What's up with TX Women and cars?

Premier135Chick · Guest

don't hate the playah, hate the game

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

don't hate the ho, hate the Ford she just ran your cheatin' ass over with

jason_ssr · Posted: Feb 24, 2003 12:30 pm Post subject:

Nah, pimpin is easy. In fact, its effortless. Super-fine chicks will come throw game at YOU in a bar!! They invite you back home for a wild night!! So, you try to say something that will turn them away (all golddiggers anyway) like, "only if you bring your friend over there". Just when your waiting for the scowl and the walk off, she says, "sounds fun. lets go!"

Then when your leaving their place you have to give the courtesy, "can I have your number?" and they are like, "nah, it aint like that. We will see ya again."

The perfect relationship....

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Premier, did you read that off the back of Bryan's Malibu??? Laughing

TravelJunkie · Guest

Hey Budman have you seen Sweet home Alabama??? Good example of a good strong southern woman in a movie.

Budman · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 137 City: Tifton

Actually I have- of course she left her man before she fell into the trap...as I recall.
Isn't that what the movie was about?
I guess that is somewhat of a good example. Thank you.

Heezey · Posted: Feb 24, 2003 3:47 pm Post subject:

hey hey! Not all Texas women are psycho. But what is up w/ all the Texas men being asses?

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

RIGHT ON HEEZEY!!!!!

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

wow - nobody from up here ever runs over their husband. but supossidly up here we have bad taste in country music... lol wes

ohsix · Posted: Feb 24, 2003 5:18 pm Post subject:

if you havent heard of cross canadian ragweed you're listening to the crap everyone else hates.

DaveBrowning · Posted: Feb 24, 2003 5:27 pm Post subject:

EXACTLY WES!!! Their new song "17" is really good!! That's REAL music right there. And at least ya'll ain't from Arkansas!! Everybody thinks we're just a bunch of in-breads... well, some of us are but not all of us!!! Laughing

gking · Criminal Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 56 City: Lima, Peru

TX women and cars huh? I guess its just like home in the trailer park? with billy Bob?

buttafly · Posted: Feb 25, 2003 7:42 am Post subject:

You better watch your back Dumass your next!! hehe JK

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Heezey · Posted: Feb 25, 2003 8:32 am Post subject:

gking · Criminal Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 56 City: Lima, Peru

Butter!!! what is up! I have missed you here. I have been traveling like crazy. Was kidding about that, I just miss college and them accents y'all. WHat is up with you? You still as charming?

Cheers,
Wink

Alli · Newbie Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 25 City: Austin, TX

No No you have it all wrong the way to do it is to run them over with the boat. Much easier to make it look like an accident.

Anyone want to go boarding with me I'll drive???

B-rad · Posted: Feb 26, 2003 8:50 am Post subject:

I asked my friend Chris once. "Chris, why don't you ever date black chicks?" Chris is black btw... "Dude, you cheat on a white chick and she gets mad. She might cry and talk some $hit, thats about it. You cheat on a black chick and she'll stab your @ss! Look what happened to Tellis." guess this dosen't hold true any more. Tellis is the reference to Tellis Redmond, guy we knew back in HS that got stabbed in the leg by his chick. Screwed up his schollarship and everything. He's playing w/ the golden gophers now though.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Guys - You should always have your "crazy meter" running...as soon as any girl (no matter how fine, how sexy, how good she is in bed) starts exhibiting crazy tendencies - you gotta bail. The earlier the better - the longer you stay, the crazier they get. I would bet these women offered a hint or two they were nuts before runnning their dudes over (or stabbing poor Tellis in the leg).