Your Next!

Grouch · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 8:33 am Post subject: Your Next!

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped that sh_t after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Grouch · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 8:35 am Post subject:

A man walked into a bar and ordered up ten shots of whiskey, then sat there and drank them one after another.
The bartender commented, "When a man drinks like that, he must have something on his mind."

The man replied, "Yep, I just found out that my oldest son was gay!"

A couple days later, the man returned to the bar and ordered up twenty shots of whiskey.

"What's the matter now?" asked the bartender.

"I just found out that my other son is also gay!"

A week later, the man again returned to the bar and ordered up thirty shots of whiskey.

The bartender remarked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like Taco Bell Chalupa?"

The man replied, "Yes, my wife!"

B-rad · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 8:38 am Post subject:

ouch....

nmballa · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 8:44 am Post subject:

Oh man, that first one had me rolling...

Tyler T · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 12:14 pm Post subject:

a man sat down at a bar and ordered a shot of tequila...he downed it and asked for another, he did this 5 times.. finally, the batender asks

hey man...what are you celebrating?

the man replies...oh i just had my first BJ

the bartender returns....well congrats man, here, the 6th shot is on me

the man looks at him and declines...nah, if 5 won't get the taste out of my mouth, i dont think 6 will help either

llenta · Addict Joined: 22 Jul 2003 Posts: 788 City: Davis

yo grouch, tell her to bring one home so you all can play Laughing

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Grouch · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 12:20 pm Post subject:

llenta,

For Shizzle! Laughing

ohsix · Posted: Oct 23, 2003 4:37 pm Post subject:

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him,
put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from
your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass!"

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

wes reeves, that was good!! Laughing