reply was: "Only have one woman, one woman, one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This
brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two
women, two women, two feathers."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners
involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say
amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers
in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me
Chief, me sleep with em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em
all."
Horrified, Ms.Walters stated, "You ought to be hung." The Chief said:
"You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The Chief replied:
"Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style... me sleep with em all.

"With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear." The Chief said:
"No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."

wake152 · Posted: Mar 02, 2003 7:07 pm Post subject:

ha ha

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

that's frickin hilarious!!!!! Laughing

NAW · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 1:15 pm Post subject:

Ryan W · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 3:10 pm Post subject:

Jeremy Coe · Soul Rider Joined: 27 Feb 2003 Posts: 408 City: Auckland

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

once again, a good one Chales! Laughing

Grouch · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 3:13 pm Post subject:

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That was good. Very Happy

Chales · Guest

No deer. Ass too high. Run too fast.

Hahaha, I laugh every time I see it.

K.A · Soul Rider Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 252 City: Florida

hahaha that is great!

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

where do you find these things, there funny

Rocko · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 8:22 pm Post subject:

yeah, that is good stuff Chales.

Grouch · Posted: Mar 04, 2003 12:15 pm Post subject:

The Wisdom of a Navajo Man-

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.

During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade."

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

haha, another good one

DaveBrowning · Posted: Mar 04, 2003 12:57 pm Post subject:

HAHAHA... this is great!! Too funny! Laughing

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

these are the best yet