Let's start our own bizznass..

churchy · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 9:27 am Post subject: Let's start our own bizznass..

Ok, there are enough of us on here with enough different backgrounds that we should be able to start our own business, work for ourselves, and board most of the time... not to mention become extremely wealthy. Let's get after this.

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 9:28 am Post subject:

churchy, sounds good.

Chales · Guest

Ya. Hey, if the pharmacists and dentists can do it, we can too.

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 9:36 am Post subject:

we need a name. How about "Chales"

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

NorCalStud686, for once you made me laugh. Well done!! Laughing

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 9:39 am Post subject:

chavez-y-chavez, I have finially achieved my goal. Rolling Eyes

i thought for sure someone was going to beat me to it.

churchy · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 9:45 am Post subject:

Speaking of Bizznass, I once went to a bar in Pheonix called "Ain't None Of You Bussiness"... It was a lesbian bar. The place was huge and packed full of lezzies. A lot of them like the type you dream about, and some that you wouldn't want to dream about... Anyway, I was driving someone's Geo Metro home from this place, and we had so many Lezzies packed in this car that we only made it about 10 yds until we had a blow out. One of the chicks in the car was 1/2 man, and she had that bad boy changed before I could get out of the car. So, we started off again.. This time we only made it about another 20 ft. and we blew another tire. With no more spares, I had to make them all wait in the parking lot so I could drive this car on its rim across Pheonix to get a bigger car to come back and pick them up. So here I am driving through the Ghetto on a rim at 3 AM.... I see a brotha walk out in the street in front of me. I started to slow down to let him cross, but got suspicious. I looked in the mirrors and saw a bunch of his bros sneaking up behind me to jack my ass. So, I floor it and try to run that bitch in front of me over... However, I was in a Geo, and to make it worse, on a rim. Therefore, I couldn't accelerate fast enough and he was able to dive out of the way. I was, however, able to escape on my rim... I got a different car, and came back and rescued the lesbians.... THE END.

Well, that is my story for the day. Not real sure why I decided to share that. This is my longest post ever.

03Belmont · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 4656

churchy,

GOOD STORY

finkle · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067

churchy, I concur. That is probably your longest post. And yet, still funny.

Dees · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 10:03 am Post subject:

why would you jack someone driving a Geo. Give me a break

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 10:07 am Post subject:

Dees, exactly what i was thinking. churchy, was it rollin on 13" Daytons and Hydro's?

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

NorCalStud686, I don't think Hertz puts those on their rental fleet. I may be wrong though.. Confused

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

That's story is a lie. Everyone knows that lesbians don't do rim jobs.

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

cameraboy, Laughing

OMFG ROFLMAO Laughing

This has been a great WB.com morning!!!! Laughing

Chales · Guest

So, seriously, what kind of a business could we start?

We could have people pay money to receive our advice....
We could rent out wakeboards...
We could sell porn...

03Belmont · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 4656

jason_ssr · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 10:37 am Post subject:

We could tutor kids in Gram....uh... nevermind

03Belmont · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 4656

jason_ssr, But I kinda own 1 6000th of the wb.com bussiness dosent that mean that I get free lessons Wink

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 10:56 am Post subject:

How about a Wakeboard/Porn shop? or better yet, a Strip Joint with a Wakeboarding Theme Cool

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

How about a combination boat/auto deatiling shop/laundry mat/strip joint/pool hall?

You come in, get your ride detailed and do some laundry. While you wait, you can shoot pool and watch some strippers and maybe get a lap dance.

Dees · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 11:01 am Post subject:

now were talkin

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 11:02 am Post subject:

cameraboy, sounds good. is this Boat/Auto detailing shop/laundry mat/strip joint/pool hall going to have a bar, big screen tv's and a Champagne room?

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

add "bowling alley" to that. i always wanted to own a topless bowling alley and laundry. the pool tables and detailing would go perfect.

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

Why not add a cable park too while we are at it?

NorCalStud686 · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 11:07 am Post subject:

chavez-y-chavez, why dont we just have A brand new Bu, X-star, and SANTE on hand , and build our own private lake??

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

Seriously, though, I think this is an untapped market. I pass the laundrymat all the time, and people are just sitting there waiting. Why not put in a bar, or a pool hall, or a resturaunt, or something as long as you have a captive group of people who aren't going anywhere............Especially in an area populated by new college grads- they have jobs, money to spend, no kids or responsibilities, but they live in apartments and still need to go to the laundry mat.

03Belmont · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 4656

okwho has the best credit.... get the bussiness loan!!!!! we need a privite jest to fly in us ceos that dont live in cali

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

add boat detail and service on that list, and we have a true bussiness

churchy · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 11:35 am Post subject:

As for the story.. I really don't think they were after the Geo driving on the rims.. Maybe they were just planning on taking my gold toof or something... Maybe they had some bummy love in store for me. I just didn't care to find out....

As for the business, I really think there has to be something out there. We just need to find it.

Chales · Guest

And then we can stick it next to a Starbucks... drive out all the competition, and then just make a chain moving from Starbucks to Starbucks.

Another idea I had of people just standing around doing nothing is at train stations and subway stations and bus stops. If somehow we could put in something that they would be willing to cough up some money while they're just sitting there... we'd be in business.

finkle · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067

We could start a business where "we" as wb.comers went around and corrected people spelling/grammar even when they didn't ask us to and charge them....then we could flame every dumby wumby who brings up a topic more than once at a bar...Oh wait, we could also teach them how important post count on the internet is too.

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

i can be the door knob employee? im very qualified and have lots of references.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

How about a fully illustrated Pornographic Dictionary? I'm sure with all the resources on this site it wouldn't be hard.

BoardinDan · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 5:04 pm Post subject:

ill be the waste management engineer

BurkeViper · Posted: Mar 12, 2004 5:15 pm Post subject:

Ok....Janitor