Useless facts for a Friday

[wake_chik]

Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced
enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.


(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.
> >(creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

[eeven73]

[ontrider]

[Dave W]

Wake Chick, are you attempting to defend yourself in your profile pic?

[wake_chik]

Dave W, I don't even have the slightest clue what I was doing...probably "trying" to make a point. "the point is...the point is....F&@# I forgot the point"

[nick e[V]ans]

wake_chik, ok ignore my question in the other thread, i only just posted it.

[Maestro]

You look like you're trying to cast a spell. I call witch. BURN HER!

Whoa... that was out of control... I think I'm demon possessed... maybe I should be burned BTW - your eyes are very blue - the blonde streaks accentuate the colour very well

Ok, now I think I'm just a person with multiple personalities... I would have written the word that is used to refer to these people, but I can't think of it

[ontrider]

Maestro, a schizophrenic? Or did JelloJohn just highjack your account for that post... whoa.

wake_chik looks like she's explaining to the cameraman how to do a proper roll to revert. I think the real question is... is she a Leaf's fan, or an Oilers fan

[finkle]

Maestro, commonly mislabeled as schizos

schizophrenia (sp?) is not a multiple personality disorder


































thought I had something witty to add down here didn't ya

[Maestro]

That's the one... thanks buddy... actually, it's just been a super long day and I'm at the point where I'm too tired to do anything, don't feel like going out but my mind is playing tricks on me so I can't go to sleep... I think JJ might have mind control powers though, so maybe he's posting through me? Another reason to be burned...

I can handle an Oilers fan... I don't mind watching their games... I mean, it's not like they're gonna be a threat to the Buds in the playoffs right? Now Ottawa, on the other hand

Hijacking the thread, did you hear that a court ruled Toronto Jerseys would be banned from the Corel Center for the next meeting between the two teams unless Toronto fans donated food/money to the Ottawa Foodbank (or a foodbank in Ottawa - not sure of the actual name)... talk about blackmailing...

[finkle]

[Maestro]

Dude, I've been clean since my birthday in November (although I did steal some stuff from my sister that would make my avatar freak me out - maybe I should play with them )... And yes, I know it's stupid (the jersey thing) - but I heard it on the radio today. It's true, trust.... just trust...

[Dave W]

[finkle]

Maestro, clean intentionally or b/c of court or 'rents or what?

[Maestro]

hehehehehe... my choice... just haven't wanted any... the 'rents can't control me... the 'po might be able to, but they haven't caught on yet... but who needs it when I have a tired high...

man I'm the best thread hijacker alive today

[ontrider]

Maestro, don't do drugs fool!
I know Bubb Rubb is your hero, but try to resist!

Yeah, MLSE (maple leaf sports & entertainment) donated $5,000 today to the Toronto Food bank and $5,000 to the Ottawa foodbank. So the commie bastards in Ottawa can shove that up their pie hole. All this makes me want to do is drive up to Kanata with a few friends and a bunch of leaf jerseys and invade their building. Oh, and we'll have to bring the Daniel Alfredsson wigs too.

It's cool though, the Sens are afraid to play the Leafs. I'm cheering for Vancouver in the west.