[b]"What Kind Of Farter Are You?"[/b]

Grouch · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 1:56 pm Post subject: [b]"What Kind Of Farter Are You?"[/b]

"What Kind Of Farter Are You?"

VAIN
A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE
A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

PROUD
A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

SHY
A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

IMPUDENT
A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

UNFORTUNATE
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

SCIENTIFIC
A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

NERVOUS
A person who stops in the middle of his fart

HONEST
A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

DISHONEST
A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH
A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

THRIFTY
A person who has several good farts in reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL
A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

STRATEGIC
A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

SADISTIC
A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

INTELLECTUAL
A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed

ATHLETIC
A person who farts at the slightest exertion

MISERABLE
A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

SENSITIVE
A person who farts and then starts crying

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

defianately athelitic--i feel sorry for the boat behind me when i ride Wink

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I'd say I'm Impudent....... Laughing

where are you getting all of this useless info. today grouch???

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:01 pm Post subject:

Impudent here too

Grouch · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:07 pm Post subject:

Just sitting in my office making it up.

I am impudent also. Laughing

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:08 pm Post subject:

Thrifty here, I guess.

ohsix · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:16 pm Post subject:

im gonna have to go with impudent.
my little bro is very thrifty though. he can always rip one on command.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

dude my little bro can do the same thing

derrick lenz · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:17 pm Post subject:

i;m proud, impudent, and thrifty after good mexican food.

ohsix · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:20 pm Post subject:

how come none of the ladies are answering this?
jk if you're hot i dont wanna know.

Dees · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:20 pm Post subject:

impudent and honest but gas is also a sign of a good digestive system.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

wes---and if they aren't hot u do???

ohsix · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:24 pm Post subject:

not really but i like to think hot girls dont fart.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

don't we all Question

derrick lenz · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:28 pm Post subject:

i think more important is the girls you can fart in front of. my buddy's got a winner. every time i rip one she laughs harder than all of the guys.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:28 pm Post subject:

Girls dont fart, Only skeebie stoners fart.

ohsix · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:31 pm Post subject:

good point derrick. cool girls cant mind farts.

DaveBrowning · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 2:57 pm Post subject:

All of the above!! Just depends on when and where. Laughing

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

when we go up to maine every year, all u can hear when we go to sleep is people rippin 'em before they fall asleep. my uncle jerry literally made me have to go outside he had such a good one. i find them to be absolutely hillarious.. as long as its not while you're trying to impress someone...

BoardC3 · Soul Rider Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Posts: 380 City: Ithaca, NY

strategic, im very stealthy

Grouch · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 3:21 pm Post subject:

I cant believe with this group, no one has claimed to be SADISTIC. Twisted Evil

Come on I know your out there.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

A girl who is down, definately has to be able to laugh at a fart, as well as rip some off herself! If a girl has a fit when someone in the room farts, she can leave the room and hang out in another room by herself as far as i'm concerned!
It's only natural....and besides that, it's sooooo funny!

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

Dude my roomate is a sadistic farter. The guy will lock the window switches in his car when he rips one so no one can help it air out.

I'm impudent.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 4:21 pm Post subject:

Now thats what i am talking about.

I knew there were some out there.

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

Proud/Shy/Dishonest/Foolish/Thrifty/Anti-Social

I probably should just go with 'All of the Above.'

TravelJunkie · Guest

lets see... thrifty/sadistic/impudent....i love saveing up a few good men and rippen them when jason cuddles up behind me in bed...laughs for hours. its funny!!!!! i dont care....i'll clame em' expecally if they stink like rotten road kill!

NAW · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 5:17 pm Post subject:

Nothing beats a good 'ol dutch oven....like Grouch's Sadistic, but a little more stealth-like and brutal Twisted Evil

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Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

Dont think im really on the list, im more Malicious, Conceal all sound and trace of it, walk 10 feet away and wait for impact and then blame the person most offended Mr. Green

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:11 am Post subject:

haha du syth a mate of mine at school does that. real stealth, he slowly turns as if to look at something, drops it, then walks away. or fans it onto everyone then denies it. its funny if you see him do it.

i'd have to say proud, and on the odd occasion i get a bit of thriftyness happenin

B-rad · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 7:39 am Post subject:

I love being the sadist. Totally silent, then just wait and act like nothing happened till it hits them. great stuff there, I have also beenn known to do the covers one, but it has to fester for a little bit before I let it out and have it hit her in the face. It's always fun to turn over on my side and rip one on her as well....

suckmywake · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 9:46 am Post subject:

Impudent and Sadistic and my GF is Intellectual and Sensitive after seh experiences the "Dutch Oven" Twisted Evil

Rocko · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 10:30 am Post subject:

i'm impudent here, but norcal i know what you're tlkaing about. i have a friend that does the saem thing. he's always stinking me out.

derrick lenz · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 11:11 am Post subject:

nor cal i know a guy like that too. he's always on protien shakes and the smell horrible. he'll lock the windows, fart, and then turn the heater on to make it worse.