Tips for breaking up with someone

DaveBrowning · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 5:30 pm Post subject:

Sean - In other words "Get rid of her in a rather quick fashion."

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject:

ok cool thanks nor cal

BR_WB · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2850

Sean:
Tell your friend to drop it like it's hot Very Happy

Later,
Brad

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

so how'd the breakup go?...

ohsix · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 7:52 pm Post subject:

we dunno yet aubs.
im gonna guess they're not together anymore though.

SupraBoarder · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 7:53 pm Post subject:

damn sean, I can't believe someone didn't mention this, but here's the real way to get rid of a girl... hire a hit man.

ok no seriously, tell him to act like something else is bothering him that he doesn't really wanna talk about(like family problems or something) and then blame everything that's wrong with the relationship on that problem... she's sure to dump him in no time... BUT here's the bonus, if he gets dumped, he gets the sympathy chicks to feel bad cause he got dumped for something that wasn't his fault.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

tho i thinking breaking up with a bf is hard... its do-able..

but if u've ever had to practically break-up with a best friend... now that's hard to do

ohsix · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 8:00 pm Post subject:

some may think this isnt a good approach but this is what i would do. quit calling the girl. eventually she will quit calling you or if she does just dont answer. after a few months she'll be over it and you'll talk to some of her friends and they'll be like megan's(insert your own hypothetical name) really pissed at you. and you say yeah i figured she would be. and then you give them your side of the story which is she was starting to get attached and i think i might have been too and i really dont want a serious relationship and i think this was the best way to end it. and they say yeah guess you could be right.
it also helps if one of you is out of town for a week or two when you decide to quit talkin to her too. after a few months and your explanation to her friend you can i.m. her and she will be glad to talk to you and you then have a booty call for when you're home from school.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

wes, you're scandalous!

Supra...I've done the whole family problems thing before.....it worked like a charm! Wink

Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

Damn wes, i thought i was the only one that did that!, that was like play by play of at least 5-6 relationships ive had in the past, and im still friends with all of the girls too

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 9:01 am Post subject:

Sean,

The rule of marketing if you ask out 100 girls one of them will say yes. Just ask every girl you run into. The one that says yes maybe the girl your meant to be with forever.

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Grouch 100:1??? I've never been denied. haha

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

I can't say that but it's closer to 1 in 5 will say no. The other 4 are game.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 12:48 pm Post subject:

Nor Cal,

you must always go for fat chicks, thats why your stats are so high. J/K Laughing

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 12:58 pm Post subject:

yup it went well but the chick is ignoring my friend and got pissed at me saying i put the ideas in his head oh well.

Ouch nice one grouch

Hey you know that old friend of mine who asked out that chick i liked? He dumped her today and get this asked my sister to the semi formal. Ouch. Thats pretty low.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:10 pm Post subject:

Your life is like a regular episode of Dawsons Creek or 90210.

Good Luck to you sean.

Ralph · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:14 pm Post subject:

Just use this line, it never fails:
Welcome to dumpsville, population....... you.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:14 pm Post subject:

lol yea sorry for dumping my shizzle on ya guys i just neeede to share it with someone.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

damn, Sean......you need to move!

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:19 pm Post subject:

Sean_Brinston,

Its entertaining and it lets us know that we are not the only ones going through this drama that girls always produce.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:32 pm Post subject:

lol yea kyle i want to move or at least next winter drive to socal or fl for about 2 months. I gotta buy a suv first

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:43 pm Post subject:

Sean_Brinston,

If you want visit Orange County you more than welcome to crash at my place for a few days.

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Grouch- I never go for the fat girls even though they need loving also.

Most girls are willing to give almost any guy who isn't a slob one date. I'm clean, athletic, and look like someone mom and dad likes so I don't have trouble getting a first date. Its been my pattern that I usually don't call these girls back though.

Not to mention I'm in college. And Easy E made it clear what college girls are like.

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Grouch you're trying to tell me the ladies in OC aren't treating you well?? What you don't roll on Dubs and have a beach house? haha

I've actually met some really cool OC girls.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:56 pm Post subject:

Nor*Cal,

The ladies are fine, i am just out of a 5 year relationship and all the girls that I have met are just lame. Dont get me wrong there alot of cool chicks here, but I just cant get back into dating.

I dont know why? I wish I did.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Mar 01, 2003 10:54 am Post subject:

Awesome grouch Orange county, thats pretty sweet.
Anyone else ever go on a road trip, i kinda needa genral idea of costs. I was hoping for about a month-2.
thanks

wake152 · Posted: Mar 01, 2003 11:18 am Post subject:

hey on your way down you can always crash at my place in oregon. we got some bad ass lakes here in the summer

FRANKIE · Guest

seeing as how you're a guy, "insensitivity" & "immaturity" is not only expected, but it seems to be your natural born right... just punch her in the face, she'll get the point.

Rocko · Posted: Mar 01, 2003 12:10 pm Post subject:

tell your buddy to lock himself in his room and masturbate constantly. that should do the job. Laughing

nmballa · Posted: Mar 02, 2003 10:24 pm Post subject:

I think that getting her shitz faced and sending a buddy into make out with her really works wonders. You get to end it and look like the good guy. Or sleep with her best friend that one works best. Thats what I would do, but then again Im the last dude to that should be talking cause Im always the one geetin screwed over and dumped in all my relationships.

Maestro · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 6:28 am Post subject:

Havent read other posts, but this is what I do:
"It's not you. It's me... I need time alone... Just a break, don't worry... maybe we'll get back together in a month or so... " girls don't like to hear it... but its TRUE, I swear it is!

Realistik · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 7:18 am Post subject:

Rules for breaking up with a girl:
1. Do not lie... She will end up hateing you and slashing your tires and disconecting your battery
2. Do not date her best friend for at least 2 weeks
3. Just be straight up... She will respect you more for it
4. You can still be friends just don't use that line while your breaking up with her...b/c she is very liable to slap you
5. Have fun