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 Posted: Feb 16, 2003 10:41 am Post subject: geograpghy of the sexes... |
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>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>fertile deltas.
>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>with cash.
>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
>relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
>Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
>aging but still a warm and desirable place to
>visit.
>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
>war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
>reconstruction is now necessary.
>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide
>and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate
>keeps people away.
>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with
>a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
>future.
>After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Most everyone
>knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>dick. |
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STPHNSN23
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| Posted: Feb 16, 2003 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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| har har har |
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Aubs
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| Posted: Feb 16, 2003 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahaha |
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Sean_Brinston
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| Posted: Feb 16, 2003 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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Funniest thing ive herd today.
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Chales
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| Posted: Feb 16, 2003 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I smiled. Funny. |
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grady
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| Posted: Feb 16, 2003 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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haha...pretty funny 
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Gbgonzal138
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B-rad
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 7:12 am Post subject: |
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That was a good one... Nice to get a laugh in the morning.
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riverfreak
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 8:23 am Post subject: |
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wow Base that was funny, I was expecting something totally degrading...  |
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Rocko
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| that is awesome, good one. |
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JHrod
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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WHAT'S THIS---A GOOD THREAD BY BASE---OK WHO ARE U AND WHERE IS THAT FOOL BASE  |
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Rocko
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| how true, nice one josh. |
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James K.
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| very good post that was really funny |
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Kyle Shaw
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2003 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| very funny |
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