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PostPosted: Feb 06, 2003 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her that her eyes are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. Then tell her you really like her @$$ too....that should get you laid for sure!
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PostPosted: Feb 06, 2003 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sean- Wes has got it pretty much right but make sure that she likes your arm around her. A friend tryed that on me but he didn't put his arm around me and it REALLY didn''t work cause he startled me when his face was all of a sudden in front of mine
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PostPosted: Feb 06, 2003 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

as far as telling her how you feel...u cant really plan that,just relax and be yourself and you'll be fine ull end up telling her everything u need to. and the kissing...i think aubs and wes gotchya covered!remeber original is good and good luck Very Happy
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PostPosted: Feb 06, 2003 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't speak for all girls but I'd have to say something along the lines of, "I have a weighted down X-Star with a full tank of gas. Wanna ride?" would work on me. I don't know about getting you laid, but it would get me on your boat. Wink I guess I am pretty easy to please....
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her you will guess her weight.

ask her to sit on your face. guess her weight, then eat the difference.
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im with premier on that one...

wes - "ps this process is much easier if both parties are under the influence of alcohol" - dude... if youre both drunk, hell - just go for it. u might not remember it the next day, so if its bad who cares...
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aubs wrote:
... if youre both drunk, hell - just go for it. u might not remember it the next day, so if its bad who cares...


be sure everyone else is drunk too and its a good idea to at least see the girl once while you're sober. wakin up the next morning and wondering if you got with an ugly chick sux.
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wes - have u ever had an experience like that before lol j/k
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aubs-great minds think alike!!!!! Smile
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aubs- actually yes, very recently. after a few im's and couple of phone calls it was confirmed that she was hot. but i was very nervous for a few hours. only prob is im still not sure on her age. she did drive so she shouldnt have been too young.
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For me the beer goggle thing is opposite, when I drink the girls get less attractive. I think that's because they get blurry so I think they're fat.

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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Premierchick,
I've got an unweighted '87 Century I/O with a full tank of gas and no tower, wanna ride? Wink
Worth a try!
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her you own a speedboat-Ed TV Show-Phil
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buergday-You get an A for effort! But I am very specific in my wants and needs Wink
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

specific---meaning me ...so back off buergday Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

get your fat ax in the kitchen..... an make me some pie....
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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Premier- The best i could say is i got a outboard wih about 400 pds in it? Very Happy

Damnit - she added me to her msn and i accident ly hit decline and i didnt get her email, and she asked for my number and email, and me being the dumass i am forgot to ask her cause i figured id talk to her online and get it off of her. Today at lunch i was sitting beside her and she looked so hot, i wanted to put my arm around her but were not going out yet, i wanted top ask her tonight.

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PostPosted: Feb 07, 2003 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gottcha wes...
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PostPosted: Feb 08, 2003 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wes: I think we have all gone through that one before. There is nothing worse than waking up in the morning, asking yourself " whoa, what did I do last night.....was she hot....WAS SHE OLD ENOUGH????" That's classic stuff, man! Laughing Laughing
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