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FRANKIE
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 6:46 pm    Post subject: a bit of funny Reply with quote

ok. so my friday lab meeting was ending and we were all just sitting around in the conference room chillin' (wait! that's no the funny part yet!). all of a sudden the topic turns to internet chat rooms and forums like this one; someone was skeptical about meeting people over such an avenue because they could be ANYONE (think about it... rocko could have been a 65 year old monkey for all i knew). any way, kevin (a neurologist) starts telling a story on how sites like that/this are a schizophrenic's paradise! he said that when he had to do his residency on the phsych ward, that was the only way he could get his patients to behave - because they live for their comp time!

KEVIN
stop that! you're gonna lose your comp time! can you be good for 15 minutes?! if you are good for 15 minutes, i'll give you 15 minutes of comp time, k?

PATIENT(S)
(thinking about it... probably conferring with his/her other 20 so personalities to make sure the deal is up to par with them as well)

KEVIN
did you hear me? can you not hear voices for 15 minutes? i'll give you 20 minutes of comp time?!

PATIENT(S)
ok, i can not be jesus for 15 minutes

ha ha! i just sat there shaking in my seat, thinking about it...

shhhh (who said that?)
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YIKES!! You never know. Maybe funk got released from the ward and that's why he's not coming back. j/k funkster
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FRANKIE
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think funk is taking a vacation from life - or he wishes he could.
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FRANKIE
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WO-AHHHH! i'm a criminal??? ha ha! i guess at 50 you get to be a criminal you'all!!
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Aubs
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think wishes is the better choice... hehe
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whoo-hoo! me too Frankie. Robbin' ~n~steelin'!!
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2003 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

see, the internet is a safe place to let your kids play.
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PostPosted: Jan 13, 2003 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a 65 year old monkey huh? yeah i guess you're right though. just consider you're self lucky you didn't meet my john holmes personality.

Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Jan 13, 2003 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well seeing as i'm an escaped pyhsco i would like info on where they allow computer time so i can request that loony bin---i was never allowed comp. time--all i had was a rock and sum chalk to write my schitzo phrases again..and again...and again...and again...and again
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PostPosted: Jan 13, 2003 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny is not a noun.
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PostPosted: Jan 14, 2003 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow thats amazing
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FRANKIE
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PostPosted: Jan 14, 2003 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe, rocky... you'll be thanking me in a couple of days... maybe even tomorrow... or maybe you won't??? we'll just have to see...
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Jam
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PostPosted: Jan 14, 2003 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

comp time ay a@@ it wasn't until Christmas i got out of my restraints let alone comp time!!
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