Hooker, sweet!

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 1:53 pm Post subject: Hooker, sweet!

So im walking through my town the other day just checking out some shops on the local walking street. And i find this one located in a cellar. Its called citygirls. Im like awsome, a strip joint. I havnt seen tits since i got to europe. So i wander down to have a beer and see some T&A, but damn it not a nudey bar. Its a whore house. I was like holly crap batman. Im not used to seeing this stuff back home in wisconsin, and the people here seem so much more conservative in some regards. But just wanted to share with you all that i found my local whore house. And no i didnt buy a girl... I didnt have enough cash. Twisted Evil

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 1:56 pm Post subject:

oh yeah you can check out the selection of meat for sale at citygirl.dk , if it dosnt work try searching for it on google. Its like browsing before you buy.

buckthis · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 1:58 pm Post subject:

not enough cash, my god how much do they charge?

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 2:11 pm Post subject:

It was like 200 bucks for an hour, hell 90 bucks for them to piss on you. But im gonna have to pass on that one.

BurkeViper · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject:

want me to wire u some money?

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 2:29 pm Post subject:

Just waiting for my monthly student check to show up and im on my way. Wont be able to affored to eat for a few days but damn. That heidi chick is worth it.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

nmballa, you're not gonna eat for a few days so she can pee on you? Shocked

ohsix · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:02 pm Post subject:

I think fist time customers only get Katja. You know that's what you want though. Laughing

The website is www.citygirls.dk

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:07 pm Post subject:

no no no, there will be no peeing on this dude. Only piss on me is when im drunk and cant aim straight. And usually thats not me getting pissed on its the dude standing at the next urinal.

finkle · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067

I wish I could read Danish.... Sad

Maestro · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:09 pm Post subject:

I dunno, Melissa and Majababe look pretty nice too!

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject:

kswiss,I would translate it for you, but frankly, im too damn lazy.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Personally I think all those girls look pretty trashy. Almost like prostitutes.

Dragonlady8 · Guest

You Boys sure have low standards. at least one positive thing can come of this situation:
It's in a controlled situation, which mean that the Girls have to have monthly medical check ups to be employed. Wink

One of the main reasons to have prostitution legalized and licensed in the US

BurkeViper · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:29 pm Post subject:

Prostitution? Where's JoeBialek?!?! He is very opinionated about this subject

Rolling Eyes

Lynsey · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:36 pm Post subject:

You could save your $200 and hook up with some girl at a college party, that won't cost you anything Laughing

nmballa · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:42 pm Post subject:

Not that im actually gonna buy one, just thought it would be funny to share this. But man i dont know to many guys that can get laid without having to pay. Dinner, movie, drinks. Well maybe the married dudes, and they are paying in their own way for the rest of their lives.

Lynsey · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 3:43 pm Post subject:

Hey, what about the woman, she pays for the rest of her life too!

Dragonlady8 · Guest

ohsix · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject:

Tyler T · Posted: Mar 06, 2004 4:50 pm Post subject:

I was reading through the "menu" and I couldn't help but laugh so incredibly hard. Mind you I don't speak a bit of Danish....but you can figure some stuff out on your own. Laughing

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

mmmmmmm........hookers!! Shocked

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Darin · Guest

Paying for sex doens't seem as wrong as just being with a woman thats been with untold crudy men. *yuk* Imagine what crawing around in there. Man it's nice to be married. Which isn't exaclty cheap, as someone pointed out. But shes clean, and my best friend. Priceless. (oh, she drives the boat darn good too, even onto the trailer)